You ever wonder what it would be like for a closet-rapist to meet you, become enamored with you, then give you a call threatening to call them back so you can date… because they are awesome and you might be a stupid bitch, please check out these voice messages from Dmitri.
Dmitri is Greek God, by his admission, that is giving this poor “elegant” girl a chance to call him back… he’s direct, he’s handsome, he makes great money and he will freaking punch you in the mouth of you talk back to him… so ladies, get the phone ready!
Seriously though… does this work? I can’t imagine he would bag a “powerful, direct” woman with this approach… maybe?
Either way I’m gong to start “telling women how it is” on dates:
“Listen, go ahead and finish up your coffee and we are going to go have some of the sex. You are going to wear a giant crab outfit and I’m going to dress up like a French Balarina and we are going to do it… with our genitals… so just go ahead and wrap up that coffee there and we’ll get to business…”
I can tell you already want to call me, probably to have some of the sex with me. I can’t blame you, your woman-brain is smaller than my intelligence. So let us to be the meeting! </sleezy foreign accent>
