A while ago I ran across a post on Digg (maybe a year ago?) that was titled “There are no ugly women”, and while I raised my hand in protest I clicked the link, and soon realized what they were trying to say: With enough makeup and primping, there is no such thing as an ugly woman.
Consider the following:
Looking at those women you think to yourself: “Yep, ugly women… I’ve probably seen them shopping at Wal-Mart with 9 kids en-tow”. The women above were actually 9 finalists in the show “The Swan” and were picked because of their ultimate makeovers, the result of their make over is pretty astounding:
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There are some hotties in there and I was seriously amazed you could go from A to B like that without just having a body double for the show.
Anyway, this was the first thing I thought of when I saw over on The Superficial that Bai Ling had been arrested for shop lifting $16 worth of junk on the day after Valentine’s day from an LA airport:
good god… are you sure this is the normal Bai Ling that is constantly having “nipple slips” with every single wardrobe she wears? I don’t even think they are nipple slips as much as Bai Ling just likes to wear her breasts on the outside of her outfits.
Just for comparison sake, this is how she normally looks when she’s spruced up to hell and back:
and she’s 40 apparently… I hope I look that good at 40, but still have a penis. So yea, imagine Bai Ling with a giant dong… that’s me. We should hang out some time actually, why don’t you give me a call Saturday.
Update #1: It slipped my mind to include another comparison for folks out there that will blow their mind… Charlize Theron normally and then from her movie Monster:
She’s definitely heavier in Monster, but you cannot discredit how much of a difference good makeup and hair makes… it’s just amazing.