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Request: Only Hot Celebrities Should Make Sex Tapes

Let’s take a break from all the Diablo III news and concentrate on what is really important: Sex and the Internet.
I am announcing a world-wide moritorium on ugly celebrity sex-tapes… just stop… please god stop. We are going to click those video links out of curiosity and we don’t want to see somethings.
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My Face Vomits When I'm Unhappy… Ugly Celebrity Sex Tapes

So a “sex tape” of Verne Troyer (Mini-me) and his girlfriend Ranae Shrider got leaked to the internet… because for some reason, recording a sex-tape immediately gives the people that are involved, the inability to hold onto anything private and immediately share it with the world.
Why is that? That’s like having a friend that you [...]

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