In a surprise move, 2K with help from developer Gearbox showed off a playable demo of Duke Nukem Forever at PAX today with a planned release on 4/11/11 to be forth coming.
It has been so long since I played the original 1996 hit Duke Nukem 3D that I forgot 3D Realms (the creators) had a [...]
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Duke Nukem Forever at PAX – Release 4/11/11
Monkey Has His Way With a Frog
So “thanks” goes to Ben Vanik for sending this one in. A little monkey at the Honolulu Zoo grabbed a frog in it’s pen, pried it’s mouth open and forced the frog to give him… the good stuff:
The most disturbingly funny part of the whole video is when he’s done violating the frog, he stuffs [...]
From the Brilliant Parenting Files…File #4
I love reading how cracked out parents can be. I dunno, I mean call me old fashioned but I’ve just always associated the idea of “Parent” as synonymous with those silly things like “responsible”, “upstanding”, “role model”. Even “intelligent”. But with every new day, a new file is dropped on my desk in this series [...]
Epic Fail or My Reputation Has Obviously Preceded Me
I’ve been playing video games since I was a kid, back in the 80’s heyday of the arcades. I played them as much as I could and after having the knock-off specialist Texas Instruments system during those days, I have gone out of my way to own the systems that I want. After the N64 [...]
Tyra Discovers Teens are Having Sex
A recent Tyra Banks Show/CNN poll revealed that teens are having sex. Lots of sex. Girls are losing their virginity by age 15 and are even doing it at school. And Tyra, the silly goose, is shocked. The nitwit who wore a fat suit to try to understand what obese people go through, now realizes [...]
Chode to Joy!
This is not an article about Cameron Diaz. I just couldn’t really post any of the images that Google was suggesting for the word “chode.” I decided that since I think Cameron Diaz is the nastiest, skankiest, infection-filled twat in current pop culture, I would use HER image as the tie-in photo, but I digress.
Let’s [...]
Quick Reference: Things to Say During Sex
Incase you find yourself out of ideas in the bedroom, or out of ways to get your partner to call the police on you, Marc Chung just sent in a quick reference that we can print out and leave next to the bed:
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My Face Vomits When I'm Unhappy… Ugly Celebrity Sex Tapes
So a “sex tape” of Verne Troyer (Mini-me) and his girlfriend Ranae Shrider got leaked to the internet… because for some reason, recording a sex-tape immediately gives the people that are involved, the inability to hold onto anything private and immediately share it with the world.
Why is that? That’s like having a friend that you [...]
No Child Left Behind, Maybe the Opposite of Awesome?
I basically tried to find a reason to post the picture above, and this story was exactly that reason.
John Mayer is an Amazing Lover – Like Me
Well word on the street is that John Mayer is apparently quite the amazing lover.
Sources close to Jennifer Aniston (Mayer’s new flame) are saying that Aniston can’t stop smiling because she is getting “good homegrown dick”* from the rock-star.
* This is a quote from me; I quote myself… I’m that important.
Apparently Mayer likes to get [...]
World of Virgincraft
Marc Chung sent this one in… which is just… great, check out the search term and then the Adsense hits:
Porn Stars Lecture at UC Irvine
News Flash: I’m going back to school, W00T!
No seriously, 4 porns stars stepped into the UC Irvine classroom to teach a 3 hour class on the “Sociology of Sexuality”. I don’t know what that means, but they played segments of their movies as examples…
Ummm you mean I don’t need to be hunkered, in the dark, [...]
Lesbian Love Scene from Mass Effect
I already love this game, but a lesbian love scene? Here’s my review: 77 out of 10… wait, 83 out of 10!
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