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I Declare War on Santa Hats!

Man, woman or child, if I see someone wearing a Santa hat, I want to knock it off their stupid heads. You’re taking the Christ out of Christmas; I’m taking that queer hat right of your damn head. Especially a grown man. If you’re an adult male wearing a Santa hat to work, you should [...]

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Santa Clause Real; Boy Releases Sex Book

Santa Claus is real. The atheists are wrong, and it was proven recently in Texas when a nine-year-old girl wrote a letter to Mr. Kringle in her class with the following list of things she wanted:
1. An Xbox system
2. A Barbie doll
3. For the crazy man that lives with us to stop molesting my sister [...]

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