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Ubisoft's New Draconian DRM Kills Gaming all Weekend

by Riyad Kalla on 08. Mar, 2010 in Technology

Previously we’ve written about the new DRM that Ubisoft has developed in-house that requires a 24/7, uninterrupted internet connection (not even for a modem reboot or lost sync) to the master Ubisoft DRM servers.
At the time there was a lot of speculation about “What if your modem reboots?” or “What if Ubisoft’s DRM server goes [...]

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I Know I'm Going to Hell, but…

by G on 01. Nov, 2008 in Humor & Fun

Everyone’s got an [asinine] opinion on everything on the internet these days. Like a traffic accident, sometimes I can’t help but look. And as a hell-bound human, when I do, I can’t help but think of this picture.
And laugh.

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From the Brilliant Parenting Files… File #3

by G on 08. Oct, 2008 in Humor & Fun

The first line of the story says it all:
STEVENSVILLE, Montana (AP) — About 90 elementary school students in Montana have started a series of rabies shots after a parent let them touch a dead bat that was later confirmed to be diseased.
But really, to get the full effect, you have to keep reading:
The mother of [...]

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Redneck Woman Clarified Why Obama Would be a Bad President

by Riyad Kalla on 01. Oct, 2008 in Humor & Fun

… that title is a bit misleading, let’s try this one:
Redneck woman, barely able to speak, tried to explain that Obama is an unsuitable president because of his name… because aye-rabs are cutting soldiers heads off in Iraq.
It’s pretty much iron-clad, I get that, what I also appreciate is how these redneck’s accents are so [...]

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We don' need no grammer let the mutha effa WHA!!!!

by G on 29. Sep, 2008 in Humor & Fun

I’m always on the lookout for signs of our times because they are endlessly amusing or endlessly frightening and at any rate it’s always good to see “were u at” in life. I’Ve uNfoRtuNaTEly GoTTen KinD of USed to SeEing WriTing LiKE THIs, but I can never quite get over some of the…slang?…that is cropping [...]

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