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A Compelling Message From a Diehard GHOST HUNTERS Fan!

You’ve all read my posts.  I’m not hiding any big secrets about thinking that PERHAPS certain shows pad, recreate, or even weave from whole cloth their “results.”  Understandably, such a forward-thinking, against-the-grain set of opinions are bound to get you locked into many a pissing contest and, judging by the nearly 400 responses on my original [...]

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No Special Screening for Tropic Thunder

Chocolate Thunder, the new Stiller-Black-Downey Jr. vehicle, has been released to rave reviews from most, but not from that one group of characters that all filmmakers target: the special.
Of course, all parents tell their children that they’re special, but here I mean “special,” as in “Olympics,” “needs,” and “Stop eating those pennies.” Members of the [...]

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No Child Left Behind Leaves Behind Lots of Kids (but just the dumb ones)

The #1 threat to America right now is education.
When you really sit down and think about it, no one stupid ever plotted an assassination or a terrorist attack. No one stupid every rioted and killed police or injured public officials. No one stupid ever didn’t shop at Wal-Mart because it was eating America from the [...]

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Chuck Norris is a Crazy Bible Thumper

… part me thought this would be the last guy I would see running around, thumping his bible on everyone’s head. Chuck Norris: Douchebag for a Greater Tommorow.
Seriously, he thinks bible studies should be added to every school’s curriculum…

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