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Jimmy Cracks the Southern Baptists, and I Don't Care!!!

Now, when I say, “I don’t care,” what I mean to say is, “screw organized religion.”
I think Jimmy Carter may be feeling that way, too.  If you didn’t see the news story, Jimmy Carter has decided – after 60 years – to leave the Southern Baptist cult because of their continued indifference towards women.  Here [...]

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California Reamin'…

Now, I had originally typed this post in a fit of rage over this exchange I had with this woefully misguided girl on whether or not gay marriage should be recognized.  She even went so far as sending me a message on Facebook telling me that she’s “sorry that I have been rejected by the [...]

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Assholes of the Week

It’s time to hand out my very infrequent and rare Asshole of the Week Award, and it’s a tie this week between blind as a bat New York Governor David Paterson and some attention-hungry slit in North Carolina. Mind you, some white supremacist couple in Pennsylvania made the news after trying to get an extra-vanilla [...]

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Yes, Virginia, There is a Liberal Media Bias

I had planned on writing something silly today. Maybe something about the Swedish bestiality ring that they just busted. Perhaps something cute about the former American Idol contestant who killed herself in front of Paula Abdul’s house. Or how the “secret” in Victoria’s Secret is apparently formaldehyde.
But  I decided it was high time this soldier wrote about [...]

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Bill Maher Proves Non-Existence of God

Bill Maher Proves Non-Existence of God

In smarmy pseudo-comedian Bill Maher’s new rockumentary with a title no one should even try to pronounce, the star of such films as Pizza Man and Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death finally has the proof that intellectual douchebags have been looking for for years that there is indeed no God.

Maher and director [...]

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India vs Monkeys: Round 37

India vs Monkeys: Round 37

*(Things turned sour in India when beloved monkey-hero Johnny Bananas burned down the house of his owner)
**(That’s crap, I just made that up)
We’ve blogged before about the on-going problems in Delhi with regard to the rampant bands of monkey’s that live in the city, steal food and harass people, but aren’t stopped because the monkey [...]

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Chuck Norris is a Crazy Bible Thumper

… part me thought this would be the last guy I would see running around, thumping his bible on everyone’s head. Chuck Norris: Douchebag for a Greater Tommorow.
Seriously, he thinks bible studies should be added to every school’s curriculum…

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