If you’ve been following Patrick at E3 you already know what is going on, even what he ate for lunch. But if you haven’t, here are the highlights from the last few hours (the dude is a machine):
Dead Rising 2 is just like the first one only prettier.
3D on PS3? not impressed.
Watching people play the [...]
In case you didn’t notice, Patrick is over at E3 this week and has been tweeting up a storm about what he’s been seeing. You can follow him here or wait for his nightly summaries of what is going on, what is sexy and if Kinect is retarded or not (spoiler: it is kinda fun).
If you’ve forgotten, or were just sleeping through, Part 1 and Part 2 of my visit to my dear mother in Bordertown, Idaho, you may or may not have realized or cared that those were but two installments of what was to be a trilogy.
If you didn’t make the connection, that’s ok, I was never [...]
I love the news. I really LOVE the news:
7-year-old gets stuck in stuffed animal game machine
SHEBOYGAN (AP) — A 7-year-old boy had to be rescued with the help of a locksmith Saturday after crawling into a supermarket’s stuffed animal game machine while his father talked on the telephone.
Man Arrested After Reporting Pot Theft
McALLEN, Texas [...]
There are television news stations throughout the country, even the planet - possibly the universe - offering “balanced news.” Coast to coast, in between the Doppler times Infinty weather report and sports man Buzz Shaftcrotch with his high school volleyball coverage, you are promised news that is “balanced” and/or “fair.” Maybe Rupert Pupkin and Fox News started [...]
This just in…the remains of an alleged Bigfoot have been revealed by two apparent fucktards from Georgia. (fucktards not pictured)
A press conference held today at Happy Hank’s motor lodge in You’ve-got-to-be-fucking-me, California revealed that the photo of a carcass that was originally thought to be Ron Jeremy, status post drinking binge, is – in fact [...]
At first, I thought it was just me… getting multiple calls a day, at 7am to 7pm calls from “News” and the phone number 1-314-963-8895 popping up on my Caller ID.
No problem, I’ll just ignore it…
6 months later, it’s still happening… all the fucking time. I decided to finally Google this number and see if [...]
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