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E3 Day 2 Twitter Highlights

E3 Day 2 Twitter Highlights

If you’ve been following Patrick at E3 you already know what is going on, even what he ate for lunch. But if you haven’t, here are the highlights from the last few hours (the dude is a machine):

Dead Rising 2 is just like the first one only prettier.
3D on PS3? not impressed.
Watching people play the [...]

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E3 Tweeting Goodness

E3 Tweeting Goodness

In case you didn’t notice, Patrick is over at E3 this week and has been tweeting up a storm about what he’s been seeing. You can follow him here or wait for his nightly summaries of what is going on, what is sexy and if Kinect is retarded or not (spoiler: it is kinda fun).

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Visiting Mom in Small-Town Idaho, Part 3 of 3: Lasting Impressions – They Hit You Like a Goat in the Back Door

If you’ve forgotten, or were just sleeping through, Part 1 and Part 2 of my visit to my dear mother in Bordertown, Idaho, you may or may not have realized or cared that those were but two installments of what was to be a trilogy.
If you didn’t make the connection, that’s ok, I was never [...]

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82-year-old Hugh Hefner's Heart Broken by GF Who's, Like, "OMG what?? We won't have kids!?"

I love the news. I really LOVE the news:
7-year-old gets stuck in stuffed animal game machine
SHEBOYGAN (AP) — A 7-year-old boy had to be rescued with the help of a locksmith Saturday after crawling into a supermarket’s stuffed animal game machine while his father talked on the telephone.
Man Arrested After Reporting Pot Theft
McALLEN, Texas [...]

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"Balanced News You Can Count on"

There are television news stations throughout the country, even the planet - possibly the universe - offering “balanced news.” Coast to coast, in between the Doppler times Infinty weather report and sports man Buzz Shaftcrotch with his high school volleyball coverage, you are promised news that is “balanced” and/or “fair.” Maybe Rupert Pupkin and Fox News started [...]

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Some Mighty Big Shoes to Fill…

Some Mighty Big Shoes to Fill…

This just in…the remains of an alleged Bigfoot have been revealed by two apparent fucktards from Georgia.  (fucktards not pictured)
A press conference held today at Happy Hank’s motor lodge in You’ve-got-to-be-fucking-me, California revealed that the photo of a carcass that was originally thought to be Ron Jeremy, status post drinking binge, is – in fact [...]

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Hang-Up Calls from 1-314-963-8895 or "News"

Hang-Up Calls from 1-314-963-8895 or "News"

At first, I thought it was just me… getting multiple calls a day, at 7am to 7pm calls from “News” and the phone number 1-314-963-8895 popping up on my Caller ID.
No problem, I’ll just ignore it…
6 months later, it’s still happening… all the fucking time. I decided to finally Google this number and see if [...]

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