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Long Tailed Macaque Monkey Adopts Kitten in Wild

Laurence Hartje sent in a link to a Telegraph article where a long tailed macaque was caught on camera by a visitor to the Monkey Forest Park in Bali, cradling, caring for, protecting and generally loving on a kitten. The monkey is protective of the kitten, carrying around and shielding it from the attention of [...]

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Animals are Smarter Than We Realize

The world is an incredible place. @frank06 tweeted this video, and I thought “Oh great, a monkey figuring out a puzzle. Who cares.” – Then I watched the 1min video and realized it was a monkey figuring out a puzzle that would have stumped me. I didn’t feel great about myself after watching that video, [...]

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Google Adsense is Hilarious Sometimes

If you are familiar with our “Monkey has Way with Frog” post then you know what happens… and it’s not so good for the frog. What is funny though, is when Google Adsense picks up the context of the post and displays unintentionally funny ads, like so: Romantic get-away indeed! For what it’s worth, I [...]

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Monkey Has His Way With a Frog

So “thanks” goes to Ben Vanik for sending this one in. A little monkey at the Honolulu Zoo grabbed a frog in it’s pen, pried it’s mouth open and forced the frog to give him… the good stuff: The most disturbingly funny part of the whole video is when he’s done violating the frog, he [...]

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I Like Monkeys…

The picture in the previous post made me remember one of my favorite things that I once found circulating the internet.  Maybe it came from PETA, I’m not sure, but here it is for everyone to fondly recall: I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece.  I thought that [...]

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CareerBuilder Thinks Racism Helps You Vote

What happens when you take an audio-syncing e-Card service from CareerBuilder and then get a black women to call in and leave a message that is synced to the monkey? A self-imposed insanely racist e-Card! Just for future reference, since people obviously like insulting themselves… I’d pick a completely neutral animal… like a South African [...]

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Crazy Fire Monkey

India vs Monkeys: Round 37

*(Things turned sour in India when beloved monkey-hero Johnny Bananas burned down the house of his owner) **(That’s crap, I just made that up) We’ve blogged before about the on-going problems in Delhi with regard to the rampant bands of monkey’s that live in the city, steal food and harass people, but aren’t stopped because [...]

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India: Monkey Battle Royale

If you read this blog regularly, you may have caught our story from a few months back about the Kenyan village that was overrun by vervet monkeys who attacked and harassed the inhabitants but couldn’t be attacked themselves because it was against Kenyan law? Well now a loyal reader has sent in a story of [...]

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Vervet Monkey

African Monkeys Sexually Harass Women

In a small village Nachu in Kenya, there is a group of 300 or so vervet monkeys (Cercopithecus aethiops) that have been stealing crops from the town so successfully that the people in the town are now only able to survive and exist on famine relief. These are the goddamn monkeys you see from people’s [...]

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