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The Superficial is Awesome and Lindsay Lohan will play a Porn Star

I love The Superficial, it’s a very entertaining site – I think the guy that started it a few years ago also wrote I Watch Stuff and Geekologie all at the same time – at least the humor is the same brilliance across all properties. At some point TS became one of the biggest celeb [...]

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Lindsay Lohan in 3 Years – Hot to Haggard

Ran across this on Digg and my god, cocaine and alcoholism have not been kind to Lindsay Lohan. We’ve gone from “cut/hot girl next door” from her Herbie days to wondering who’s mom “that old hag” is… ugggg
It’s sort of unfair… starting out in Hollywood, no one spells out for you that non-stop trips down [...]

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Grandmaster Phoenix or How To Throw Your Career and Integrity Away in One Swift Motion

Far be it from me to disparage someone’s dream. We all have dreams. One of mine is to somehow be financially solvent after two divorces and a devastated job market. Another is to make that money doing something I love instead of doing something I hate like retail, food, or putting up with assholes with [...]

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The Internet Makes Awesome People

This is why the internet is fucking awesome… cause of the people it gives birth to:

What? Not that awesome? Then how about these super-badasses?

You really have to appreciate the puckered girl-libs and overtanning… oh and the way-too-open-shirts.
For some celebrity awesome, check out some other good ones:

Paris Hilton’s Never-Changing Expression
Lindsay Lohan’s Never-Changing Pose

Update #1: Oh jesus [...]

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