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Why Can't Christmas be EVERY Day???

by Katie Mullaly on 13. Dec, 2008 in Humor & Fun, Life & World

Because if it were, we’d be fucked.
Christmas brings out the absolute WORST in people.  I was reading an article about how the atheists are under the bus now because of their “just be good for goodness’ sake” campaign.  Of course, they preface it with “why be Godly?”  So, it’s fairly antagonistic, but still…the point is [...]

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Coke Fiends, Dinner… Everyone Gets Pardoned

by mfrissore on 02. Dec, 2008 in Humor & Fun

I always said that once George W. Bush was out of the White House he would immediately start hitting the bottle and the pipe again. And now we have our first signs of the amazing hijinks to come.
Bush began pardoning evildoers this week – and who was one of the first names on the list? [...]

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Black Celebration…

by Katie Mullaly on 01. Dec, 2008 in Life & World

It was bound to happen eventually.  In fact, I have been predicting it for years.  Someone got trampled to death in a Wal-mart on Black Friday.  I hope Wal-mart is nailed to the fucking cross for this. Merry Christmas.
Of course, I must count myself as part of the problem since my crazy ass was in [...]

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Smashing Pumpkins

by Katie Mullaly on 27. Oct, 2008 in Humor & Fun

I love Halloween.  I love pumpkins.  So, it was a no-brainer that I volunteer us to chaperon on a field trip to a pumpkin patch for our son’s 5th grade class.
Then I remembered that I hate other people’s kids.
I don’t know WHY I can’t retain that vital piece of information, but I am forever distracted [...]

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Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

by Riyad Kalla on 25. Dec, 2007 in Life & World

Merry Christmas you Beautiful People!
I hope today is a blast for everyone. If you have family in town, have a good time together. If you get exactly the gift you wanted for Christmas, be sure to smother the person (or persons) that got it for you with praise.
Have a great holiday!

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OMG The Holidays are Almost Over

by Riyad Kalla on 26. Dec, 2006 in Life & World

Each year the holidays are a series of flights, car rides, family parties and just all around tons of fun, but an surprising amount of stress as well. I think every year except one, when my wife and I have done the Christmas shuffle trying to see all the families in all 3 states we’ve [...]

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