How do we follow this story up with this one? It’s the way of the universe… the Ying and the Yang… the Pro and the Con… the Penis and the Vagina… or in this case: Chicks with Dicks
It’s long been rumored that in order to compete at the professional level of bodybuilding you have to [...]
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Otto Ross and the Lindy’s on 4th OMFG Burger Challenge
For those that don’t know Lindy’s on 4th is a burger joint in Tucson, Arizona that has a 12-patty and cheese burger challenge called the “OMFG” that was featured on the TV show Man vs Food.
Upon airing of that episode a friend of ours named Otto Ross insisted that the challenge was no problem and that [...]
Sickest Video Ever – Giant Cyst on Back is Endless
This is easily the sickest video I’ve ever seen… this guy has this innocuous looking zit/cyst on his back that his friend lances with a razor and then proceeds to drain… it looks like it might maybe have 1 good push of puss in there, but what happens and what ends up coming out of [...]
This is Why We Listen to House
He’s not really a doctor, he just plays one on TV… or so I THOUGHT! But Dr. House is my new doctor.
They said you can get worms in your brain on the last episode I watched, just from eating undercooked bad pork. I thought it was artistic shitty same-plotline-every-episode shenanigans to keep things interesting, but [...]
No, it DOESN'T "All Go to the Same Place"
… and even if it *does*, that doesn’t mean it *should*.
My roommate was trying to make the case for chicken and waffles the other day. If you haven’t heard of this combination, you’re not the first. But it’s true, some people eat chicken and waffles – yes, together – and those who like it, swear [...]
Hott – With Two T's
“Poop” is also spelled with two consonants.
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Gag Me with a SPOON!
Here is a fantastic little bipartisan tale that everyone can enjoy.
I hate vomit. I doubt there is anyone reading this that says, “Not ME, I LOVE IT!!!”
But I REALLY hate it.
Unfortunately, one of the risks of having children is that they will erupt like Mt. Vasuvius at the drop of a hat. Generally speaking, that [...]
Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger… See You in Hell
Laurence Hartje just sent me a picture of my new purpose in life… my muse… the reason I wake up every morning:
what are those you ask? Those are Krispy Kreme doughnuts, fried doughnuts incase you didn’t know, cut in half with what looks like a 1/2-pound patty, cheese and bacon.
So you go ahead and enjoy your [...]
Porn Star Mary Carey Known for Farting… Ewwww
When your a porn star I imagine the types of things you want to be known for are… sex-related. It seems that porn star Mary Carey is known for farting… not little tiny ones, but ripping full on diarrhea farts all the time.
That is a really interesting tactic… that’s like being a dentist and having [...]
Low Self Esteem? Tongue ring? Try a Scar Tattoo!
Do you like tattoos, and not just lower-back tattoos on women? The one on the left looks pretty cool doesn’t it?
I think the bamboo signifies freedom, spiritual awareness and understanding. I also like the nice touch of the classic ink on the arm, it says: I like to be different, but I also like to [...]
1 Fish, 2 Fish, 3 Fish, Satan-Fish
When you think of swimming in the Congo, what do you imagine it to be like? I picture it a lot like the movie Piranha. Muddy water, tropical forest growing god-only-knows what kind of creatures in it and that is the one day you decide to go skinny dipping with a friend. Why not… she’s [...]
Guy Pops Pus Sack on Face
If you don’t go for gross-out videos online, skip this… and for the love of god don’t watch it while you are eating:
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Commencing… Self-Barf!
Courtesy of failsalon:
This guy is a big fan… of something… maybe tacos? I’m not sure, but to have the gusto to puke them back up on yourself just so you could spend more time looking at them… that’s commitment.
He should use this for his Match.com profile… “Likes to have a good time and relax”… all [...]
Diabetes is Bad
In a bid to make me throw up and hate him forever Jens Eckels has showered me with images of people with diabetic ulcers.
What’s a “diabetic ulcer”? It’s this:
and yes, just incase you are curious (or NOT throwing up blood) that is the fatty tissue on his foot dissolving away into an open-body sore.
Maybe that [...]
Spiders, Scorpions & The Crawlies
A friend… an ex-friend of mine, Brian Fernandes, sent this to me tonight while I was sitting at my computer doing the internet.
First our conversation opens up with him sending me this picture:
and at first glance I think “That’s a big spider” then I think “… but who cares?”… I let it sink in a [...]
Don't Read This Story
… if you hate yourself, click to read the rest of this story after the jump. If in fact you do not hate yourself, just skip this post… live a happy life, and don’t look back.
Psycho Killer Raccoons Terrorize Olympia, Washington
I already hate raccoons after an incident when I was younger and some got into our yard and just started systematically dropping our turtles off the roof, killing them, then tearing them open and eating them. Naturally while shooting them with a pellet gun, they sort of sauntered around the roof until they decided to [...]
Things that make your skin crawl and make you chuckle
Got this from a friend in my inbox this morning, I wanted to set my skin on fire… and I’m not even sure that would cut it. Here’s an example:
And now for a little lighter humor:
And the Windows mouse-cursor kite, would be sort of funny seeing this bobbling around a beach “pointing” at people [...]
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