When you hear the title Piranha 3D, even if you didn’t know about the 1978 original, chances are you think of a ridiculous horror movie with a ridiculous story and a lot of exploitative sex, nudity and violence all put together with writing so questionable it may as well have been scrawled on a napkin [...]
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God of War III (PS3) Review
Summary [9.8 out of 10]
Picking up right where part 2 left off, God of War 3 brings the trilogy to a close in the best way possible. Carving his way through what is left of Greek mythology has never been this good.
God of War 3 is epic from start to finish and never disappoints. The [...]
NSFW: Accidental Fully Nudity in Heavy Rain
Kotaku reader ‘kuroner’ said that he was playing Heavy Rain on the day of the PS3 glitch (“ApacolyPS3″ as Matt Young puts it) and after reloading a scene from a save, main female character Madison Page was standing there in the buff… walking around anatomically correct.
My Trip to the County Fair or Nine Dollars for an Indian Taco? REALLY?
I’ve been going to the fair since I was a little kid. Nothing profound there but I have always been somewhat mystified by the experience and I look forward to it every year. It had been a few years since I had been and I was really bummed to miss it last year so I [...]
The World's Largest Breasts
Sheyla Hershey has been declared as the woman with the world’s biggest breasts. Hershey wasn’t born with these breasts, but rather got them as the result of 9 operations… the 9th one she wasn’t able to get done in the US because US doctors refused to do more work on her, for fear that her [...]
Afro Samurai Gameplay Trailer – Topless Slaughter
So the topless prostitutes are awesome, the slaughtering part is awesome — but did anyone else notice that the gameplay looks like a complete button masher a la the old action-movie-tie-in games? slash-slash-slash-GONG-<black and white>-super-murder-slash-slash-slash… boobs can only get you so far.
Mai Shiranui – The Only Reason I Liked Video Games so Much
I know… I KNOW… that’s an incredible amount of side-boob right there, but you are witnessing one of the only reasons I even played video games back in the day.
What we have here is one of video-games most well known characters: Mai Shiranui. Mai has been one of the paramount characters in the King of [...]
Scarlett Johansson Takes us on a Breastacular Adventure
This past Thursday Scarlett Johansson attended…
… attended a Michael J. MAMMARY GLANDS Fox foundation benefit for AIDS, ugly children, turkey sandwiches, gardening convention, Parkinson’s disease.
Scarlett “Big Red” Giant CHEST PLAYGROUND wore a dress to the event, although for the first half of the night no one noticed. It wasn’t until 11:30 that anyone noticed she [...]
Motivational Poster Tuesday
It’s Tueday… you are bored… here are some motivational posters to keep you going.
50 Cosplay Cleavage Shots… Nerds (me) Everywhere Have Stroke
Do you like anime?
Not really
Me too. Do you like those rediculous outfits they wear just to flash some skin?
What are you talking about, PERV?
I know, me TOO. Have you ever put on that one scene from Ghost in the Shell where she jumps down outside the window naked with the nano-tech invisibility suite on and [...]
82-year-old Hugh Hefner's Heart Broken by GF Who's, Like, "OMG what?? We won't have kids!?"
I love the news. I really LOVE the news:
7-year-old gets stuck in stuffed animal game machine
SHEBOYGAN (AP) — A 7-year-old boy had to be rescued with the help of a locksmith Saturday after crawling into a supermarket’s stuffed animal game machine while his father talked on the telephone.
Man Arrested After Reporting Pot Theft
McALLEN, Texas [...]
TGS: Bayonetta Gameplay Trailer
Been hearing a lot of buzz about this one, was never interested in it as it looked like a pathetic attempt at making an action game using tits. Now having watched the trailer, I have to say… that is exactly what it is.
It’s basically Devil May Cry and the main character is a demon-babe that [...]
Playboy Blah Blah Dasha Astafieva Blah Blah BOOBS
Extrawhoredinary had a great post about an up-and-coming model Dasha Astafieva that apparently Hugh Hefner (creator of Playboy) has taken quite a liking to.
The fact that Dasha looks nothing like any of the other 50%-fake-and-blond mascots that Hefner usually surrounds himself with makes me think he’s a changed man… “changed” in the sense that I [...]
Breaking News: Fake Breasts Aren't Automatically Nice Breasts
First off, I like boobs… big fan of the things. You can’t cut anything with them, peel vegatables or really even use them to hold anything, but if you’ve ever gotten a chance to spend time with them, they just seem smart.
Honestly I meet very few people that dislike boobs. Men and women alike seem [...]
Game Designers Make Games for My Pants
Have you ever sat down to play the latest fighter or adventure game, thought it was decent and almost gotten to the point of turning it off until you ran across a character (or characters) in the game that were half-dressed, had giant breasts and suddenly made you want to try and get on your [...]
Soulcalibur IV Screenshots… Soul BOOBS
Am I the only one that loves the fact that the majority of game developers out there are men… and men like to make fighting games… and men figure that while most men fight in full armor or turn-of-the-century Japanese garb, women prefer to fight half-nude in over-sexed outfits that could blow apart at the [...]
Age of Conan Hinders Players Ability to… Adventure
A few weeks ago a new MMORPG that may be the best candidate to rival World of Warcraft came out: Age of Conan.
One of the big stinks about Age of Conan is that it’s an M-rated adventure game (fuck yes) featuring nudity and extreme gore (and my goddamn g4ngk1ng the mad l00tz!)
As with any project [...]
The Breastford Wives: Where The Hell is this Neighborhood?!
So I was browsing around NetFlix, looking for documentaries on space travel, charity work, parenting and knitting when I ran across The Breastford Wives (a knock off of The Stepford Wives… which was arguably no better).
The description of the movie is what caught my attention and made me realize this was practically a documentary on [...]
I Love The Beach… and Cheap Beach Furniture
I’ve always loved the boobs beach. It’s the sound of the boobs waves crashing against the rocks and the boobs seagulls gulling… that always get me in this ultra-aroused-relaxed mode.
So what happens when you take my two favorite things, pornography and deli-style sandwiches the beach and cheap furniture and mix them together?
Age of Conan Helps Motivate Adventurers with Boobs
If you were asked what the one thing wrong with World of Warcraft was, you would say: “It has no nudity in it!”, even though you are a pervert, you’d be right.
Unfortunately for us, Blizzard has ignored my emails, phone calls and packages full of example renders and mockups, every Wednesday, since launch, requesting that [...]
Scarlett Johansson to Marry Ryan Reynolds
News just got out that Ryan Reynolds has proposed to Scarlett Johansson and she has agreed to marry him. I was surprised to see Reynolds move on so quickly from his 27-year engagement to Alanis Morissette to Scarlett.
I really felt like he and Alanis had something deep going on… they could appreciate each other as [...]
Lindsay Lohan Naked – SFW
I’m trying to keep this place children friend… I’m all about the kids… but I saw over on The Superficial that Linsay Lohan did a nude shoot (similar to the Marilyn Monroe shoot by Bert Stern) and clicked on all the pictures… to make sure the facts were being properly presented.
You can click over using [...]
Shoot 'Em Up Movie Review
Summary [7 out of 10]
Shoot ‘Em Up is a ridiculously paced, non-stop action movie that is a collection of surprisingly cohesive scenes that provide excuses for the director to realize constant over-the-top action sequences that are a blast to watch ending with a great cheesy one-liner from the main character.
Setup
If you plan on watching this [...]
How Would You Feel About Topless Women in Games?
This is the question Deep Shadows, developers of White Gold, asked their users recently in the official forums.
Seriously? What would gamers, say 90%+ ratio for FPSs, think of topless women in games? Here’s a hint… topless women have been awesome since Duke Nukem 3D:
Also it’s a scientific fact that boobs are more awesome than [...]
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