We wrote about Stallone’s badass veiny arms a few years ago before Rambo IV and it looks like Stallone is back in the gym (10 hours a day from the looks of it) to make sure he looks awesome for The Expendables, his upcoming action flick with every single action hero ever from the 80s and 90s you ever loved.
Keep in mind, Stallone is 64 years old. He looks better than I’ve ever looked and is more than 2x my age… all this does to me is make me want to buy HGH by the metric ton and eat it.
Personally, I thought Rambo (2010) was goddamn near perfect. He was a grizzled, hardcore old man that only knew how to murder people… to death. And that’s exactly what he did.
With the trailers available for The Expendables so far, all I’m seeing is a bunch of 80 and 90s call-backs to my old heroes with some shit acting and a stupid premise mixed in… like A-Team, but stupider.
Did I miss something? This look corny right?
Update #1: For those findings this because they are searching for The Expendables and see my comment about it looking corny above, you can check our our review of The Expendables. Turns out, yes some aspects were corny intentionally, but goddamn… it was an awesome, testosterone-fest of man-murder!