The best German researcher ever has published in the New England Journal of Medicine that a study including 200 health men over 5 years, including 3 separate hospitals, has concluded that men looking at “busty women” for 10mins every day, will extend their lifespan by 5 years.
The actual statistics are surprising, as it’s said to be equal to 30-min of aerboic excercise:
“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The key seems to be from lower blood pressure and lower resting pulse rate… oh yea, and BOOBS. The other reason Weatherby is my new hero is her following suggestion for men over 40:
…Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.
Keep in mind, this is different from the study done years ago that say having a pet cat or dog lowers your blood pressure and makes your healthier. The trick here is that looking at large breasts ups your blood pressure, gets your cardio system going and equates to 30mins worth of workout (for being sexually arouse by boobs for 10mins).
So no need to get rid of the cat just yet so you can justify your obsessive subscription to Playboy and Barnfun magazine (ewww… you sickos!)
Update #1: If you appreciate this topic, here is a NSFW link that is wonderful.
Update #2: Another NSFW link that is amazing and makes me happy I’m alive.
wow shw is hot
love this blog lol
Hah, thanks!
man dis girl is hot as hell i wish i can give her a kiss right on da boob and kiss her on da mouth
I wonder if looking at them for 20 min a day would increase your life by 10 years? Theres only one way to find out…
As long as we don’t have to hear them nag .. (that reduces our lifespan by 7 years)
Hahah, probably a good pt Kevin
So a big boobed wife would equate to -2 years to your life while a big boobed mistress would have no impact and playboy would up it by 5 – Way to go
Yes,pretty boobs,but my wifes are much nicer looking & much larger.I feel pretty healthy,I think im going to live a long time,besides its not like,ohh forget it,if you want me to stare at boobs I will,wait…I allready do stare at boobs,just mostly my wifes & man has she got some nice boobs. “Long lives to us all from Zylix”
w0w….
thats very goooooooood
hell yeah boobs, for sure
zylix, you’re a nerd
i’m cool
pizza
who do these boobs belong to? certainly not the german researcher… that would be hot though. if it were, i’m betting she’d do anal…
looking at the boobs makes me feel good,i dont think it increases your life rather it increases the interest in having sex. (shane)
Shane,
Looking at boobs has been scientifically proven to be *completely awesome*.
It also makes you taller… and I’m pretty sure smarter.
thats only cuz it gives u something to live for
Hahhah, best reply yet Joey
I just like to touch them
Eeeeeew! Bivu! That’s gross! And some ofensive women to. Anyways, this is actualy kinda interesting. I like reading little stories like this- so-and-so will make you taller, doing this will make you live longer and so on. No, I don’t look for articles about boobs.
Monkey,
This is the best scientific information released… ever.
The Large Hydron Collider is cool, but it is no boobs-science. Thank god for the Internet and proliferation of super science!
monkey ur gay touching boobs is not nasty it is awesome
Been married 30 years & he almost never gets a freaking cold. Go to our site. I’m the stacked redhead in the front middle of the float.
http://www.sweetteaqueens.com
it works… IT WORKS!!!
I’m going to publish my own medical journal now with “medical proof” that this works. So Carolyn, get ready to be my co-author.
i love your boobs
Hey
i love germain!
hilarious
it also extends something else
hahahahahaha
HEEY-OHHH!!!!
How did it take almost a year before someone made that joke? Either way, 10 pts for Mike.
God I wish I would have thought of that first.
i love boobs
hy Riyada kalla.how are u
So would looking at a well hung cock give me a good workout and extend my life? hmmm, maybe I should look into a company that exploits men by hiring them to be eye candy for women in order to improve their health.
Lynne,
I imagine the research would be reciprocal, you’d just have a to find a research team to take that one on… and something tells me that the majority of male-lead research teams are going to gun for the position of “validating the findings” of the research above.
I am forwarding this to my girlfriend as we speak. I knew there was a reason why I stared…I want to live longer lol
If you guys think this is real, you’re only further flaunting your idiocy, seriously. One doesn’t even need a degree to pick up on the obvious stupidity of this article.
Lynne,
It’s Christmas… let us have our dreams.
i probly stare an hour a day but im still fat!…
Jeffrey,
You have to up your commitment level — I’d say try 3-6hrs a day and report back in a month
I think I won’t stop for few weeks staring at boobs. Will it make me immortal? Whoa, this is really interesting. I will make my work out at home!
i like to suck it
I agry with u .
This has been proven fake multiple times, including attempts to recreate the study to find any possible benefit.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp
TBC,
I hate you.
twat
hot hot hot
boobs are beneficial!! ftw
I concur and try to get in at least my 10 minutes a day!
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp
If only it could…
I love her boobs I wanna hold them and putt them on my @ss cause I love women cause I’m a lesbian
Fuck her ass 2and do sex all day and night until she has a baby and I want to do sex with her in a hut tub public or bath I want to. Have a baby with blue eyes and if I have a baby with other eye color I will fuck her until we have a blue eye
Life increased in 5 years…
T shirt bit of rain cool breeze yes,that could work. now,where could an old timer like me look to improve my memory.
Wonder if it works for lesbians too!?! We also love boobs!!!
It seems that nature knew why we had to suck and lick on those things from the day we were born!!
I feel , these are soft pillows with juicy oranges with Vitamin -C
Extrapolating this out to its natural conclusion,…it seems that I am immortal.
hahahaha, best reply so far.
well this is wery interesting…goes at teenagers too:P???