Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by 5 Years

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The best German researcher ever has published in the New England Journal of Medicine that a study including 200 health men over 5 years, including 3 separate hospitals, has concluded that men looking at “busty women” for 10mins every day, will extend their lifespan by 5 years.

The actual statistics are surprising, as it’s said to be equal to 30-min of aerboic excercise:

“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The key seems to be from lower blood pressure and lower resting pulse rate… oh yea, and BOOBS. The other reason Weatherby is my new hero is her following suggestion for men over 40:

…Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.

Keep in mind, this is different from the study done years ago that say having a pet cat or dog lowers your blood pressure and makes your healthier. The trick here is that looking at large breasts ups your blood pressure, gets your cardio system going and equates to 30mins worth of workout (for being sexually arouse by boobs for 10mins).

So no need to get rid of the cat just yet so you can justify your obsessive subscription to Playboy and Barnfun magazine (ewww… you sickos!)

Update #1: If you appreciate this topic, here is a NSFW link that is wonderful.

Update #2: Another NSFW link that is amazing and makes me happy I’m alive.

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67 Responses to “Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by 5 Years”

  1. aviv kor ???? December 4, 2007 at 12:46 pm #

    wow shw is hot

  2. manny December 12, 2007 at 12:51 pm #

    love this blog lol

  3. Riyad Kalla December 12, 2007 at 1:05 pm #

    Hah, thanks!

    • kevin March 13, 2010 at 7:35 am #

      man dis girl is hot as hell i wish i can give her a kiss right on da boob and kiss her on da mouth

  4. The Bird Man December 18, 2007 at 7:27 pm #

    I wonder if looking at them for 20 min a day would increase your life by 10 years? Theres only one way to find out…

  5. Kevin December 28, 2007 at 2:57 pm #

    As long as we don’t have to hear them nag .. (that reduces our lifespan by 7 years)

  6. Riyad Kalla December 30, 2007 at 10:41 pm #

    Hahah, probably a good pt Kevin :)

  7. Gerrid March 27, 2008 at 3:58 am #

    So a big boobed wife would equate to -2 years to your life while a big boobed mistress would have no impact and playboy would up it by 5 – Way to go

  8. Zylix April 8, 2008 at 7:34 am #

    Yes,pretty boobs,but my wifes are much nicer looking & much larger.I feel pretty healthy,I think im going to live a long time,besides its not like,ohh forget it,if you want me to stare at boobs I will,wait…I allready do stare at boobs,just mostly my wifes & man has she got some nice boobs. “Long lives to us all from Zylix”

  9. omid May 2, 2008 at 6:03 am #

    w0w….
    thats very goooooooood

  10. pizza master June 11, 2008 at 1:55 pm #

    hell yeah boobs, for sure

    zylix, you’re a nerd

    i’m cool

    pizza

  11. young pizza June 11, 2008 at 1:57 pm #

    who do these boobs belong to? certainly not the german researcher… that would be hot though. if it were, i’m betting she’d do anal…

  12. Anonymous June 26, 2008 at 8:23 am #

    looking at the boobs makes me feel good,i dont think it increases your life rather it increases the interest in having sex. (shane)

  13. Riyad Kalla June 26, 2008 at 10:07 am #

    Shane,
    Looking at boobs has been scientifically proven to be *completely awesome*.

    It also makes you taller… and I’m pretty sure smarter.

  14. joey July 26, 2008 at 3:37 pm #

    thats only cuz it gives u something to live for

  15. Riyad Kalla July 28, 2008 at 1:05 pm #

    Hahhah, best reply yet Joey

  16. Bivu (+8801713198594) September 12, 2008 at 1:27 pm #

    I just like to touch them

  17. Monkey September 23, 2008 at 1:03 pm #

    Eeeeeew! Bivu! That’s gross! And some ofensive women to. Anyways, this is actualy kinda interesting. I like reading little stories like this- so-and-so will make you taller, doing this will make you live longer and so on. No, I don’t look for articles about boobs.

  18. Editor September 23, 2008 at 2:30 pm #

    Monkey,
    This is the best scientific information released… ever.

    The Large Hydron Collider is cool, but it is no boobs-science. Thank god for the Internet and proliferation of super science!

  19. touches_ones_boobs September 29, 2008 at 4:49 pm #

    monkey ur gay touching boobs is not nasty it is awesome

  20. carolyn October 11, 2008 at 3:41 pm #

    Been married 30 years & he almost never gets a freaking cold. Go to our site. I’m the stacked redhead in the front middle of the float.
    http://www.sweetteaqueens.com

  21. Editor October 11, 2008 at 4:35 pm #

    it works… IT WORKS!!!

    I’m going to publish my own medical journal now with “medical proof” that this works. So Carolyn, get ready to be my co-author.

  22. david figueroa October 13, 2008 at 5:18 pm #

    i love your boobs

  23. Joel B October 24, 2008 at 10:20 am #

    Hey

  24. Masta November 4, 2008 at 10:28 am #

    i love germain! :)

  25. Seph November 7, 2008 at 6:19 pm #

    hilarious

  26. mike November 7, 2008 at 10:34 pm #

    it also extends something else ;) hahahahahaha

  27. Riyad Kalla November 7, 2008 at 10:56 pm #

    HEEY-OHHH!!!!

    How did it take almost a year before someone made that joke? Either way, 10 pts for Mike.

  28. The Bird Man November 9, 2008 at 10:23 am #

    God I wish I would have thought of that first.

  29. adnan November 14, 2008 at 11:58 am #

    i love boobs

  30. adnan November 14, 2008 at 12:00 pm #

    hy Riyada kalla.how are u

  31. Lynne December 9, 2008 at 10:24 pm #

    So would looking at a well hung cock give me a good workout and extend my life? hmmm, maybe I should look into a company that exploits men by hiring them to be eye candy for women in order to improve their health.

  32. Riyad Kalla December 9, 2008 at 11:07 pm #

    Lynne,

    I imagine the research would be reciprocal, you’d just have a to find a research team to take that one on… and something tells me that the majority of male-lead research teams are going to gun for the position of “validating the findings” of the research above.

  33. James Galdorf December 23, 2008 at 4:21 pm #

    I am forwarding this to my girlfriend as we speak. I knew there was a reason why I stared…I want to live longer lol

  34. Lynne C. December 23, 2008 at 4:28 pm #

    If you guys think this is real, you’re only further flaunting your idiocy, seriously. One doesn’t even need a degree to pick up on the obvious stupidity of this article.

  35. Riyad Kalla December 24, 2008 at 6:19 am #

    Lynne,

    It’s Christmas… let us have our dreams.

  36. jeffrey February 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm #

    i probly stare an hour a day but im still fat!…

  37. Riyad Kalla February 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm #

    Jeffrey,

    You have to up your commitment level — I’d say try 3-6hrs a day and report back in a month :D

  38. Cristian L February 11, 2009 at 12:00 pm #

    I think I won’t stop for few weeks staring at boobs. Will it make me immortal? Whoa, this is really interesting. I will make my work out at home!

  39. arif August 12, 2009 at 4:56 am #

    i like to suck it

    • naresh August 10, 2010 at 6:20 am #

      I agry with u .

  40. TBC September 1, 2010 at 10:08 am #

    This has been proven fake multiple times, including attempts to recreate the study to find any possible benefit.

    http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

    • Riyad Kalla September 1, 2010 at 10:09 am #

      TBC,

      I hate you.

    • johnwalker October 23, 2010 at 12:11 am #

      twat

  41. ranjan September 15, 2010 at 8:37 am #

    hot hot hot

  42. aaron September 26, 2010 at 3:57 pm #

    boobs are beneficial!! ftw

  43. Jarrett Holmes November 10, 2010 at 1:13 pm #

    I concur and try to get in at least my 10 minutes a day!

  44. BuzzKill November 25, 2010 at 6:29 am #

    http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

    If only it could…

  45. Kenya November 27, 2010 at 6:13 pm #

    I love her boobs I wanna hold them and putt them on my @ss cause I love women cause I’m a lesbian

    • Kenya November 27, 2010 at 6:18 pm #

      Fuck her ass 2and do sex all day and night until she has a baby and I want to do sex with her in a hut tub public or bath I want to. Have a baby with blue eyes and if I have a baby with other eye color I will fuck her until we have a blue eye

  46. L December 12, 2010 at 1:03 pm #

    Life increased in 5 years…

  47. freddy February 21, 2011 at 1:05 pm #

    T shirt bit of rain cool breeze yes,that could work. now,where could an old timer like me look to improve my memory.

  48. SA Miller February 24, 2011 at 3:23 pm #

    Wonder if it works for lesbians too!?! We also love boobs!!!

  49. Arty March 2, 2011 at 2:46 am #

    It seems that nature knew why we had to suck and lick on those things from the day we were born!! :-D

  50. munish March 13, 2011 at 11:58 pm #

    I feel , these are soft pillows with juicy oranges with Vitamin -C

  51. Kaz March 14, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    Extrapolating this out to its natural conclusion,…it seems that I am immortal.

  52. hambarga April 3, 2012 at 1:25 pm #

    well this is wery interesting…goes at teenagers too:P???

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