Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by 5 Years

Boobs

The best German researcher ever has published in the New England Journal of Medicine that a study including 200 health men over 5 years, including 3 separate hospitals, has concluded that men looking at “busty women” for 10mins every day, will extend their lifespan by 5 years.

The actual statistics are surprising, as it’s said to be equal to 30-min of aerboic excercise:

“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The key seems to be from lower blood pressure and lower resting pulse rate… oh yea, and BOOBS. The other reason Weatherby is my new hero is her following suggestion for men over 40:

…Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.

Keep in mind, this is different from the study done years ago that say having a pet cat or dog lowers your blood pressure and makes your healthier. The trick here is that looking at large breasts ups your blood pressure, gets your cardio system going and equates to 30mins worth of workout (for being sexually arouse by boobs for 10mins).

So no need to get rid of the cat just yet so you can justify your obsessive subscription to Playboy and Barnfun magazine (ewww… you sickos!)

Update #1: If you appreciate this topic, here is a NSFW link that is wonderful.

Update #2: Another NSFW link that is amazing and makes me happy I’m alive.

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About Riyad Kalla

Software development, video games, writing, reading and anything shiny. I ultimately just want to provide a resource that helps people and if I can't do that, then at least make them laugh.

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145 Responses to “Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by 5 Years”

  1. aviv kor ???? December 4, 2007 at 12:46 pm #

    wow shw is hot

  2. manny December 12, 2007 at 12:51 pm #

    love this blog lol

  3. Riyad Kalla December 12, 2007 at 1:05 pm #

    Hah, thanks!

    • kevin March 13, 2010 at 7:35 am #

      man dis girl is hot as hell i wish i can give her a kiss right on da boob and kiss her on da mouth

      • Jeremy Swanson June 28, 2015 at 7:19 am #

        I doubt very much any lady will even look at you if you talk like er…. dat.

        • Shaun July 15, 2015 at 12:38 am #

          Iwas thinking the same thing myself Jeremy.

        • Jim July 16, 2015 at 1:05 pm #

          WELL THAT DEPEND’S, DOES SHE TALK.

    • Steve July 16, 2015 at 1:30 pm #

      Your second link doesnt work :(

      • Brian C. July 17, 2015 at 7:12 am #

        So you obviously checked out the first link.

  4. The Bird Man December 18, 2007 at 7:27 pm #

    I wonder if looking at them for 20 min a day would increase your life by 10 years? Theres only one way to find out…

    • Treebeard431 June 14, 2015 at 6:01 am #

      Invite us to your 212th birthday and let us know, man.

    • Jim July 16, 2015 at 1:07 pm #

      EAT MORE CAKE.

      • Malc July 18, 2015 at 12:19 pm #

        genius, well done Treebeard431

  5. Kevin December 28, 2007 at 2:57 pm #

    As long as we don’t have to hear them nag .. (that reduces our lifespan by 7 years)

    • Robert Burns July 14, 2015 at 9:56 pm #

      Right on, Kevin! I lost a few weeks today with the nagging I took.

  6. Riyad Kalla December 30, 2007 at 10:41 pm #

    Hahah, probably a good pt Kevin :)

  7. Gerrid March 27, 2008 at 3:58 am #

    So a big boobed wife would equate to -2 years to your life while a big boobed mistress would have no impact and playboy would up it by 5 – Way to go

  8. Zylix April 8, 2008 at 7:34 am #

    Yes,pretty boobs,but my wifes are much nicer looking & much larger.I feel pretty healthy,I think im going to live a long time,besides its not like,ohh forget it,if you want me to stare at boobs I will,wait…I allready do stare at boobs,just mostly my wifes & man has she got some nice boobs. “Long lives to us all from Zylix”

    • Sohan Saini June 13, 2015 at 10:04 pm #

      You are lucky & your neighbour may also be having chance to live 10 years more.

    • Mikx July 15, 2015 at 4:10 am #

      Zy,,,,c’mon….

    • sd July 20, 2015 at 2:46 pm #

      Hi, can you please share your wife’s boobs, I want to live longer too. Thanks!

  9. omid May 2, 2008 at 6:03 am #

    w0w….
    thats very goooooooood

  10. pizza master June 11, 2008 at 1:55 pm #

    hell yeah boobs, for sure

    zylix, you’re a nerd

    i’m cool

    pizza

  11. young pizza June 11, 2008 at 1:57 pm #

    who do these boobs belong to? certainly not the german researcher… that would be hot though. if it were, i’m betting she’d do anal…

  12. Anonymous June 26, 2008 at 8:23 am #

    looking at the boobs makes me feel good,i dont think it increases your life rather it increases the interest in having sex. (shane)

    • John Watt June 14, 2015 at 2:21 am #

      Just to stir the pot on a nice sunday morning..Its all innocent..no biggy..When I was on a social studies course a long time ago now, one of our lectures involved woman watching mens crotches..Now we all giggled and tittered because thats where it should stay..a subject that means nothing in the vast scheme of things..If some take offence well I suggest they had a repressive childhood surrounded with adults who told them to cover up even in summer..Boobs, crotches, it all means zilch..So victorian..So just for boob and animal lovers I post this cute pic..Dont tell me thats not a cracker?

  13. Riyad Kalla June 26, 2008 at 10:07 am #

    Shane,
    Looking at boobs has been scientifically proven to be *completely awesome*.

    It also makes you taller… and I’m pretty sure smarter.

    • Vinny June 13, 2015 at 3:13 pm #

      Taller? Yes they would because you had to raise your feet to get a clear view. Right? LoL

  14. joey July 26, 2008 at 3:37 pm #

    thats only cuz it gives u something to live for

  15. Riyad Kalla July 28, 2008 at 1:05 pm #

    Hahhah, best reply yet Joey

  16. Bivu (+8801713198594) September 12, 2008 at 1:27 pm #

    I just like to touch them

  17. Monkey September 23, 2008 at 1:03 pm #

    Eeeeeew! Bivu! That’s gross! And some ofensive women to. Anyways, this is actualy kinda interesting. I like reading little stories like this- so-and-so will make you taller, doing this will make you live longer and so on. No, I don’t look for articles about boobs.

    • New guy June 13, 2015 at 11:11 pm #

      You know you like boobs lmfao

  18. Editor September 23, 2008 at 2:30 pm #

    Monkey,
    This is the best scientific information released… ever.

    The Large Hydron Collider is cool, but it is no boobs-science. Thank god for the Internet and proliferation of super science!

  19. touches_ones_boobs September 29, 2008 at 4:49 pm #

    monkey ur gay touching boobs is not nasty it is awesome

  20. carolyn October 11, 2008 at 3:41 pm #

    Been married 30 years & he almost never gets a freaking cold. Go to our site. I’m the stacked redhead in the front middle of the float.
    http://www.sweetteaqueens.com

    • Jim July 16, 2015 at 1:11 pm #

      IS SHE HALF COW?.

  21. Editor October 11, 2008 at 4:35 pm #

    it works… IT WORKS!!!

    I’m going to publish my own medical journal now with “medical proof” that this works. So Carolyn, get ready to be my co-author.

  22. david figueroa October 13, 2008 at 5:18 pm #

    i love your boobs

  23. Joel B October 24, 2008 at 10:20 am #

    Hey

  24. Masta November 4, 2008 at 10:28 am #

    i love germain! :)

  25. Seph November 7, 2008 at 6:19 pm #

    hilarious

  26. mike November 7, 2008 at 10:34 pm #

    it also extends something else ;) hahahahahaha

  27. Riyad Kalla November 7, 2008 at 10:56 pm #

    HEEY-OHHH!!!!

    How did it take almost a year before someone made that joke? Either way, 10 pts for Mike.

    • fng June 14, 2015 at 4:08 am #

      I actually thought that was the “taller” comment above no?

  28. The Bird Man November 9, 2008 at 10:23 am #

    God I wish I would have thought of that first.

  29. adnan November 14, 2008 at 11:58 am #

    i love boobs

    • Jim July 16, 2015 at 1:12 pm #

      I LIKE HOT DOG’S.

  30. adnan November 14, 2008 at 12:00 pm #

    hy Riyada kalla.how are u

  31. Lynne December 9, 2008 at 10:24 pm #

    So would looking at a well hung cock give me a good workout and extend my life? hmmm, maybe I should look into a company that exploits men by hiring them to be eye candy for women in order to improve their health.

    • New guy June 13, 2015 at 11:15 pm #

      There are cheaper options #justsaying #modelsareexpensive

    • Bill June 14, 2015 at 3:35 am #

      Lynne I don’t feel exploited at all. In fact, I feel its a compliment to stare at my crotch all day if you like. Maybe I’m in the minority of guys to feel that way. Any and all women can go ahead and look. The more the merrier.

    • Jefrey John June 14, 2015 at 3:49 am #

      Haha

  32. Riyad Kalla December 9, 2008 at 11:07 pm #

    Lynne,

    I imagine the research would be reciprocal, you’d just have a to find a research team to take that one on… and something tells me that the majority of male-lead research teams are going to gun for the position of “validating the findings” of the research above.

  33. James Galdorf December 23, 2008 at 4:21 pm #

    I am forwarding this to my girlfriend as we speak. I knew there was a reason why I stared…I want to live longer lol

  34. Lynne C. December 23, 2008 at 4:28 pm #

    If you guys think this is real, you’re only further flaunting your idiocy, seriously. One doesn’t even need a degree to pick up on the obvious stupidity of this article.

  35. Riyad Kalla December 24, 2008 at 6:19 am #

    Lynne,

    It’s Christmas… let us have our dreams.

  36. jeffrey February 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm #

    i probly stare an hour a day but im still fat!…

  37. Riyad Kalla February 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm #

    Jeffrey,

    You have to up your commitment level — I’d say try 3-6hrs a day and report back in a month :D

  38. Cristian L February 11, 2009 at 12:00 pm #

    I think I won’t stop for few weeks staring at boobs. Will it make me immortal? Whoa, this is really interesting. I will make my work out at home!

  39. arif August 12, 2009 at 4:56 am #

    i like to suck it

    • naresh August 10, 2010 at 6:20 am #

      I agry with u .

  40. TBC September 1, 2010 at 10:08 am #

    This has been proven fake multiple times, including attempts to recreate the study to find any possible benefit.

    http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

    • Riyad Kalla September 1, 2010 at 10:09 am #

      TBC,

      I hate you.

    • johnwalker October 23, 2010 at 12:11 am #

      twat

    • Arnieus December 18, 2014 at 7:37 am #

      Well I intend to test the theory myself. Beautiful breasts at least make me want to live more years. That is something.

  41. ranjan September 15, 2010 at 8:37 am #

    hot hot hot

  42. aaron September 26, 2010 at 3:57 pm #

    boobs are beneficial!! ftw

  43. Jarrett Holmes November 10, 2010 at 1:13 pm #

    I concur and try to get in at least my 10 minutes a day!

  44. BuzzKill November 25, 2010 at 6:29 am #

    http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

    If only it could…

    • Andrew Heenan July 20, 2015 at 5:49 pm #

      Buzzkill by name, Buzzkilljoy by nature!

  45. Kenya November 27, 2010 at 6:13 pm #

    I love her boobs I wanna hold them and putt them on my @ss cause I love women cause I’m a lesbian

    • Kenya November 27, 2010 at 6:18 pm #

      Fuck her ass 2and do sex all day and night until she has a baby and I want to do sex with her in a hut tub public or bath I want to. Have a baby with blue eyes and if I have a baby with other eye color I will fuck her until we have a blue eye

    • New guy June 13, 2015 at 11:17 pm #

      What are you a dolphin? #wackasscatfish

  46. L December 12, 2010 at 1:03 pm #

    Life increased in 5 years…

  47. freddy February 21, 2011 at 1:05 pm #

    T shirt bit of rain cool breeze yes,that could work. now,where could an old timer like me look to improve my memory.

  48. SA Miller February 24, 2011 at 3:23 pm #

    Wonder if it works for lesbians too!?! We also love boobs!!!

  49. Arty March 2, 2011 at 2:46 am #

    It seems that nature knew why we had to suck and lick on those things from the day we were born!! :-D

  50. munish March 13, 2011 at 11:58 pm #

    I feel , these are soft pillows with juicy oranges with Vitamin -C

  51. Kaz March 14, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    Extrapolating this out to its natural conclusion,…it seems that I am immortal.

  52. hambarga April 3, 2012 at 1:25 pm #

    well this is wery interesting…goes at teenagers too:P???

  53. solo October 21, 2014 at 2:00 am #

    if 10min is to 5years if i marry her then am no go die

  54. solo October 21, 2014 at 2:03 am #

    1omin is to 5years then if i marry her

  55. Blarry October 22, 2014 at 11:23 am #

    If this is true then, staring and studying the bible will keep you young forever. . Do I have a witness?

  56. James June 13, 2015 at 9:32 am #

    That’s not all it extends! ;-)

  57. Ambassador Sarek June 13, 2015 at 9:53 am #

    Now, THIS is a fine example of quality Science Reporting! The Vulcan Science Counsil applauds you!

  58. Trent Anderson June 13, 2015 at 10:17 am #

    I strongly refer all men to check out Yulia Nova

    sample: http://www.babepedia.com/babe/Yulia_Nova

  59. steve June 13, 2015 at 11:08 am #

    But I’m a butt man!

  60. Joychilde June 13, 2015 at 12:11 pm #

    Hahahah! What do studies show regarding putting your face in them? LOL!!!

  61. ity Williams June 13, 2015 at 12:46 pm #

    Lol, not a bad advice, will start searching for boosty girls to look at ……
    http://www.thekillerpunch.com

  62. Arjuna June 13, 2015 at 1:23 pm #

    https://youtu.be/dbsmbCWUNEE

  63. robb June 13, 2015 at 2:35 pm #

    There’s a typo in the first paragraph. Should be healthy…

  64. trouble June 13, 2015 at 2:44 pm #

    starring at ass must add another 10 to 20

  65. jack898788967868967898768976897987896 June 13, 2015 at 3:19 pm #

    apparently you can’t go anywhere on the internet without having a boner these days

  66. cummins_forever June 13, 2015 at 4:21 pm #

    But i dont like big boobs

  67. Steve Handley June 13, 2015 at 4:28 pm #

    I’m going to force myself to stare in the interest of advancing science…..!

  68. Steve Handley June 13, 2015 at 4:29 pm #

    I’m going to force myself to stare in the interest of advancing the science…..

  69. Zenon June 13, 2015 at 6:28 pm #

    This smacks of the “chocolate helps you lose weight” fake study that was just exposed last week. If it sounds too good to be true…..

  70. Jaychan June 13, 2015 at 7:10 pm #

    I’m not getting anything on the update 2 link!! (no. 1 is great!!)

  71. Jaychan June 13, 2015 at 8:01 pm #

    http://bestboobgif.tumblr.com/

  72. pete June 13, 2015 at 8:55 pm #

    Do I get extra years for “M” cups??

  73. Manny O June 13, 2015 at 9:03 pm #

    Wow ,i like it

  74. Joseph Dorchack June 13, 2015 at 9:47 pm #

    No wonder I’m still around!!

  75. Joebo June 13, 2015 at 9:54 pm #

    Correlation is not the same as causation. To draw conclusions you’d need three demographically similar groups, one exposed, one deprived, and one control.

  76. Jared June 13, 2015 at 10:02 pm #

    I sincerely believe in this. I could survive longer on boobs than I could without food. It’s a fact!

  77. Crawdad June 13, 2015 at 10:28 pm #

    Love your article Riyad, whether it is factual or not. Heres a joke for ya…

    A woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem
    to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll,
    She came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most
    beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
    The woman asked the gentleman,
    “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?”
    The gentleman responded, “Well, twice a day I stand in front
    of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them.
    My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.”
    Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try.
    doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if
    it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she
    flashed herself in her garden hoping for the best.
    One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,
    “By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?”
    No”, she replied, “but my cucumbers are enormous.”

    Keep on Smilin!
    Ron in Texas

  78. michael macayan June 14, 2015 at 2:23 am #

    it includes staring at the boobs in the magazines?

  79. vexon June 14, 2015 at 3:09 am #

    I’m 200 years old now

  80. Jefrey John June 14, 2015 at 3:09 am #

    I may step to death ..heart attack haha

  81. Jefrey John June 14, 2015 at 3:11 am #

    Life is in God hand not Female boobs lol

    • Arnieus June 14, 2015 at 4:19 am #

      God made boobs too. Must have known they would help us live longer. Good thinking.

  82. Ed June 14, 2015 at 5:32 am #

    Where do you get research grants for studies like this…..??? LOL

    It can’t hurt in any event…!!!!

  83. Quinn June 17, 2015 at 8:38 pm #

    so I scrolled all the way down to find no titts…..shit

  84. n62 June 19, 2015 at 3:41 am #

    Careful of the links you post – that second one led to a popup that Malwarebytes subsequently blocked. Just remember… while the ladies are beautiful, they can also be dangerous!!

  85. Bitz June 19, 2015 at 5:52 pm #

    Remember guys even before you could see you already holds and sucks boobs and it gives us life and keeps us ALIVE and healthy…Agreeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Boobs give life. Extend life and most of all makes life challenging and colorful :)——

    • Jim July 16, 2015 at 12:59 pm #

      I THINK YOUR RIGHT.

  86. Robert Burns July 1, 2015 at 6:16 am #

    I wonder about the benefits of nursing lactating large breasts.

  87. bearcat12 July 1, 2015 at 1:45 pm #

    How many years to get for touching them?

  88. Brecht July 14, 2015 at 5:30 am #

    Life mission:
    Find girl with boobs like that.
    Touch them forever.
    Fuckyeah

  89. Skinnygirlbigboobs July 14, 2015 at 7:58 pm #

    What if i stare at my own? I’m 114lbs with DDD Boobs. My husband will live forever….does it work for females? ☺

    • Robert Burns July 14, 2015 at 9:57 pm #

      Not straight ones, you’ll need to look at something else.

    • Jim July 16, 2015 at 12:56 pm #

      YES, YOU MUST EAT PEANUT’S

  90. The Goddess Adept July 15, 2015 at 6:35 pm #

    Funny, I once read an article that said the complete opposite, that staring at large breasts could/would SHORTEN the viewers life span. Something about being a chauvinist prick gets your @ss kicked by either the woman owning the breasts who doesn’t appreciate being treated like an object, or the man’s significant other who doesn’t appreciate being disrespected like that. I’m a little fuzzy on the details, it’s been a few years since I read the article. I also could be remembering wrong.

  91. curtis h July 16, 2015 at 5:54 am #

    I’ve been saying this for years!

  92. Jim July 16, 2015 at 12:01 pm #

    I REALLY THINK THEY SHOULD BE REGISTERED LIKE AUTOMOBILE LICENSE PLATES OR WINDOW VEHICALE STICKER’S.

  93. Jim July 16, 2015 at 12:03 pm #

    SHE’S STARING AT ME.

  94. Jim July 16, 2015 at 12:04 pm #

    I THINK I NEED A DRINK OF WATER.

  95. Art Koff July 16, 2015 at 2:01 pm #

    This has been proven to be a paid ad by Kim Kardashian

  96. Dave4445 July 17, 2015 at 11:26 am #

    I’m a gay man and I’ve caught myself doing it, and been caught. I want to say ‘Wait! Wait! You don’t understand! You’re the Earth Mother!’

  97. John July 17, 2015 at 1:22 pm #

    I love how everyone is saying she is hot…all you see is tits. She could be fat from the waist down, and have a butterface.

    • Treebeard431 July 18, 2015 at 3:31 am #

      How can you say that? Her shoulders are slim and not fatty, her arm is slender and the chest area is clearly, nearly as big or as big in circumference as her waist. And her coloration seems to be Mediterranean, so she’s got an exotic look.

  98. ssc July 18, 2015 at 2:49 am #

    Why nobody researches what happens to those boobs when
    interacted with a staring male energy..and how many years life she gives away ???
    It’s exousting..teach men to take their responsibilities and pay for their extended years it s not for free…

  99. OldBill July 19, 2015 at 10:47 am #

    Staring too long at some chick’s boobs could actually SHORTEN your life…… if the Old Lady catches you!

  100. OldBill July 19, 2015 at 10:51 am #

    One other word of advice about young chicks with big boobs ….. they grow into them.

  101. Andrew Heenan July 20, 2015 at 5:46 pm #

    I knew all that staring at goats was a mistake.

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