Sickest Video Ever – Giant Cyst on Back is Endless

By on August 26, 2009 in Humor & Fun

This is easily the sickest video I’ve ever seen… this guy has this innocuous looking zit/cyst on his back that his friend lances with a razor and then proceeds to drain… it looks like it might maybe have 1 good push of puss in there, but what happens and what ends up coming out of there is beyond bizarre.

Notice that the cyst seems to pucker out after the 2nd or 3rd push, and then it just explodes again with goo after the 4th, 5th, 6th and so on… I want to set my back on fire:

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14 Responses to “Sickest Video Ever – Giant Cyst on Back is Endless”

  1. jaci August 26, 2009 at 7:50 pm #

    I don’t like anyone enough to do that for them, even my husband.

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  2. Editor August 27, 2009 at 6:01 am #

    What if you had to EAT IT to prove your love for him?

    omg… I think I just made myself sick typing that…

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    • childmilestar August 16, 2011 at 5:57 pm #

      oh snap did you really go there hahaha

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  3. jaci August 27, 2009 at 9:05 am #

    Eat it? *retching noises* I guess I just don’t love him enough, then…

    …although I did help him peel some blistered, sunburned skin from his back once. I think that counts.

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  4. Katie August 28, 2009 at 6:51 am #

    No, Jaci, it only counts if you eat the refuse from his back. Didn’t you guys have that written into your vows? Gosh, I thought everyone did that.

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  5. jaci August 28, 2009 at 7:00 am #

    The other day I caught April chewing on something. When I wrenched it out of her mouth, I saw that it was one of her daddy’s discarded toenails. TRUE STORY. At least she loves Brian enough for the both of us.

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  6. jaci August 28, 2009 at 7:01 am #

    Just read that again, it sounds like he wears press-on toenails. Unfortunately, I meant his toenail clippings.

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  7. Katie August 28, 2009 at 7:01 am #

    OMG, that’s so weird because the other day I was chewing on something and when I fished it out of my mouth I thought, “Hey, isn’t this one of Brian’s discarded toenails?”

    Too weird.

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  8. Katie August 28, 2009 at 7:02 am #

    Oh, then it couldn’t have been his…it was definitely a Lee press-on toenail.

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  9. Allie October 14, 2009 at 3:49 pm #

    This just makes me laugh, and feel bad for that man! How bad would that hurt! But that girl is a bit annoying. OH MY GOD, IT’S LIKE, A CHUNK. IT’S LIKE, COTTAGE CHEESE. OH MY GOD THERE’S A CHUNK HANGING OUT. OH MY GOD, I DON’T UNDERSTAND. I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND!

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    • Editor October 15, 2009 at 7:47 am #

      The dry-heaving sound was hilarious… she’s all giddy/excited then just falls into dry-heaving, that was awesome.

      But yea that video made me want to set myself on fire :(

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  10. jeroen August 24, 2011 at 3:39 pm #

    i ate a sandwich while watching this

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  11. Glen April 15, 2012 at 8:28 am #

    This is the most fucked up video I have ever seen, even worst than a live beheading!!! OMG Im sick!!!

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  12. HOODBOSS December 30, 2012 at 2:12 pm #

    This is much sicker:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ

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