We know Mega Shark, he battled Giant Octopus in a horrible B-movie where at one point Mega Shark lept from the ocean into the sky and ate an airplane.
That happens from time to time.
What you don’t know is that Roger Corman, the king of shit B-movies (I’m not kidding with “king”, he’s produced 388 horrible B-movies that likely fill your local Casa Video) has been given the green-light by the SyFy channel to create… wait for it…
SHARKTOPUS!
You know what the most awesome part of all this is? When I went to IMDB to get more information about Sharktopus, I found that Corman is already in the middle of producing a movie by the name of Dinoshark (NOTE: How in the world did they pass on the name Sharkasaurus? That’s awesome.)
Someone seriously needs to get some marine biologists down to the Pacific and see what the heck is going on over there with the sharks.
The one thing we are missing now is some land-fearing shark; maybe like a Sharkaroo… a cross between a shark and a kangaroo, caused by illegal genetic experiments deep in the outback… gone bad!
