Thanks to Matt Young that sent his in along with the subject line “No comment necessary” and he’s right. Thanks Reuters!
I’m picturing the article’s author, Gene Cherry, coming up with this at his desk, having a moment of “OH god… oh god this is awesome…” and then curiously wondering if is editor would clear the title and then that brief moment AFTER the editor said “OK” where Gene thought: “Shit… I wonder what kind of backlash I’m going to get for this.”
Well Gene, it’s funny and I think it got a lot of readers smiling. So bravo.