Any story that starts out like this is going to be awesome:
BEIJING (AP) — A college student in southern China was bitten by a panda after he broke into the bear’s enclosure hoping to get a hug, state media and a park employee said Saturday.
Don’t fall for their wily woman panda ways! Or you’ll end up a TOP STORY on CNN too!!! (I LOVE the news!)
… The student was pale as he was taken away by medics but appeared clearheaded, he said.
“Yang Yang was so cute, and I just wanted to cuddle him. I didn’t expect he would attack,” the 20-year-old student, surnamed Liu, said in a local hospital, according to the official Xinhua News Agency.
DON’T BE FOOLED!!!
Stop it! Stooop it, you’re melting already! You want a panda hug, don’t you!?
Oh sure…they’re all cute and friendly…
Til they ATTACK!!!
I’m telling you, these things are VICIOUS!!!
The story goes on to say, “…Last year, a panda at the Beijing Zoo attacked a teenager, ripping chunks out of his legs, when he jumped a barrier while the bear was being fed.
The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.”
Lol, who DOES that?! Way to take charge of those ferocious beasts, Tourist! Show em who’s boss.
u little ….its not the pandas fault its the peoples fault imagine if u were sleeping someone would come to ur home and hug u what would u do bite them of course.
I think the title implies that, with the bear being capitalized, that these people should understand the name of these animals before attempting to hug them. I would not bite them, in point of fact, a life of paranoia has caused me to sleep with a machete close by my bed. I live in a bad neighborhood.
cute but deadly
The pandas are so cute, but the baby pandas are naked!?
I know!
Because they r bears idiots!! look it upp
I really love pandas ,but I have 2 admit, who ever is reading dis, would u hug a wild animal?
Its really stupid if you ask me!
i would hug a wild animal
Lol xD
this is cute but retarded bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD
yuppppp…. i think i am in loveee….
i even have a fake baby panda bear to sleep with 
I want a panda bear they are soooooooooo cute! and stupid people should bother em while they are sleeping or eating id attack em to if they bothered me while i was eating or sleeping 1 thats my food 2 you ruined my dream!