Does the lady above look familiar? She should, she used to look like this. That’s right, this is the “Octomom”, or more specifically the wonderful human being that got implanted with more embryos than is though to be legal in order to add 8 more children to her existing litter of 6… that’s right… 14 children.
Did I mention she was living with her mother in a house who owed $25k in unpaid mortgage payments?
Glorious… I know.
Guess who gets to pay for the welfare she and all her kids will be on? You do you lucky sucker you.
While Katie, one of the UMOA writers, may have been joking when she said this was all a ploy for the woman to get her own house, show and life paid for in full by some TV network… she was unfortunately spot-on.
Octomom was caught house-shopping last weekend looking through a $1.24 million dollar mansion in SoCal:
We are in a recession and god knows you can barely make ends meet, but maybe you should have thought about having 14 children instead of trying to be responsible and save… you are sooooo old-fashion.
While Lipsy Mc. Huge Uterus is maxing back and relaxin’ in her new mansion with maid service and fully paid for resources, you get to watch her on her almost certain soon-to-be-upcoming-sitcom and smile to yourself every time one of her children poops on her or she starts to cry because of the stress and realize… do you really want to trade places with her?
Yea, me either…
