Monkey Has His Way With a Frog

So “thanks” goes to Ben Vanik for sending this one in. A little monkey at the Honolulu Zoo grabbed a frog in it’s pen, pried it’s mouth open and forced the frog to give him… the good stuff:

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The most disturbingly funny part of the whole video is when he’s done violating the frog, he stuffs it under his arm for later, only to have the video cut to a different scene where he’s busted the frog out for a quick romp in the hay again.

While Ben pointed out he was waiting for the more respectable 2001 Space Odyssey moment where the chimps first learn to use tools and move to the 2nd stage of intelligence… I suppose this sort of counts?

Update #1: Can anyone else see the monkey, with a husky red-neck accent, saying to the frog “You got a reel purdy mouth…”?

Update #2: Watching that poor little frog’s legs dangle and flair around during this whole… fiasco… I just feel so bad for it.

Update #3: Behavior like this for primates is hardly uncommon:

Update #4: If you are a South Park fan, Mr/Mrs. Garrison clarifies how evolution selects for this type of behavior and lead to theory of evolution (from “Go God Go”, Episode 12 Season 10):

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5027481876893938900

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336 Responses to “Monkey Has His Way With a Frog”

  1. nuleeyah June 28, 2010 at 7:43 pm #

    Why didn’t I think of that? Going toad hunting tonight for sure…

    • Riyad Kalla June 29, 2010 at 5:42 pm #

      lol so awful

      • Kayleigh October 12, 2010 at 1:49 pm #

        I think the zoo needs to buy another Chimp…..
        just so that the frog population everywhere can retrieve some of their very much lost dignity. =)

        • JT October 13, 2010 at 4:15 am #

          Another Chimp is a great idea. At a minimum the zoo needs to buy another frog. I am pretty sure you can buy a 3 pack, lubed and ribbit-ed, err, ribbed.

          That brings up a good question. What does the Chimp do with the used frog? Maybe there is a stack of used frogs in the corner of the cage?

          • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:07 am #

            You are fricking hilarious JT!

            • samc January 21, 2012 at 5:06 am #

              note that frogs don’t breathe through their mouths but through their skin. Just gotta keep the skin moist and they never have to come up for air. That is why they make the best lovers!

    • kevin July 12, 2010 at 4:22 pm #

      the only down side I can see to this is that frogs are a cold-blooded animal. I mean the slime is a good thing, but you migh want to stick him in a bowl of warm water first. ( I don’t think the microwave would work)

      • FrogFarmerFred August 17, 2010 at 1:13 pm #

        That’s why he was tucking it under his arm. Wasn’t that obvious?

        • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:11 am #

          Fred you made me laugh so much i almost peed my pants!!

          • freddy frog May 29, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

            offspring= treefrogs

    • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 10:16 am #

      LMAO

    • Fitzwell August 27, 2010 at 12:57 pm #

      We can all learn something from this video. Does anyone know of a pet store that sells goliath frogs ?

    • moolah August 31, 2010 at 10:52 am #

      Good luck. I hope you don`t get warts. =)) Just kidding. :))

    • samc January 18, 2012 at 3:58 am #

      Nuleeyah, it is even better than you imagine. Frogs dont breathe with their mouths, they breathe through their skin, so they never have to come up for air! They could be the perfect lover!

    • Palmolive March 8, 2012 at 3:56 pm #

      Quick someone get that chimp a flesh-light before more frogs become rape victims!

  2. MF July 1, 2010 at 2:30 pm #

    There are children watching and laughing at a monkey literally throatfucking a frog to death. This is sick.

    • JB July 5, 2010 at 9:36 pm #

      ^pussy.

      • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:31 pm #

        I thought I would die laughing at your remark.

      • Gasai November 5, 2014 at 2:33 pm #

        Sick f*ck.

    • DA July 15, 2010 at 11:23 am #

      You don’t know the frog dies so you shouldn’t say “literally”.

      • dr.greenthumb November 24, 2010 at 8:17 pm #

        the frogs fukked man – pan breed-

    • Rayne July 27, 2010 at 4:51 pm #

      That’s what makes it so damn funny.

      • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:31 pm #

        Exactly!!!!!

    • CB August 12, 2010 at 9:49 am #

      THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA

    • notaperv January 3, 2011 at 7:11 am #

      Thank you for that. You’re the only person w/ an intelligent remark. To bad the other people are stuck on the same level as the monkey. This is NOT funny. It’s sad and sick. I would want my money back if my children witnessed that. I don’t allow them to be exposed to that behavor, so I surely do not want them seeing perverted behavor like that at the zoo! Can any say MORALS?

      • Momto2 February 3, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

        You can’t really be serious. The only perversion is you thinking it’s perverted. It’s nature, not perversion. Just because sexuality makes you uncomfortable, doesn’t mean it is perverted. There are no morals in the animal kingdom, morals only exist for humans. Human kind created morals. Animals work solely on hierarchy, and in this instance, the frog is low man on the “TOAD”em pole. That was my futile attempt at humor.

        • Bloom February 4, 2012 at 8:26 pm #

          You are really messed up if you believe this is ‘nature’. Well I am sorry, but there is definitely something wrong with the fact that a chimp would forced another animal to have sex with it. I mean you heard the video, they said that the chimp was f*ckin forcing the frogs mouth open for petes sake! What is wrong with letting children see that behavior as funny? Well, children are at an age where their brains are like sponges, and once they saw that the adults considered the chimps actions as funny, they also laughed, not understanding that the chimp was actually forcing and harming the frog. I am sorry, but it’s not nice to have a object shoved(forced) down your throat, even if the frog could still breathe. Now these children will think that sexual violence is ‘funny’, and that could create consequences later in their lives, and believe me, they won’t be laughing.

        • are u serious March 4, 2012 at 11:17 pm #

          I really hope that you are not on aware of the fact that lately 8 in the wild have a kidnapping and raping humanS look it up if you don’t believe me

          • kimmik May 30, 2012 at 7:29 pm #

            Say, Whatttttttttt

        • Lol April 26, 2013 at 6:32 pm #

          Would you mind if a gorilla fucked your dog?

        • Gasai November 5, 2014 at 2:39 pm #

          Maaan no matter how you look. at it. Its disgusting,so shut

      • DaPirate January 20, 2012 at 9:26 am #

        Come on there monkeys like you and me. Are you that sad? its what monkeys do, if you don’t want them to see perverted monkeys don’t take them to the zoo. i think it was probably the funniest thing those kids ever saw, and will remember it forever lol. my kid always talks about the elephant that used his trunk to eat poop from another elephants butt. the zoo is hilarious!

      • kroaker February 17, 2012 at 2:55 pm #

        yah, they can see that stuff in real life.

    • J & M March 1, 2011 at 3:57 pm #

      @ “MF”, “Thank you!” The video clip was actually my secondary focus. I was so appalled hearing “CHILDREN” laughing and choking on their laughter with adults, wait…no, people likely older than 18 who have bore these children allowing them to view this chimp’s sexual behavior, that the video clip was not the first thing on my mind. And people “in these times” want to know “how the hell did my 12 year old get pregnant?” Do these people who call themselves “parents” know the meaning and reasoning behind the words “for adults”, “when you mature into an adult”, “not suitable for children”, “for adults only”? My wife is a psychologist and so many times I hear second-hand comments made by grown people, “my childhood was taken from me”, “I was raped and now I can’t be intimate”…..you might as well toss those laughing kids into the “chimp pit” with that chimp or better yet, take them into the XXX movie theater and buy them popcorn, candy and a soda to munch on as they watch. It’s parents like those standing in this video that keep my wife in business. Soon these “children” will be in counseling or toting around their own child only 10-15 yrs. younger than themselves. VERY SAD. Now, for those of you just waiting to “shred” someone who makes a posting like this….. you are making my point for me. I don’t need to elaborate, as mature people reading all these comments know exactly what I’m getting at. Oh, and thank you for making it possible for my wife to bring home six figures/year. I love my $70,000 truck!

      • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:17 am #

        J&M the chimp is an animal, not bound by human ethics. Nature is what it is. It has NOTHING to do with sexual abuse by humans. I am glad you love your truck but perhaps you should have spent that money on an education.

        • fred armstrong May 24, 2011 at 1:02 pm #

          A frog can hold its breath for hours and a chimp is not very well hung.My girlfriend is the one who we should feel sorry for-if ya know wat I mean. LOL.

      • freddy frog May 29, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

        Hope your truck doesnt have as many loose screws as you do.

      • msL January 14, 2012 at 8:53 am #

        So how DID your 12 year old get pregnant?

    • Yep March 31, 2011 at 10:38 pm #

      Couldn’t of said it better myself. I’m not sure who was the sickest, the perverted monkey or the perverted parents that let their kids watch it!

    • mk February 29, 2012 at 4:57 pm #

      I agree. Who would let their small child watch that. I mean don’t get me wrong… nothing wrong with knowing about the birds and the bees. Just shouldn’t be knowing about the chimps and the frogs. *shudder*

  3. Akolyte01 July 1, 2010 at 11:47 pm #

    I don’t think it’s any of a worse way to die for the frog than how it normally would.

    • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:32 pm #

      LMAO!!!!!!!!

  4. Red July 2, 2010 at 12:33 pm #

    Apes are not monkeys.

    • wizely July 5, 2010 at 8:00 am #

      Yes… and that’s the point to focus on here. Throat-fucking a frog to death? Better get the right genus, wouldn’t want to insult any toad-raping gorillas.

      • Riyad Kalla July 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm #

        ROFL, so awesome.

      • Bob Bobson August 8, 2010 at 6:11 am #

        Gorillas aren’t monkeys either gen(i)us.

        • David Quate August 14, 2010 at 7:55 pm #

          He meant it’s genus……..you genius!! It is not a Gorilla, it is a chimp, get your amazing brain into gear before trying to insult someone!! Chimps belong to the great apes…..and therefore similar to gorillas and therefore humans.

          U r welcome for the update…..dumb ass!

          • anon September 29, 2010 at 11:19 am #

            you mean its, ‘moran’
            also, u and r are letters, not words. if you’re complaining about his grammar, at least get your own right.

            • Mr. GoodTimes! October 30, 2010 at 11:34 am #

              If we are going to get grammatically correct, then you should also use capitalization correctly in your rebuttal. Without doing so, your argument has no weight.

              • Britt November 9, 2010 at 8:10 am #

                Haha.

                Clearly no one’s words have any significance, regardless if you know what they’re trying to say (with exception of the genus/genius part) if it’s not grammatically correct.

                I thought we were still in awe about nature’s rapist? When did grammar matter during rape?!

          • freddy February 20, 2011 at 4:53 pm #

            enough about the chimp or monkey or whatever what kind of frog was it

        • dnm November 30, 2010 at 4:40 pm #

          all apes are monkeys

          • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:19 am #

            No apes are monkeys, check your biology text book

      • DaPirate January 20, 2012 at 9:44 am #

        lmao

  5. rob July 3, 2010 at 2:23 pm #

    frog rape is wrong. no means no!!!

    • Riyad Kalla July 3, 2010 at 5:03 pm #

      Technically the frog never said no… and given the way he was dressed, he was sort of asking for it.

      • John Freeman July 4, 2010 at 3:36 am #

        I totally agree. Little harlot.

      • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:33 pm #

        I haven’t had this good of a laugh in ages!!!!

      • Divine August 31, 2010 at 11:05 am #

        I think i just peed a little in my Pants!!!! ROFLMFAO

    • J August 20, 2010 at 10:35 am #

      Guess that explains why Kermit hangs out with Miss Piggy and not Gonzo!

      • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:20 am #

        you are so funny J!

    • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:33 pm #

      I can’t stop laughing.

  6. Ror July 4, 2010 at 8:39 am #

    Monkeys have tails. That Chimp does not.

  7. lonnie July 4, 2010 at 11:11 am #

    You’re a sick F%@k for even posting such a thing.

    • Riyad Kalla July 4, 2010 at 11:59 am #

      lonnie, did you even watch it?

    • starlite July 5, 2010 at 1:38 pm #

      I AGREE wholeheartedly. I think that this just adds to all of the other obscene stuff out there for impressionable children to watch.

      • Scorp November 6, 2011 at 3:45 pm #

        starlite, There’s no way in hell the children of responsible parents would be watching this video anyway because those children are being supervised when they use the internetz :P

        I will not bother to comment on my mixture of feelings towards the video itself

    • JIM August 5, 2010 at 6:45 am #

      yes, lonnie watched it 32 times

      • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:34 pm #

        LMAO crying.

    • lee October 12, 2010 at 11:41 am #

      and you watched it

    • DaPirate January 20, 2012 at 9:28 am #

      lol daddy issues?

  8. Phil E. Drifter July 4, 2010 at 1:17 pm #

    Did he died?

  9. c0ld July 5, 2010 at 1:54 pm #

    Yea, sickest part is this retard letting their kids watch this and laughing about it, pretty messed up…The CHIMP (for all you dumbasses worried about calling it a monkey) screwing the frog is pretty funny though!

    • Riyad Kalla July 5, 2010 at 2:15 pm #

      c0ld, so if you had seen this at the zoo with your kids you would gasp, horrified, and then rush them off to another exhibit?

      What is the concern? That your kids learn, from a chimp, that raping stuff is good?

      That seems like the type of response from parents that are horrified when they see two turtles humping and their kids ask about it and they shuffle them off into another room so they can avert their eyes from the rampant turtle sex… who gives a shit, just explain to them what is happening.

      Maybe you just don’t want to explain monkey-frog-rape to your kids? That’s cool, I can at least understand that.

      • dRewsus July 9, 2010 at 4:26 pm #

        I cant imagine anyone who would want to explain monkey-frog-rape to anyone let alone their kids :P
        And parents thought the regular ‘sex talk’ was hard enough…

        At least we know we arent the only perverts on this planet

        • Britt November 9, 2010 at 8:14 am #

          Shit, they’re going to learn about chimps raping frogs one day…Better start early, and what better time than when they’re witnessing it?
          Laughing only adds to the idea that raping a frog is humiliating.

          Makes perfect sense to me. I’d certainly educate my children of the embarrassing dangers of raping nature’s creatures.

          • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:22 am #

            Britt, you will be the best mum!

      • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:42 pm #

        The comments you guys are making are far funnier than the video itself. I do feel very sorry for that poor frog.

      • Ethan March 5, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

        Lol…Child says to his father..”IT’S OKAY FOR THE MONKEY, WHY ISN’T IT OKAY FOR ME?!”.. Lol, it’s nature baby…animals have sex with other animals all the time…I would say it’s rarely consensual..

    • lee October 12, 2010 at 11:45 am #

      did he died? i bet you would have called an amby-lance. lol

    • lee October 12, 2010 at 11:45 am #

      did he died? i bet you would have called an amby-lance. lol

  10. bildo July 5, 2010 at 3:43 pm #

    Doesn’t he know that’s how you get warts?

    • burrrad July 7, 2010 at 2:51 pm #

      ^^^^ ahhh, genital herpes makes sense now! monkey throat-fucks a frog, gets warts on his schlong, and then we evolved n shit!

      • dRewsus July 9, 2010 at 4:27 pm #

        I still want to know who all these people having sex with monkeys and giving us diseases are.
        Wait, I surely dont!

        • salazar July 15, 2010 at 5:43 pm #

          That would be Andy Dick.

          • JIM August 5, 2010 at 6:49 am #

            it’s in Hawaii, i think that inter-species marriage is legal there, ??.. or am i wrong?

          • AspirationsMissd November 17, 2010 at 5:04 pm #

            …I always knew he would lead the downfall of all human kind…

            this is still a lot less obscene then people playing the peanut butter game with their dogs!

            • JT November 17, 2010 at 6:13 pm #

              Once you do “Frog”, you’ll never do “Dog” again. :)

              • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:23 am #

                JT fucking hilarious!

      • frog-throat-fucker July 19, 2010 at 11:53 am #

        hahahahaha yes!! it makes perfect sense now!!

      • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:44 pm #

        Oh stop, please, my sides hurt from laughing!

    • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:43 pm #

      I can’t stand it. I’m cryin’ here.

    • seth April 21, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

      Actually warts are caused.from sweat

  11. anonymous July 7, 2010 at 11:21 pm #

    This gives a whole new meaning to genital warts.

  12. anti Riyad Kalla July 7, 2010 at 11:50 pm #

    ur a really stupid guy for posting this so called funny video… i think ur the kind of guy that jerks off watching this and hell…. maybe ur still jerking off… u need to get laid dumbass… go find a whore or fcuk a cow for what matters(if u cant get a whore and i’m pretty sure u cant bcoz of ur ugliness and retardness)…

    PS – get a life u sick freak or just drop dead… u have no such importance in life, just wasting air and space, not 4gettin pollutin the environment with ur ugly fat face…

    PHA-Q

    • Riyad Kalla July 8, 2010 at 8:24 am #

      Don’t forget to bi-polar-rage at the other 2000 people that facebook liked this sharske!

      I think once you are done spewing garbage at everyone on the internet, it will be a safe place again.

      Thanks for taking the time buddy!

      • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:45 pm #

        I can’t breathe!!!!! LMAO

    • You Ruin the Internet for Me July 8, 2010 at 9:48 am #

      Retardness. Apparently its a word now. Your parents should have invested in condoms. Whenever I see something terrible on the news, I will subconsciously blame you, Mr. anti Riyad Kalla.

      Mr. Kalla, keep on posting. It’s funny and most people (minus Team Super Speller above me) can appreciate a little chuckle in their day.

      • Riyad Kalla July 8, 2010 at 10:12 am #

        Glad you got a chuckle out of it – that’s all I ask :)

        • amy April 16, 2011 at 9:17 am #

          something tells me u like to play chimp and have minors under 13 play frog, u nasty perverted piece of shit.

          • fred armstrong May 24, 2011 at 1:14 pm #

            Hey Amy- one frog says to the other frog-I got a chimp in my throat.

          • DaPirate January 20, 2012 at 9:36 am #

            haha ugly people call everyone a pervert or pedophile. i bet u wish you were someones frog… theres a monkey out there for every one, have faith!

      • Joshy Poo July 9, 2010 at 9:07 am #

        you people act like he was the one raping the frog, calm down its a video theres a lot worse out there

        • cubipt July 9, 2010 at 12:40 pm #

          This is awful. So, now we know where our pedophiles and rapists get it, huh? Only this is the pedophile side. Large man (chimp) rapes small child (frog). And then keeps the child for repeated rapes (stuffing under the arm. Real funny.

          Woman who makes the tape and let’s kids watch while doing so – extreme example of the sick part of our society, i.e. people who pay to watch child pornography.

          • Riyad Kalla July 9, 2010 at 12:54 pm #

            cubipt, you scare me.

            • bildo July 9, 2010 at 1:24 pm #

              This video is disturbingly funny, but the last thing that I think of is child porn. cubipt, there must be something very wrong with you to make that kind of connection in your head. Maybe some possible latent pedophile urges you have in yourself. What I am trying to say is I think you are a sick fuck and I suggest professional counseling. To the other haters, if you don’t like something on the net, just move on and STFU.

              • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:46 pm #

                Amen bildo baby.

              • shawn January 27, 2011 at 9:10 pm #

                you stfu ass

              • DaPirate January 20, 2012 at 9:43 am #

                i know i bet all these guys stumbled here googling child porn. honestly dont see how this video relates.

            • Dr Smegman July 10, 2010 at 2:17 pm #

              Riyad, you should be scared. “Deep Throat” is copyrighted material!

              • Leitis October 26, 2010 at 2:58 pm #

                Now that was HILARIOUS. Good one Dr Smegman.

            • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:45 pm #

              Me too. Gee whiz.

          • dRewsus July 9, 2010 at 4:30 pm #

            What makes you think anyones mother is there? Could it not be a young sibling with other siblings at that very instant?
            You assume a lot.
            Also, your analogies are huge leaps of logic…

            • Dr Smegman July 10, 2010 at 2:09 pm #

              This film serves to illustrate yet another important aspect of toads in the ecosystem and opens a new door into chimp behavioral research. Jane Goodall would be pleased, the belly laugh from Steve Erwin not withstanding.

          • The Parentheses July 12, 2010 at 10:41 am #

            Where do they stop?
            Where do they end?

          • Brandon July 13, 2010 at 1:21 am #

            I also disagree with the above comment that compares the chimpanzee’s actions to human pedophilia. This consensual act between two vertebrate species is better compared with human interracial sexual relations. So if you don’t like the video, then you’re a racist and you’re gonna burn in hell.

            • Riyad Kalla July 13, 2010 at 11:56 am #

              lol

            • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:47 pm #

              Good comment, LMAO

            • Mallory October 19, 2010 at 4:37 pm #

              What makes you think it was consensual? Somehow I doubt the frog agreed.

          • Anonymous July 15, 2010 at 8:24 am #

            You’re a retard.

          • Skatanic July 29, 2010 at 11:04 pm #

            So not paying for child pornography is an example of a good societal member?

            Your post is pretty disturbing thru-n-thru

            • gareth April 9, 2012 at 7:42 am #

              That’s probably the funniest thing I have read so far

          • Grownup August 25, 2010 at 5:30 pm #

            Oh come on, get real! You have got to be kidding going there. And you say THIS vid is sick?!

          • Britt November 9, 2010 at 8:20 am #

            Holy shit. People seriously need to chill out.
            It’s nature asshole. Clearly this shit happens everywhere!
            OMG THAT SICK ASS MONKEY! We better prosecute it.
            And clearly whoever filmed it in an accomplice to the rape that has been committed against this poor frog…

            o_O Shit, you watched it. You’re to blame to for not being out there making shelters for battered and raped frogs.
            Shame on you…
            Shame.

            I ensure you no one paid to see this, and they paid to see animals, the frog raping just happened to be an unexpected part of the show that they didn’t let go for granted.
            This is informational! We now realize that it’s just instinct to fuck anything that moves if you have a penis. This should be put on discovery channel with an explanation as to where the chimp devised such a plan and how long chimps have been skull fucking other animals.

    • fflaaaaaaash July 14, 2010 at 8:40 pm #

      If someone caught a video of this during a visit to the zoo w/ a camera, it would just be selfish to not put this up online. thanks Riyad Kalla!!

    • Anonymous July 15, 2010 at 8:21 am #

      Wow.. You’re really intelligent. I’m impressed. Lmao

    • DA July 15, 2010 at 11:30 am #

      Why is it okay to fuck a cow but wrong to throat rape a frog?

      PS- Reading your comment reminds me of a time when I saw a video online of a monkey throat raping a frog. Except, instead of a frog, it’s the English language.

      • hoodwinked24 September 24, 2010 at 1:42 pm #

        Is it ok to fuck a cow?

      • anon September 29, 2010 at 11:22 am #

        win.

    • AS July 18, 2010 at 9:51 pm #

      I think someone is overcompensating for their monkey-froglust.

    • Chris July 21, 2010 at 4:02 pm #

      YEA!! you need to get laid more often! We all should! Hey maybe there’s a market for toads now? And you can save one for later right? just tuck it under your arm and your good. POCKET FROGS!!! nice and discreet; besides the croaking of coarse. this is great!

      • iluvpocketfrogs August 16, 2011 at 8:56 pm #

        Pocket frogs are my favorite!

    • JIM August 5, 2010 at 6:53 am #

      you mean “mentally challenged” don’t you ?? you insensitive jerk.

    • aztornado October 14, 2010 at 11:48 am #

      the video was wrong in so many was but funny. anti you have some major balls running your mouth like that. Do you know what the word “retard” means and how many more people you can bother with that word than a damn chimp throat-fucking a frog.

    • AspirationsMissd November 17, 2010 at 5:07 pm #

      wow. That’s pretty pointless, do you feel better now?

      …Why don’t you degrade people that do this to animals or other people…not someone that happened to see something like this occur…

      …give me a break.

    • Senorito Yoda November 22, 2010 at 10:31 pm #

      Do not feed the trolls.

    • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:24 am #

      hey anti, kill yourself and do the world a favour :-)

    • stev June 2, 2011 at 12:22 pm #

      Now that we’ve damned the chimp, the filmer, the viewers, Riyad Kalla, and the commenters, I think it’s time to share the blame properly: with the server that hosts this website. ALL OF YOUR SERVER BOXES HAVE FILTHY MINDS AND WATCH CHILD PORN! THEY DON’T DESERVE TO USE THE SAME ELECTRICITY AS MY COMPUTER! WHAT A BUNCH OF SICK FUCKING HARDWARE.

      • Riyad Kalla June 5, 2011 at 7:47 am #

        hah, well at least it is consistent damnation.

    • DaPirate January 20, 2012 at 9:31 am #

      lol it must suck to be so afraid of your own reflection you’d be jealous of a frog… LMAO

  13. Richard E. Kline July 9, 2010 at 7:48 pm #

    Evolutionary proof of our species relatedness. I dated a french woman as well!

    • joeblo July 9, 2010 at 7:53 pm #

      More evidence for the use of tools by primates…this time, for his own tool.

      • Tiki Chick July 21, 2010 at 2:18 pm #

        That’s funny as hell! You have to be impressed with his ability to find a suitable substitution.

        PS- Any of you pervs out there, leave the frogs alone!

    • Bubba July 10, 2010 at 11:47 am #

      Oh My, Mr. Kline! I thought the frog was funny, but a French woman?!?!

    • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:49 pm #

      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  14. Harvey Litral July 10, 2010 at 4:24 pm #

    You know, PETA really needs to step in here and wage protests against the offending chimp. The animal abuse going on here is barbaric, and should be punished severely!

    • Riyad Kalla July 10, 2010 at 4:56 pm #

      Harvey, I agree with you. It’s the only way to keep the frog population safe.

      Can you even imagine what introducing shipments of rape-monkeys to Australia would do to the infestation of cane toads?

      It wouldn’t be pretty.

      • Leitis October 26, 2010 at 3:05 pm #

        They have been trying to solve that problem for decades! You are legally required kill cane toads on sight, most people use shovels, perhaps the chimps ARE a good solution! Propose it to the Australian government, they are all ears, believe me!

        • Riyad Kalla October 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm #

          Leitis, are the cane toads still an epidemic? I saw a docu about them from the 70s being a plague on half of Australia, i can’t believe aus still hasn’t figure out a solution to them?

          • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:26 am #

            cane toads excrete toxins that would make a penis numb. so no point in mouth fucking cane toads. best to use a shovel or a cricket bat

    • jeff October 18, 2010 at 3:11 pm #

      what do you do spank the monkey

  15. Brandon July 13, 2010 at 1:00 am #

    I also disagree with the above comment that compares the chimpanzee’s actions to human pedophilia. This consensual act between two vertabrate species is better compared with human interracial sexual relations. So if you don’t like the video, then you’re a racist and you’re gonna burn in hell.

    • JIM August 5, 2010 at 6:55 am #

      ??? uh.?? ok!

  16. SolidSnake86XX July 13, 2010 at 5:56 pm #

    rofllmfao

    A large animal sticking its penis into a smaller animal doesn’t mean the world is going to end. Guess what? Animals have sex, too, and not necessarily in the prescribed fashion. It’s not sick, it’s hilarious.

    Laughing at this does not mean you support rape or bestiality or pedophilia or any other abhorrent behavior. It just means you have a sense of humor about the natural world around us.

    Worse than laughing at the monkey surely would be keeping it in captivity. I mean, that’s if you wanna get into a moral debate.

    • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:50 pm #

      I agree 100% SolidSnake 86XX

    • coyotee September 5, 2010 at 3:38 pm #

      this is not the “natural world.” it is a wild animal being confined in captivity. the actions of a frustrated animal unable to exist in their natural environment leads to irregular behaviour. it is sad, if not for the poor frog, then for the consequences of destroying a species’ habitat and forcing them to live in captivity.

      • Britt November 9, 2010 at 8:25 am #

        Are you saying the chimp fucked a frog out of captivity frustration?
        So, for instance, if I’m at work and I can’t leave because I’d get fired, which in a way is being trapped because if I get fired I’d die…Then I have the right to hump the shit out of whatever the fuck I want in the office and it’s not my fault because I was forced into irregular behaviors from my captivity?

        Ok.

    • Scorp November 6, 2011 at 4:13 pm #

      Yup seems there were no female chimp in that cage, He was desperate.

      What I think is interesting about all the complainers is that they specifically came to a blog page entitled: Monkey has it’s way with a Frog, Ok seriously what did you expect to see people? It wasn’t going to be a poorly done animation of Curious George butt f*cking Kermit.

  17. LiquidSnakeQQ July 14, 2010 at 2:05 pm #

    In that sense, raping another human should be funny, hilarious, but who cares, it just means we have a sense of humor about the natural world around us. Yeah you could watch this shit and laugh but letting your kids ask what he is doing, ignore them and then laugh with them is fucking weird and an example of bad parenting. How can you asshole compare this to turtles humping. Buy your kids some fleshlights cause if they have your genes, they will need it.

    • MF July 14, 2010 at 3:17 pm #

      QFT.

    • Britt November 9, 2010 at 8:26 am #

      You’re right. They should have just beat their children for even questioning them.
      Actually, the shouldn’t have even taken their children to the zoo. Terrible parents, exposing their children to non domestic animals.

  18. MF July 14, 2010 at 3:17 pm #

    It’s not the monkey/chimp/ape throatfucking the frog/toad. That doesn’t bother me in the slightest. It’s the fact that there are children watching and laughing and no one seems to think that it won’t have an effect on them. What if the little boy watching this decided he wanted to know what it felt like, and then proceeded to fuck every frog he saw?

    • Brandon July 19, 2010 at 2:20 pm #

      Let’s compare this video to some older forms of entertainment:

      1. Public hangings
      2. Human sacrifice
      3. Feeding prisoners to the lions
      4. Gladiators fighting to the death

      I think you’ll find that frog rape ain’t that bad.

    • anon September 29, 2010 at 11:27 am #

      1) fewer frogs/toads
      2) genital warts? :P
      3) ???
      4) profit!

    • Ethan March 5, 2011 at 11:23 pm #

      If you have to teach your child that they shouldn’t go around sticking their pricks into slimy green frogs, then there is something wrong with your child…

  19. Coffinpuppet July 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm #

    There’s this great thing about choices.You can choose to watch it or you can choose NOT to. Too bad some of your mother’s didn’t choose to swallow when it was necessary. If you don’t like what is posted…Go fuck yourself…..This made me laugh hard

    • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:52 pm #

      LMAO for the 50th time!!

  20. frog-throat-fucker July 19, 2010 at 11:59 am #

    omfg.. if you don’t like the video get the hell out.. because people who think it’s funny.. think it’s funny.. but if you saw it in real life.. you would probably laugh.. yes.. it’s kinda mean but really.. i would get a really good laugh if i saw it in real life.. and those kids will know what sex is anyways.. might as well tell them now ;)

    • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:54 pm #

      I f I laugh any harder, I would throw up.

  21. Dr. Haing Somnang Ngor July 21, 2010 at 3:56 pm #

    I don’t know what everyone is getting so upset about. Many animal species have symbiotic relationships with other species. The Oxpecker rides the back of antelopes and zebras feeding on their ticks, thereby acting as a surrogate cleaner. The Clown fish, protected by a coating of slime, lives in stinging sea anenomes for protection from other fish. At the same time, it draws other fish near which do get stung and are eaten by the anenome. Its a relationship that benefits both parties. Here, the frog helps the monkey relieve itself of sexual tension and receives a free protein rich meal in exchange.

    • Dr Smegman July 23, 2010 at 3:15 pm #

      I reiterate my comment regarding the importance of toads in the ecosystem!

      • Riyad Kalla July 23, 2010 at 3:33 pm #

        Specifically, horny toads?

        HOW has no one made that joke yet…

    • JIM August 5, 2010 at 7:01 am #

      that may be the funniest thing i will read all month !!.. possibly all year. lmfao

    • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:54 pm #

      OMG LMAO still

    • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:31 am #

      GOLD! frogs swallowing tadpoles is uusual but it makes sense!

    • Scorp November 6, 2011 at 4:16 pm #

      best interpretation I’ve seen on this subject

  22. John July 21, 2010 at 4:52 pm #

    its

  23. CaseyT July 22, 2010 at 7:25 am #

    And that, kids, is how froggy-style was invented.

    • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:32 am #

      casey, you are soooooooo funny!

  24. Nikki July 27, 2010 at 3:46 am #

    I am emotionally scared inside a bit from watching this video. Hilarious. But very, very disturbing.

    • Ricky July 29, 2010 at 9:10 pm #

      Shame on you people! this ape was dying of Deadly Sperm Buildup, and the frog gave his own life to save him! We should hold a sanctimonious tribute to him by burning grasshoppers in his name!

      • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 12:56 pm #

        No kidding. Deadly build up.

  25. Nick July 31, 2010 at 5:04 am #

    i think the frog enjoyed it, his legs were dangling in delight, the frog is just using the chimp, my sympathy is for the chimp, when the frog gets bored an moves on to another hairy armpit, because the thrill of the honey moon period is over….. poor chimp hes being led on by a frog, horrible frog

    • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 1:09 pm #

      R U sure you’re not a stand up comedienne?

  26. MikeJ July 31, 2010 at 1:31 pm #

    I have to applaud the intelligence and creativity of this CHIMP.

    I mean, really; how did he figure this out? This video is a testament to the fact that we don’t know as much about other species of life on this planet as we’d like to think we do.

    This video has had a profound effect on my psyche for sure; I’m just not sure if it’s for better or worse.

    Thanks Riyad!

    • Riyad Kalla August 2, 2010 at 12:33 pm #

      Most welcome MikeJ!

      I am just trying to promote learning… I think.

      Who knows.

  27. Dr. Derpington August 1, 2010 at 12:04 am #

    I’m 12 and what is this?

  28. Q-Tip August 1, 2010 at 12:05 am #

    ROFL @ Frogger ad next to the vid!!! Made my day.

    • whocares August 17, 2010 at 1:01 pm #

      lol. i thought that too. xD its hilrious.

  29. EJ August 2, 2010 at 10:14 pm #

    This has some interesting implications, from a purely academic point of view. Ethologically speaking, one has to wonder, how did the chimp learn this behavior? I mean, the frog wasn’t lolling about with its mouth open. The chimp had to pry it open. What made the ape look at the frog and think, “Ah, what a marvelous masturbatory opportunity?” I’m sure there are researchers looking at this and writing up grant proposals even as we speak.

    Or maybe not. Primates in zoos get up to a fair amount of fuckery. They’re smart and they’re bored and they don’t have to evade predators, so they need to do something to pass the time. I suspect that every zookeeper who ever tended to an ape or monkey in a zoo, has seen stuff that haunts them, things that once seen, cannot be unseen.

    Just like this video.

    Ah, nature. All this and it’s Shark Week too.

    • Riyad Kalla August 2, 2010 at 10:27 pm #

      Monkeys + Smart + Boredom = penis shenanigans

      I’ve never NOT seen a monkey exhibit where at least a few weren’t messing with themselves.

      San Diego Zoo, Phx Zoo, Seattle, St. Louis…

      • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 1:11 pm #

        Oh stop, I can’t laugh anymore. please.

    • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 1:10 pm #

      I love your word that I think you very well may have coined….fuckery. LMAO again!

  30. Jessie Jackson August 5, 2010 at 4:49 am #

    Now you know who obamas parents really where.

    • Dr. Haing Somnang Ngor August 5, 2010 at 5:04 am #

      I think its more likely we know who you’re parents really were, Jessie.

    • timcolles August 5, 2010 at 6:33 am #

      THE FROG HAD #@&%! IN HIS THROAT.

    • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 1:11 pm #

      OMG LMAO

    • Innocent Bystander November 8, 2010 at 8:16 pm #

      Actually Jessie, I see much more similarity with Bush-

      http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushchimpanzee.htm

      As far as I know, Bush never had oral sex with frogs, he just liked to blow them up with firecrackers.

      http://partners.nytimes.com/library/politics/camp/052100wh-gop-bush-bio.html
      “”We were terrible to animals,” recalled Mr. Throckmorton, laughing. A dip behind the Bush home turned into a small lake after a good rain, and thousands of frogs would come out.

      “Everybody would get BB guns and shoot them,” Mr. Throckmorton said. “Or we’d put firecrackers in the frogs and throw them and blow them up.”

      I have no way of knowing if you truly are a bigoted racist, but you sure are a poor judge of character.

  31. Peter Fitzwell August 5, 2010 at 7:23 pm #

    This is just a look back into evolution and where it made a few awkward turns. Hasn’t everyone heard the story about the princess kissing the frog …….

    • Riyad Kalla August 6, 2010 at 9:32 am #

      hahaha, I think Disney might skip buying the options for this one :)

      • aztornado October 14, 2010 at 11:57 am #

        The big porn buffs may take it

  32. Bob Bobson August 8, 2010 at 6:12 am #

    Raping an animal to death? It looks like that monkey is on the evolutionary fast-track to human-hood.

    • Bob Bobson August 8, 2010 at 6:15 am #

      (Yes, I said “monkey”; because it tends to have a more derogatory connotation that “ape”.)

  33. whocares August 17, 2010 at 12:59 pm #

    GUYS WHO CARES. its a stupid monke….i mean chimp and a frog.

  34. Nicole August 18, 2010 at 3:35 am #

    I think this video is amazing. I didn’t laugh but it is very intriguing. It is beyond me that some of you people impose moral expectations on a Chimp! They are very advanced yes, but I’m relatively certain that morality is at least a few thousand years away!!!

    As mentioned earlier, this is just more proof of the African Ape’s ability to use tools. I think it’s interesting that so many people are offended by it. I guess that’s a sign that, in general, humans respect other species…at least enough to get offended by a frog getting mouth raped! Good for us, we have morals and that’s fantastic…but let’s try to be objective when it comes to other species’ sexual habits, yeah?? Cool.

    • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:35 am #

      not only use tools but are they domesticating other species? Very advanced!

  35. SuperMom August 18, 2010 at 8:42 am #

    This is sick. For those of you who are trying to rationalize your enjoyment from watching it, you need to seek help. That frog/toad was tortured and there is nothing humorious about it. As far as explaining to your kids what is going on, come on! Don’t be obsurd, who in their right mind would do that?! And my kids did see the turtles at the zoo, after an awkward moment (and a little giggling) we moved on. My 5 year old explained it as wrestling, which was just fine for me. But the turtles were doing something NATURAL, what they were suppose to be doing. Telling kids that they are making babies is much easier and far less disturbing than the chimp/monkey was throat-raping a frog/toad!!

    • Riyad Kalla August 18, 2010 at 9:21 am #

      SuperMom,

      It looks like your definition of what is right/wrong hinges on your personal definition of “natural”.

      Does “natural” mean something that happens in nature? Or does “natural” mean what YOU expects happen in nature?

      I think most people would be willing to agree that the chimp in this video never witnessed a zoo keeper raping a frog in the chimpanzee pen, so it’s safe to say the chimp figured this out himself… so how come that isn’t natural?

      I would guess you don’t think it’s natural because:

      * People have the tendency to judge the actions of animals with the same sets of rules and guidelines that we judge other humans. e.g. “That horse is an asshole!”
      * You were always taught that stuff like *that* only happens in bad movies and with seedy people that live under bridges.

      Have you never watched Discovery Channels world of the apes special where they follow a wild tribe of monkeys? Constant raping, masturbation and general fondling is the norm for passing the time.

      I’m not saying it’s good or bad – that’s inevitably up to the observer – I’m just saying this type of stuff isn’t that shocking “in nature”, but you are so easy to condemn it as unnatural.

      I think you MEANT to say “I find it DISTURBING, and don’t want my kids to see it” — that is something completely different. That is your choice and I can absolutely understand that. Fine, don’t show it to your kids and teach them that it’s bad. I’d actually say “Good for you for giving a damn about your kids”, that’s worth some praise in my book!

      But to walk into a room and declare something unfit for the natural world and condemned by the forces of space and time as an aberration that should not exist because you don’t like it… well I just totally disagree with that.

      • Nicole August 18, 2010 at 8:59 pm #

        Very well said Riyad. I echo those sentiments.

        • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 1:14 pm #

          Hear, hear Riyad!!

      • SuperMom September 1, 2010 at 8:09 am #

        Thank you for seeing that I care about my kids. You are absolutely correct, I do find it distrubing and would never want my children to see it. I’m not saying that this stuff doesn’t happen in the wild or that there was anything that could have been done to stop it from happening on that day.
        Natural by definition = usual, normal, ordinary, ACCEPTED, expected, When I say natural I mean of the same species, and what should be accepted by society. Not my view of what should be accepted, but the same views that built our country which so many seem to be so eager to stray away from. I wasn’t judging the animals at all. I was making a comment on the people who were viewing it and finding humor.

        • Scorp November 6, 2011 at 4:24 pm #

          If all those watching it are so immoral, May I ask why you watched it? I mean the title says it all, Why even click the link let alone watch the video?

    • Fluffy September 10, 2010 at 9:16 am #

      How can what a chimp is doing not be natural? It’s not like it was trained by humans to do that.

      • iluvpocketfrogs August 16, 2011 at 9:09 pm #

        or was it? o.O

  36. Michael L. August 18, 2010 at 10:36 pm #

    Can I point out the HILARIOUS irony in the advertising on this page? Did no one else catch it???

    • Riyad Kalla August 19, 2010 at 6:34 am #

      Michael,

      Are they the Frogger ads showing? I’m seeing those now, but for the first week or so, god only knows why, but the ads that were showing up were from Oyster for “romantic getaways” — that was hilarious when I imagined a monkey and a frog in a little top-hot at a romantic all inclusive in the Bahamas together :)

    • AspirationsMissd November 17, 2010 at 5:12 pm #

      That was my first thought… are they seriously advertising for FROGGER?! =) Thanks for point it out, thought!

  37. Edward August 24, 2010 at 8:09 pm #

    As apes evolved to man, they began to develop primitive tools. What you’re observing here ladies and gentlemen, is a primitive flesh-light.

  38. littlestar August 27, 2010 at 1:15 pm #

    I have to say in all honesty folks, that although I really felt bad for the frog, I never laughed so hard at the comments being made here. Best belly laugh I have had in ions and I just want to thank you for sharing.

    • Riyad Kalla August 27, 2010 at 1:17 pm #

      littlestar, nothing like a good internet-induced laugh to make your day. I love those!

      • littlestar August 27, 2010 at 1:39 pm #

        OMG. I printed out the entire conversation here. I thought I would die laughing. Now my sides hurt. I have subscribed dear friend. Thanks, I feel totally refreshed!!

    • Mike H August 31, 2010 at 2:30 pm #

      oh littlestar … tell us how you really feel about this posting … i imagine you littlestar … sitting for hours looking at your monitor and laughing, laughing … laughing .. until (of course) you turn away to face your pathetic, lonely existence … and then i’ll bet the tears flow freely … if a littlestar cries alone in his/her basement 1-room apartment .. does anyone hear? no! poor littlestar LOL – (Laughs Out Loud) while blogging over and over, but CVS – (cries very softly) by him/her self …

      • Dr Haing S. Ngor August 31, 2010 at 2:38 pm #

        Take the grooming outside, dude.

        • Mike H August 31, 2010 at 2:49 pm #

          what’s the matter, doc? no more “frog wanking” prescriptions to give?

          • Dr Haing S. Ngor August 31, 2010 at 2:53 pm #

            Ter bantub tek nov ti na?

      • littlestar August 31, 2010 at 3:29 pm #

        Hi Mike! It must hurt to have that stick shoved so far up your ass,you can’t see humor anywhere, especially mother natures giving us a chuckle. I feel sorry for you.

        • littlestar August 31, 2010 at 6:50 pm #

          Oh and Mike, I mentioned earlier that I found all the comments to be hilarious, not the suffering of the frog or the actions of the chimp. Please read thoroughly before attacking people. What you said to me above was just mean and hateful. You’re an ass.

          • Mike H August 31, 2010 at 9:51 pm #

            I know. You are right and I’m sorry. I took out on you the frustration I felt against everyone laughing … i know that it seems so stupid to be angry about this (for so many reasons) yet im still pissed, just not at you. i really regret having said that. im not trying to start a hugfest or flip my stand, just offering apologies where they are due ..

            • littlestar September 1, 2010 at 6:01 am #

              Peace.

      • freddy frog May 29, 2011 at 12:46 pm #

        You sound like Hannibal the Cannibal Lecter…yummy yummy frog.

  39. UM August 27, 2010 at 6:13 pm #

    this is seriously the grossest thing i’ve ever seen, i just want to cry for the frog.

  40. Mike H August 31, 2010 at 11:14 am #

    This video is disturbing, not funny. If you are one of the fools who are “LMAO” or “L(ing)OL” or who “… can’t stop laughing ….” etc., please talk to a qualified doctor about your problem (cause clearly, you have a problem). AND … the fact that children were watching and laughing with adults during this neanderthalic and barbaric display of (for all intense and purpose) masturbation with a living being is just sad … nothing more. I feel dumber for having watched it and weep for the future.

    • Riyad Kalla August 31, 2010 at 11:52 am #

      Mike,

      Thank you for taking the time to cure the internet.

      Sincerely,
      Earth

      • Mike H August 31, 2010 at 2:05 pm #

        Riyad … come on, dude … this video isnt funny by any standards … im not trying to ‘cure’ anything .. human nature deems that there will always be the “riyad’s” of the internet … and i know that i cant do a dammed thing about it. keep doing your part to “provide a good resource that helps people ..” what next? lowland gorilla assf-rapes a poodle?

        • Riyad Kalla August 31, 2010 at 2:58 pm #

          Mike,

          If you are serious about having a real conversation about this, I totally dismiss your opinion because it is absolute and conclusive with no room for understanding anyone else’s perspective.

          I had a more thorough reply to “SuperMom” here that effectively had the same reaction as you did.

          I really am fine with people not finding this funny or finding it sick. I get that.

          I could absolutely see how a person, raised a certain way and having certain beliefs, could view this video and literally interpret it as the sickest most perverted thing they’ve ever seen and more or less toss everyone that finds it amusing under the bus… assuming they had a bus.

          I don’t like black or white thinking… that is a way of looking at life and putting everything in 1 of 2 buckets: good or bad. The down side to B/W thinking is that you toss the baby out with the bathwater more times than not because of it.

          Like you did.

          You came into this thread that 10s of thousands of people have viewed and laughed about, and made the comment that anyone that thinks this is amusing or funny is sick and needs help.

          Seriously? I mean it… are you *fucking* serious?

          You just took say 30,000 and threw them into the “bad” bucket in your mind… they are all sicko’s… all have problems and you don’t want anything to do with them.

          I think you are wrong.

          I don’t agree with that. I cannot say “Yep, Mike H made a educated AND prudent decision about everyone that enjoyed this video” — you didn’t, it was just a hell of a lot easier for you to dismiss the shit out of everyone than try and understand why anyone would find this funny.

          If you had come in here and said something to the effect “I really find this video sick… I suppose I can see how some folks would find this funny thought, it just isn’t me” I wouldn’t have any problem with that.

          So that’s where our friendship stands… at an impasse.

          P.S.> If you find other Riyad’s on the internet let me know, I’ve never met one :)

          • Mike H August 31, 2010 at 5:30 pm #

            Riyad – your argument is precisely what is wrong with our society.
            I think we have become too gray. No rights. No wrongs. Just differences of opinion. Look, just because a bunch of people think this is funny doesn’t make them right. If a child were being raped, I’m pretty sure no one would find it funny BUT what if the majority of viewers did find child-rape funny? Would that make them right?
            There are three things that make this video (and those that think it’s amusing); sick. First, it involves the torture of a frog. True, a human cannot say, for sure, that the frog is in pain, but a calculated guess concludes that it is. Next, it is being tortured … and most certainly will be killed, for the sexual pleasure of a primate. Thirdly, children are watching and laughing WITH adults while this is happening.
            I have no problem with explaining ‘mating turtles’ to my children AND … frankly, I would laugh my ass off if this monkey were fu*king a knothole in a tree … but to see a helpless, living thing; albeit a frog … used in such a manner is disturbing. AND most people should agree to that. Still not convinced? I read about people all the time who are arrested, fined and jailed for animal abuse for killing cats, dogs, even squirrels … abuse of a living thing is wrong. Those who find it amusing are wrong. For these reasons it is clearly a black and white issue. If you still don’t agree, then you probably believe that anyone jailed for possessing child porn should be released, because hey, if 10000 people viewed it and liked it … it must be okay.

            • Mike H August 31, 2010 at 5:41 pm #

              One more thing. You worte:

              “You just took say 30,000 and threw them into the “bad” bucket in your mind… they are all sicko’s… all have problems and you don’t want anything to do with them. I think you are wrong.”

              I’m wrong? You have to agree that I DO have the right to believe whatever I want … it’s only when I’m wanting to shutdown websites like this that I navigate choppy free-speech waters. That’s not what I’m saying. I think you have the right to post this crap … I just think it’s disturbing (and that those who find it funny) are disturbing/disturbed and … that’s my right!

              • Independent September 14, 2010 at 5:18 pm #

                Yes, your right maybe to FEEL that way. But to judge them as a person or try to put them down is not acceptable. You are out of line and way too judgemental. Why do you care so much about what they think. What the fuck does it matter to you? Does it effect you personally? No.

            • Dr Haing S. Ngor August 31, 2010 at 7:54 pm #

              Thanks Mike for giving such great examples of logical fallacies and weak analogies (is there a paedo equivalent of Godwin’s Law?). I see little more than self righteous moralistic name calling which, quite frankly, offends me more than the video above. You should be thankful that this video gives you a chance to be so superior – I mean, that must be why you hang around, right?

              As for the events in the video, lets face it, what’s funny is the sex aspect of it. If the monkey just killed the frog, noone would be laughing. We see in his behavior our own animalistic qualities which, coupled with the absurdity of the image, makes us laugh. I also felt compassion for the frog at the same time, however. Sorry if that muddies your beloved black and white catagorisations.

              As for the people laughing on camera, what do you expect them to do? Jump in the monkey enclosure and save the frog? Just walk on and pretend it never happened? Laughter is often caused by shock as much as anything else. Its not like they bought popcorn to go and watch the great frog-fucking spectacle.

              I’m sorry the world doesn’t behave in accordance with your reality tunnel – maybe its healthier to adjust your beliefs rather than try and order the world to match them.

              Namasté

              • Mike H August 31, 2010 at 8:51 pm #

                im not self righteous at all. and im not (in the least) thankful for this video .. i do like the exchange of ideas though …. no, i am just so tired. im 46 .. at one time in my life i would have laughed at this too. i get it. but now i know that regardless of the subconsciously funny reasons to laugh, to me, it’s just sad to see a living creature abused in this manner. i think what upsets me is that i often feel as helpless as that frog … sometimes I think the world throat-fucks me and most everyone i know and there’s nothing we can do about it. some of us laugh and some (like me) stop laughing … we finally say … damn, im being fucked. yes, i wish in vain for the perfect world i know will never exist. i see the same bullshit being repeated over and over. i will say one thing about you though … you’re much more interesting than i first gave you credit for being … your opinion is well thought-out and intelligent (not that im any expert) …

                • Dr Haing S. Ngor September 1, 2010 at 1:43 am #

                  No probs, dude. I get where you are coming from. If nothing else you’ve sparked some debate! When things (particularly the man-made things) get too savage, I remind myself that its truly incredible that anything exists at all, let alone complex life and let alone me. Joseph Campbell said that life was like a beautiful opera, the only problem was that it hurts but you have to embrace it or as he put it take “joyful participation in the sorrows of the world.”

                  We went from the first manned flight to the moon in 66 years. We ain’t all that bad ;-)

                  Be well.

                • ashford March 17, 2012 at 7:01 am #

                  simple solution, why don’t you just kill yourself? i’m not trying to be rude, but if your that miserable and know things wont change, just end it. I for one know this world and life in general is rubbish, but I just find it all so funny

              • Bartholemew Mitosis April 15, 2011 at 9:18 pm #

                “We see in his behavior our own animalistic qualities which, coupled with the absurdity of the image, makes us laugh. I also felt compassion for the frog at the same time, however. Sorry if that muddies your beloved black and white catagorisations.”
                ^this is the most intelligent rationale for why people who laugh at this video are not sick for doing so.

          • SuperMom September 1, 2010 at 5:16 am #

            Look around… there’s too much gray in the world. When things were viewed as black & white, bucket 1 and bucket 2, the world was a much better place. When people were embarrassed to show their “inner perv.” (which we all have to an extent) and made sound decisions based on what is right and wrong using their morals and propriety. I am afraid for my children’s future in this world that is spiraling out of control. Who knows, in 20 years it may be funny to 30,000 people to view a woman/child/man (anyone) being raped on link such as this. Would that make it ok because that many people viewed it as humorous? I don’t think so. As a society we are in a sorry state and this whole monkey/frog thing is just an example of how far the human race has fallen. If throwing 30,000 ill-moral people under a bus could theoretically save us, you bet I would throw them under the bus.

            • Mike H September 1, 2010 at 8:02 am #

              Supermom – There is something wrong with too much black and white (… think Salem, MA in 1692) and most definitely something wrong with too little (as our society seems to be experiencing more of in today’s world) . I think, to help with the gray areas there are easy-to-spot identifiers: WRONG = death (murder, killing, crashes, etc), torture (of any living creature), and rape (even the prison rape of a convicted rapist) … these types of things (in my opinion) are clearly wrong and anyone who thinks otherwise (in my opinion) is wrong too. However, the internet allows us such anonymity that thousands of people can be vulgar and shocking while responding to the most hurtful and hateful of content, the same people who would never say such things if they had to identify themselves. I think if Riyad were to post a graphic video of the holocaust or of an innocent victim being raped or murdered, that there would be thousands of people blogging how funny they think it is. Our society needs to work together and agree to a framework of what is basically appropriate and what is not. I’m not saying BAN anything, I believe in the first amendment. I’m saying … help foster a society that ultimately thinks a video of a monkey in a zoo, prying a frog’s mouth open and fucking it to death in front of children is just not funny.

              • Independent September 14, 2010 at 5:31 pm #

                Are you even from the U.S.? If so you would know that NO ONE in thier right mind would laugh at an innocent victim being raped or murdered. As Americans we tend to VERY strongly fight against that shit and would report that person asap because even taping and posting that would be a crime. And you are looking at it all wrong… in this video the victim is a frog… get over it. Also, this video could also be considered educational. are you going to bitch about the Discovery Channel show videos of a lion attacking and eating a deer?

              • laughing October 27, 2010 at 3:10 am #

                Supermom and Mike. im not an expert in any field but i can say for a face that theres nothing sick about this video, people laughing at it are simply enjoying life. your missing the point when you talk about blacks whites and grays and the point of life is to be as happy as possible and survive. the monkey is trying to be happy, the poor toad probably was too but he wasnt so lucky, and the rest of us laughing at the video are all just trying to get through our days like the rest of the world. smile, enjoy it for its pure innocence

            • Fluffy September 10, 2010 at 9:20 am #

              If anything, people are fighting against rape and sexism more and more.

            • anon September 29, 2010 at 11:36 am #

              it’s already here, and it’s called /b/

  41. Dr Haing S. Ngor August 31, 2010 at 11:33 am #

    Mike H,

    I’m a qualified doctor and it looks to me like you have a near fatal case of pious self-righteousness. I prescribe a two week course of vigorous frog wanking immediately.

    • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:44 am #

      fricking GOLD!

  42. sean August 31, 2010 at 5:39 pm #

    I guess frog-head > than monkey-pussy

  43. JV September 14, 2010 at 3:29 pm #

    LMAO at this video! Thanks for posting this it made my day! I am still amazed that this Monkey knew how to pry open a frogs mouth and fuck it to death, that is if its still alive after a couple of hot shots of Monkey Spew! OMG! I’m still laughing out this! serious this is really funny and its nature way of trying to teach us how to laugh. Really is it sin to laugh, come on! its a GD Monkey F’n A Toad, just even saying that puts laughter in my mind. On second thought maybe the Monkey is Possessed. The bible talks about how Jesus cast out demons into pigs. so maybe the monkey has a F the Frog Demon in it and it needs Deliverance. LOL!!

    • littlestar September 14, 2010 at 4:00 pm #

      JV, you are funnier than hell! I hope you took the time to read all of the commentary above if you wanna continue laughing your ass off. Your new edition had me rereading and laughing all over again.

      • JV September 14, 2010 at 4:32 pm #

        Thank You Littlestar and yes I did read all the comments – its the best part about this blog. I am still laughing about this site.

        On a more serious note:
        I just don’t understand how some people can post hateful things on this blog… Maybe it was that recent God awful Disney Cartoon ” The Princess and the Frog ” which brainwashed some people to think that it is unjust to Head-Rape a Frog and Rage is placed instead of laughter. IMO, Nature’s simple fact is: when primates and amphibians come together its post to funny!

        • littlestar September 23, 2010 at 6:02 am #

          Keep on laughin’ dude!!!

    • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:46 am #

      GOLD!

  44. anon September 20, 2010 at 12:30 pm #

    poor frog

  45. Anonymus September 22, 2010 at 5:01 pm #

    GODDAMN MONKEY STOLE MY IDEA

    • littlestar September 23, 2010 at 6:03 am #

      See, this is what I’m talking about. The comments are far funnier than the video!!!!!!!!

      • Anonymus September 23, 2010 at 3:28 pm #

        I put that hoping that idiot supermom would comment telling me I have no soul or some bull shit like that

        • littlestar September 23, 2010 at 5:11 pm #

          You got a good sense of humor, and know how to laugh. Bravo.

  46. Alex September 27, 2010 at 2:03 pm #

    Wow, what’s the come to when people think rape is funny…

    • littlestar September 27, 2010 at 4:11 pm #

      Nobody thinks rape is funny. This is nature. I did not laugh at the incident itself, I laughed at all the hilarious comments being made. Big difference. NO, rape is not funny.

  47. anon September 29, 2010 at 11:25 am #

    on a non-flame, non-objection, and non-mangled-english note, I think that this is pretty incontrovertible proof that humans and dolphins aren’t the only ones who have sex for pleasure.

  48. cocolita September 30, 2010 at 10:32 am #

    Even better than the video OR the comments, there was an advertisement for Frogger next to the video. Hmm….

  49. wayno October 2, 2010 at 3:18 am #

    ever thought that the frog attacked the monkey.

    • littlestar October 2, 2010 at 5:38 am #

      That thought never crossed my mind, but thanks for bringing it up…….pondering……

  50. wayno October 2, 2010 at 3:43 am #

    have watched the movie again and yep i reckon he was trying like hell to get that sucker off..dumb monkey.

  51. JT October 6, 2010 at 12:56 pm #

    I just had the best laugh I have had in a while. Thank you all!

    • littlestar October 6, 2010 at 4:37 pm #

      I loved the whole thing and reread it. The comments are priceless, the video, eh, not so much. Good for a very robust laugh attack. It’s really good for your health to crack up, just sayin’.

  52. JT October 6, 2010 at 1:16 pm #

    That frog was selling herself on the corner. I wonder if the chimp pimped-out the frog later?

    • littlestar October 6, 2010 at 4:35 pm #

      These days, who knows? With this economy, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

  53. skitzo October 6, 2010 at 9:21 pm #

    hi im just an impressionable little kid….
    i bough a frog and have weird worts now…
    at least there was no mess :)

    • littlestar October 7, 2010 at 4:13 am #

      Sorry little kid, be careful where you put that frog, warts can be unsightly.

  54. Zman October 9, 2010 at 8:17 pm #

    Clearly the Chimp was confused regarding the meaning of the word Amphi-BI-an.

  55. DM Turner October 15, 2010 at 3:40 pm #

    So the monkey wanted a little D.M.T…. give him a break. We could all use a little Dimethyltryptamine in our lives.
    Oh wait, we all already do! Dream away my friends, Dream away…

  56. earth3rd October 19, 2010 at 8:02 am #

    The chimps name is Clinton… and “no” thats not sex!!!

    • littlestar October 19, 2010 at 1:15 pm #

      He, he.

    • anon October 27, 2010 at 3:17 am #

      i wish the monkey would turn his perverted little attention from innocent frogs to self-rightous supermoms.

      side note: Dr. Haing, you are indeed a very bright man and i hope you continue to spread ideals of education and tolerance. you are my guru. teach me

      • Supermom October 27, 2010 at 9:30 am #

        Anon,

        Getting a little personal here, maybe you and the monkey have something in common. Perhaps you have a fondness for frogs as well, just saying.

        “Rightous” Supermom

        • thinker October 28, 2010 at 4:12 pm #

          ohh the inhumanity……………..Well sums it up really apes do not have a sense of morality like we do. As to the question where did it get the idea from may i suggest thats a pretty smart chimp who associates pink fleshy objects as where its supposed to put its d**k in . It probably saw the frog open its mouth before and associated it with sex and so ambushed it like it would have done a female chimp. Did any one notice the “young” chimp scarpering when the Alpha male turned up at the end.. Classic teen caught wanking behaviour.. i didnt find the act itself funny nor did i have any particular sympathy for the frog.. Without intelligence and the ability to display pain the frog is nothing more than a biological computer..Still I dont believe we need to worry particularily about kids seeing this video and being disturbed they simply wouldnt understand it..unless they already do . Laughing at this does not mean your a bad person but laughing at a human doing this would make you a sick person its not the same thing at all. Supermom just cause you do not have the intelligence to distract a child from associating this video as a sex act does not mean the internet police should ban it. An all people wailing about the poor frog show me some proof that the frog was hurt by this act, prove he will remember this act tomorrow, and prove he did not recieve a protein rich meal.

          • Supermom November 4, 2010 at 6:07 am #

            Thinker,
            My concern was never my children watching a chimp and frog in an inclosure, I simply would not allow that happen. Get your facts straight, especially before trying to insult someone’s intelligence in attempt to make your own seem superior. Might want to rethink your name also.

            Supermom

  57. garett November 1, 2010 at 2:55 am #

    Hello my ragtime gal.

  58. Innocent Bystander November 8, 2010 at 8:00 pm #

    Well, Mr. Little Chimpy…it’s all fun and games using Mr. Froggy as your own personal fleshlight. But I’d be careful with your social experimentations – I wouldn’t try this with Mr. Alligator or Ms. Snapping Turtle!

    Seriously, as interesting as this clip is, I find some of the comments much more illuminating. Especially the rape comments. Classic anthropomorphic perspective of nature, IMHO. If these posters had their way, Mr. Little Chimpy would be sent to bed without supper for a month. I particularly get a chuckle out of anyone who can feign internet outrage like “Supermom”. Seriously, “Supermom”? If you’re a troiler, well played! If you’re serious, I feel sorry for your “Superkids”.

    • littlestar November 9, 2010 at 5:42 am #

      Mr. Alligator and Ms. Snapping Turtle, OMG, whodathunk?? I stand by my opinion, that the comments here are far more entertaining than the video. Still grinning!!!!

  59. Trollinia November 11, 2010 at 11:47 am #

    Too Long…..Didnt read.

  60. Rufus_T_Firefly November 14, 2010 at 4:20 pm #

    Can’t

    stop

    laughing.

    Sides

    hurt.

    Make

    it

    stop.

    • littlestar November 14, 2010 at 4:51 pm #

      I told you!!! Funny as hell!!! It will never stop. Reread it for extra side aching pleasure.

  61. Samantha November 17, 2010 at 3:41 pm #

    I laughed at this. I also looked at as though it were a train wreck an I couldn’t seem to look away.

    To the people declaring this is sick and anyone who laughs at it is sick; fine you have your opinion but trolling along insulting people isn’t the way to get your idea across in a calm, adult, educated manner.

    If and when I have children they will know the truth about absolutely everything they ask about. No awkward silences. What is WRONG with society today is that everyone shelters their children from way to much. Exposing them intentionally is one thing, for example I wouldn’t pull up this video and show it to them. If I had been present for it though I would have explained it in as calm a manner as possible.

    The Chimp is doing what chimps do, he is finding something to occupy his time, he is utilizing something he sees as a tool. There isn’t anything wrong with this in nature because animals do strange things, but this isn’t acceptable behavior for a person.

    Aside from all that I know a woman with two children. Her children are THE BEST most INTELLIGENT, mild mannered children I have ever met and it is because she is honest with them. She feels if they are old enough to ask about something they are old enough to have the honest truth. Her Eight year old daughter heard people talking about how Micheal Jackson was bad, so she sat down and talked with her about it.

    Being offended by the video is fine, but berating other people for NOT being offended is childish behavior.
    Keep in mind a calm, adult discussion will get you further than childish ranting or temper tantrums.

    You all have a nice day. =D

    • Pecker Brown November 18, 2010 at 8:23 pm #

      Now I know why we only eat the legs…

      • Sam May 24, 2011 at 7:50 am #

        this could be the best ever coment on this thread!

  62. Froggy Idea January 23, 2011 at 10:34 pm #

    Quick, lets start providing inflatable love frogs to the zoo!

  63. aminoashley February 10, 2011 at 7:24 pm #

    Chimpanzees are not monkeys, they are apes
    jesus christ why does no one get that

  64. freddy March 6, 2011 at 3:46 am #

    rape give us a break. that frog has been busted for loitering around mens washrooms and rides on a float,shaped like a lilly pad,with his little leather collar every year in the pride parade. the poor lonely chimp was the victim here…….like so many before.

  65. synthie March 24, 2011 at 4:25 am #

    I can’t say I undertstand why this is funny…

    • jackson March 26, 2011 at 3:22 pm #

      The muppets will never be the same without Kermit

      • jackson March 26, 2011 at 3:23 pm #

        do to Curious George

  66. littlestar May 24, 2011 at 10:46 am #

    It’s been awhile since anything new has been posted on this thread, and I am so glad that it is still here and getting attention. I have read this entire thing several times, and again, I do not particularly find the chimp and frog thing funny in and of itself,but the comments here are priceless and more entertaining than I could have ever imagined. I am saving this so that I can revisit this thread and be entertained and laugh myself sick all over again!!!!!

    • fred armstrong May 24, 2011 at 1:29 pm #

      FUNKEY

  67. littlestar May 25, 2011 at 9:41 am #

    Funkey! That’s a good one!!!

    • littlestar May 25, 2011 at 9:43 am #

      One frog says to the other frog, ” Hey dude, I got a chimp in my throat!” Get it? Snort.

  68. Kermit Lover May 29, 2011 at 7:15 am #

    This still doesn’t answer the age old question if a frog’s ass is watertight.

    • littlestar May 29, 2011 at 6:06 pm #

      I don’t know about that. I never heard that before. Is a frog’s ass watertight?

      • JT May 29, 2011 at 6:47 pm #

        No. A frog’s ass is only water resistant and usually only to 30 meters. Monkey and/or Chimp cock voids this warranty though.

        • littlestar May 30, 2011 at 7:45 am #

          ROFLMAO! Thank you. I learned something new today!!

        • littlestar May 30, 2011 at 7:47 am #

          Someone else made this comment, but I had to post Too cute!

          Frog + chimp = treefrog!!!!!

  69. Gracie July 3, 2011 at 3:23 am #

    Mrs. Chimp is gonna have a fit if she catches him with his pocket toad, he probably hides it in his underwear drawer…

    • littlestar July 3, 2011 at 6:18 am #

      Pocket toad! New laughing fit! Thanks Gracie!

  70. Sajid Beg August 4, 2011 at 3:54 pm #

    ROFL not for the video but to read comments! most funniest part was; where a dude ‘anti Riyad Kala’ (The Super Speller) comments and others reply him. + all above comments are my ever best/funniest reading on the internet.!

  71. beliga October 13, 2011 at 1:59 pm #

    Since a chimp does it, it’s okay? I guess rape is fine then. The fact is, no animal wants to be raped, so why let it happen? What if an alien just watched as your mother got raped by a mutated donkey? I bet you’d be laughing.

    • Scorp November 6, 2011 at 5:04 pm #

      The chimp has no CONCEPT of OUR rights and wrongs, What part of that don’t you people get? Chimps do not speak, go to school, and they cannot read, This chimp is not a human and they do not live by the same VALUES we do. Yes it was most likely a horrifying experience for the Frog/toad but Jesus people it happened, there’s no way to go back in time and make it un-happen, you will never change the minds of those who did giggle, So get over it.

      And to Mike and Supermom and anyone else who thinks absolutely everything should be black and white, I hate to tell you this but you’ll never get your wish. I love nature and animals and have raised everything from Scorpions to Bunnies and Cats and Dogs and Squirrels. I have spent sleepless night sacrificing my health bottle feeding creatures that need food every 2 hours which means a maximum of an hour and a half of sleep for weeks until the animal is weaned. I am Pro-Life for humans and against animal cruelty in any fashion including Six Flags Halloween promotion to get to the front of the line by eating Cockroaches. I have given everything I could to help neighbors take care of their families as well, this includes back breaking labor and sleepless nights. So by your Black and White definitions knowing only that makes me sound like a pretty good person, Yes? But I honestly couldn’t help but giggle at this video so than that overwrites everything I’ve accomplished in my life and puts me in your bad bucket right?

      It’s a chimp, It cannot perform animal cruelty because it would need to be able to understand why the act is considered cruel. Humans have guidelines most of us understand Murder/Rape = Wrong and Horrible but how could we impose those guidelines on an animal that cannot understand the reasoning behind it? And it’s also quite stupid to act like your opinion is FACT. Facts are something that can be undeniably scientifically proven, Can you prove the chimp knew this was mean? Can you prove everyone who liked this video or giggled is themselves a rapist/pedophile? Can you prove the frog died or was in pain? (Though logic says yeah) Can you prove all the people who laughed are bad people in general who go around hurting others and making their lives miserable? NO and that is something that is a fact, Because you cannot prove any of those things as you do not know any of these people in real life to even legitimately speak on their character and you do not know if this is a normal chimp behavior just never before filmed or how it affected the frog (Goldfish have a memory span of 4 seconds so if the toad survived who knows how long he even remembered the incident?)

      I read every comment here and am stunned by just how serious some people took it. In my OPINION people who are soooo appalled by this should not have clicked the link. If the people who laughed are so sick you must be as well since the same morbid curiosity led you here, It wasn’t a virus that forced you onto this page and it certainly could not have been an accident that you watched it because you have to click the play button. You knew what you’d be seeing and you came here anyway so then I suppose you belong in the bad bucket as well.

  72. Anonymous December 12, 2011 at 7:46 pm #

    I found this while some friends and I were typing in random search terms, going down 6 results, and reading the 3rd paragraph for laughs. Then we decided to watch the video. And you know what? They laughed too.

    As for me, the only thing more perverse than the money is your comments.

    For one, you’re debunking each other based on grammar and writing instead of content and perspective, while committing blunders yourself. If you’re going to criticize someone because they use texting slang, you would do well to remember your own spelling and that it’s so prevalent in our society that it is defacto English. Perhaps not in a book, but the language isn’t in the books it’s in the mouths of those who speak it.

    Secondly, to exclaim that it’s nature is a complete fallacy. For one, all that exists, has existed, or will otherwise exist, is nature by definition. Evil and perversion are part of nature, not necessarily does that in any way automatically excuse the behavior of species who KNOW BETTER.

    It is perverse, not because it’s ‘unnatural’ but because it deviates from the norm and original function. Putting one’s penis in another species is perverse because it does not result in procreation as the natural biological function of a penis other than urinating. It is perverse because it is not what every chimpanzee, or any species does all the time. It signals that this primate has a mentality that does not promote survival and proliferation of the species. If it is, than it is maladaptive and that chimps genes are that much less likely to be passed on, this lowers genetic diversity by one, and is at least one less potential offspring, assuming the chimpanzee achieved orgasm.

    As for the obvious avoidance of the real issue: Momto2, you damn well know they weren’t talking about the primate being perverted. The main argument of their comment was that the children were laughing, watch the video, at least some of the remaining adults were laughing and thus encouraging the children to laugh, thereby showing acceptance of the behavior. We’re more impressionable than chimpanzees because we can learn more. Think for a moment of last year, when some girls were gang-raped outside of a school dance while dozens of onlookers watched… And cheered them on. Applauding, even other girls clapped. You think this has nothing to do with humans? The chimps could very well have learned it from us. Do you really truly believe that we’ll all be better off if we accepted and did the very same thing that the chimpanzee did but to others? I doubt you’d want to be throat-raped while others watched, laughed, mocked you, said poor you, but did absolutely nothing to help and instead encouraged their children to do the same?

    Many of you are sick in your thinking, partly because it is cloudy reasoning and often using wordplay to disregard the real arguments, but mostly because of your assumptions. To say it is nature does not mean it is necessarily beneficial. To call others a pussy because they do not wish to derange their children as you were made unhealthy in your ways. To be hypocrites. To actively argue that not only is it acceptable for the chimpanzee, but to actively denounce others simply because they found the actions of the presumed parents reprehensible. What exactly is your point? That we should do the opposite? One of you said it’s sexuality, is it? What sexuality? Human, chimpanzee, frog, nonspecific? No, it was not sexual because there was no gene-to-gene transfer, there was no procreation. That’s like saying I’m driving because I have a steering wheel in my hand.

    I’m sure you drive yourselves mad at night feeling guilty for your own numerous misdeeds and avoid it by delving even deeper into the twisted looking for… What? Respite? More guilt? I don’t know you but I know what you’ve said, and I would bet seriously that many of you spend late nights searching up extreme and abnormal sex acts. I would even bet that you sometimes get a lump in your throat from how sickening what you look at is. And I’d bet that you, Riyad Kalla is a lonely man at heart. I bet you don’t even know how to truly relate to people any more… It’s jokes and complaints all the time, rarely a real discussion.

    Because what you’ve been attacking, most of you, is that someone has the right to take their children away from something that will not benefit them in life or humanity as a species.

    A few such as Momto2 argued that morals are a human construct. Then where was the human example of them here?
    I don’t really find the chimpanzee offensive, it doesn’t comprehend the larger effects of it’s actions, blissfully unaware because it just felt good. Who cares. What I find offensive is human actions. Those of you not arguing for the inherent rights of a chimpanzee to throat-rape a frog to reasonably presumable death, if not by now, then eventually; those of you defended your points too poorly to be considered viable, you allowed unhealthy thinking to dominate yours. Those of you who say poor frog, that you felt bad for it but laughed, I can understand, yet the issue isn’t how the frog is feeling, but the human response. I’m sure someone there felt bad about the frog, but no one through so much as a slushie, or stick, or whatever at the chimp to make him stop. You say human morals are made by humans? Morality appears in actions, and the only actions I saw on the video was cowardice and the only ones I see here are avoidance and excuses. I’m sure a lot of people ‘feel bad’ about the women who get raped in public, or the people who just got mugged, or those who are made distressingly poor by antagonistic economics.

    Go ahead laugh, it’s okay too. Yet if you’re going to attack people for saying things like: “I wouldn’t let my children see this.” Ask yourself what the point of you being here is. Why do you even exist based on what you’re doing at this very moment. Are you a positive force or are you just dragging the rest of us who want to take a chance and instill compassion, boldness, kindness, and respect in the coming generations as well as our own?

    I would guarantee that every one of you is largely unsatisfied with life when you don’t have enough toys around to distract you from the crushing impotence and self-loathing. Spend a day alone, not doing anything, alone in your thoughts, truly and honestly face yourself. Can you say you find happiness there?

    If not, then go out and better the world. Join a movement, or show your personal strengths, help others, or at the very least help yourself instead of poisoning the world. You damn well know how this will end if people choose to think that there is nothing to do but laugh at the unhealthy things and mock those who do otherwise while doing nothing beneficial except dispense cheap laughs. You know how it will continue if we take our survival and development as the one time opportunity that it is.

    So why all the avoidance? Or are you really that afraid of taking responsibility for the human actions in this video and on this page.

    I found some of your comments funny, but what are the underlying beliefs behind them?

    That’s all I have to say as it’s TL;DR enough already.

    • Scorp January 14, 2012 at 9:18 am #

      Well I get your point you do realize the Chimps were behind glass so trying to stop the behavior by throwing something at the chimp would’ve been completely pointless (Since said object would’ve bounced back and him the person throwing it) You say the chimps act was meaningless because he was not trying to procreate, but you do not even know if there were any females in the same enclosure, Many zoos separate until they want breeding to occur.

      Also you cannot claim it’s against nature when you do not know for certain. Chimps are well known for masturbating so perhaps this behavior has just never been filmed before. Unless you do in fact spend all day with chimps in a setting where it would be possible for this to occur you cannot KNOW this particular chimp is mentally unstable. There’s plenty of things that happen all the time in nature that we’ve yet to witness and plenty of sex acts are for gratification only and not to produce babies. Many times I’ve seen 2 males birds or dogs trying to have sex with each other and certainly they KNOW this will not lead to offspring.

      Saying that something cannot be sexual because sex implies trying to actually breed also sounds silly to me. By that definition any masturbation is not sexual and anyone who’s had a vasectomy/tubal ligation is not being sexual when they have SEX because it will not result in more of the species. So does the whole Driving/Steering wheel thing apply to those who cannot have children but still wish to have sex with their partner?

      You also say the chimps very well could’ve learned this behavior from us, Which makes no sense because not only would a man have to throat rape a frog for that to happen but he would’ve had to do that in the zoo (Which I’m sure would’ve made headlines) How could it be possible for the chimp to learn that behavior from us? I’d never seen or heard of any human doing this although now I’m sure there’s a few freaks who have tried since this video was released.

      • kimmik May 30, 2012 at 6:55 pm #

        Oh, I am sure the Human Species, will try just about anything(the Sickos) atleast,
        the one’s who posted it, after 7-8 year’s ago!! Hey, anybody, try to find out if that chimp is still kickin-it???

    • kimmik May 30, 2012 at 7:13 pm #

      RIGHT-ON!!!!

      • kimmik May 30, 2012 at 7:15 pm #

        To You, Anonymous !!

  73. VanGala February 16, 2012 at 3:44 pm #

    Frog prince was out for a stroll, looking for the perfect princess to kiss….too bad he found a Gay chimp n ended up giving HIM a BJ ….. LMFAO
    its 4:14 in the morning n am laughing like a lunatic….

  74. JT February 20, 2012 at 1:21 pm #

    So . . . did the STD test results arrive back from the lab yet for BoBo the Chimp? That Ho look dirty.

  75. Betsy April 4, 2012 at 12:12 pm #

    Wow, I have nothing but sympathy for this poor frog. What a horrible way to die.

  76. kimmik May 30, 2012 at 6:47 pm #

    I am so totally freaked by hearing about this, Thank’s Alot, (well, I saw/heard), about it on TMZ! Dang-it, you guys!! I wanted to take the TMZ Tour Bus someday, and I usually watch you. Now, I’m saying, “I’m gonna BoyCott you”, and then I got to Google-It to see if it really is true, and then, I find-out it was at the Honolulu Zoo, and now I’m saying, “Thanks Alot, now I gotta BoyCott the H. Zoo!!
    I have never in my half a century, on this Earth, Ever Friggin’ heard about two such different animals, (or one,such different animal), grabbing a animal. well amphibian to have s#$, relations with!! I just Hope my Daughter’s don’t Hear about this(Yea, Wishful Thinking, being 14 & 16 ) I can’t Filter Anything from them!! About the only thing I can Think of is being at the S.D, ca. Zoo, when they were Toddler’s, and Mom happened to get the “2″ orang’s having “normal” relations, up against the Plexy-Glass, and they (my Daughter’s), were to young to even realize what was happening, before my Husband hustled them out the exit, and to this Day, I know they haven’t seen the VHS tape, that has the evidence on it!! Soooooo, YUCK!!! is all I can say……

  77. kimmik May 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm #

    I agree , except for the Cock-Roach thing, I say, “Hey, Everybody, Eat as many as You Like!”, I for one do not Care for them, and Forgive-Me, but if anyone can tell me what Purpose they Serve, in the Circle of Life, I will most Likely change my Opinion. “All For Positive, None for Negative!!”

  78. Navigateur June 15, 2012 at 5:08 am #

    It’s interesting that many of you find suffering funny. I wonder if you would find it funny if you were the victim.

    Maybe when that happens I will laugh at you and explain to you how funny it is.

  79. ks July 10, 2012 at 9:04 am #

    wow who new a frog can give a good blow job, the discovers we find out

  80. ks July 10, 2012 at 9:07 am #

    me to that where i hear about it from

  81. effee October 7, 2012 at 6:30 pm #

    Uh, actually that’s a chimpanzee, not a monkey. Also, frogs are reptiles, not animals as someone commented. Need to study some zoology.

  82. Dylan July 1, 2013 at 12:10 pm #

    that frog will be sitting in the shower later attempting in vain to wash the shame away

  83. JaiGuru March 21, 2014 at 8:20 pm #

    So…moneky-kind’s first invention is the pocket pussy…

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