Max Payne Trailer – Not Too Shabby

In lighter news, the trailer for the Max Payne movie with Mark Wahlberg has come out… doesn’t look too bad, looks about a 6 out of 10 just because of the implied cheese factor; little things you notice, like how his gritty, world-trodden trench coat is brand new and pristine or the snow-covered Glock… cause he was standing there for 15mins holding his gun out so snow could land on it?

Otherwise looks pretty action packed and has that Ukrainian girl (Olga Kurylenko) from Hitman in it and she got nekkid in Hitman sooooo… fingers crossed!

NOTE: Correction below…

We are very pro-naked around here; in fact, I wrote the Vatican asking for them to declare the last Sunday of everything month as “Topless Church Sunday for Jesus”, but got no response.

I bought plane tickets and am probably going to go meet with the pope directly about this though, so I’ll keep you guys posted. I guess if I had to wrap up my feeling about this in one word… I basically feel like I’m doing God’s work.

So your welcome, God.

DOH, I’m wrong! It was actually Mila Kunis in the movie I guess… man doesn’t this look like Olga though?

Check out the trailer and see what you think… there is a scene towards the end where she finally looks like Mila Kunis; I just assumed the movie had evil-love-interest and good-love-interest, and at some point they fight each other covered in oil for Max’s love. Which is sort of like my real life, except more like Hugh Hefner’s life and nothing like mine.

http://ve3dmovies.ign.com/videos/03/20/32012_MaxPayneMovieTrailer.flv

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  1. JCorry 10. Jul, 2008 at 5:10 pm #

    I was under the impression Olga plays Mona’s sister so I’m pretty sure that is her.

  2. Riyad Kalla 10. Jul, 2008 at 5:57 pm #

    As awesome as that would be (Because she would probably get naked), I double-checked IMDB’s cast listing for the movie, no Olga, and double-checked Olga’s Actress listing and no luck their either (Max Payne wasn’t listed)

    I suppose it’s possible IMDB doesn’t have all the facts updated yet… that girl *Really* doesn’t look like Mila, so I guess you might be right.

    Got any links that talk about her in the movie? (Google search just turns up her roles in Hitman and the upcoming Bond movie, but nothing else)

  3. Alex Karpov 13. Aug, 2008 at 10:12 am #

    I have just seen the HD trailer for Max Payne, and the hot chick in the beginning of the trailer is 100% Olga Kurylenko. I don’t know why she isn’t credited on imdb, maybe because she’s cut from the movie, but i highly doubt that.

  4. Editor 13. Aug, 2008 at 2:17 pm #

    Ah HA! I knew it was her… Alex good eyes and thanks for the heads up.

    I wonder if they shot part of this movie with her, and then recast Mila but already had the trailer cut for it?

  5. Yana 23. Oct, 2008 at 10:00 pm #

    This is Olga Kurylenko, she plays Mona’s sister, and Mona is Mila Kunis. The movie was great by the way!

  6. Riyad Kalla 23. Oct, 2008 at 11:07 pm #

    Yana,

    Glad to hear! Did they manage to keep the tone dark and not get too campy?

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