Limb Lengthening

… I didn’t even know this existed, and don’t ask me how I found it, but I ran across a community dedicated to limb-lengthening… seriously! MakeMeTaller.info

So if you are short, and want to get taller, keep in mind you gotta do something like this:

Tibia Limb Lengthening

Which might look hilariously fun to some people, but I’d like to point out that you have a piece of a metal on your leg… pulling your bone slowly apart.

I seriously want to pass around right now, clutching my legs.

I’ve never been good at medical procedures, but figured I’d post this in case anyone reading is really short and doesn’t know where to turn. To make up for this post, I’m going to do a month long series on breast implants. I’m pretty sure the level of medical expertise I provide will cause Discovery Health to pick it up and run it… that’s pretty typical for my boob-related stories I write.

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