Laurence Hartje just sent me a picture of my new purpose in life… my muse… the reason I wake up every morning:
what are those you ask? Those are Krispy Kreme doughnuts, fried doughnuts incase you didn’t know, cut in half with what looks like a 1/2-pound patty, cheese and bacon.
So you go ahead and enjoy your weekend, but I’m already in training to begin eating these things day in and day out… so far I’ve gotten 11 sit-ups under my belts and took a 3hr nap, let’s rock.



I have a feeling this isn’t chocolate meeting peanut butter. Coconut shrimp and Hawaiian pizzas are still weird to me. This would just be silly.
I can’t believe you are not on board with this. In an age of energy-efficiency, cutting wasteful spending and removal of unnecessary wastes, people have simply combined their breakfasts and lunches into this glorious brunch creation.
Imagine how much more time people will have in the mornings now. And, since they didn’t eat the doughnut AND a hamburger bun, there are actually less carbs being consumed – good for preventing diabetes and trimming the waistline. By stopping only once in the late morning for a meal, we are saving gasoline, time and money.
Maybe you shouldn’t judge so quickly. This is science, innovation REVOLUTION, and you can’t see the forest for the trees. VERY disappointing.
Eating these is the only PATRIOTIC thing to do.
I’m eating one now. For America.
I agree – anyone who doesn’t eat these might as well join Al Qaida, the communist party, or both!
They should serve these on-base and red flag anyone that passes them up… then again we’d probably kill half the soldiers in a year with high cholesterol.
I’m on a diet so as long as you take off the cheese and added BBQ sauce I’d be ready to do!
hahha, Jens it’s good to see that this country still has Americauh-ian-s in it!
I’m trying to work on the next level of mid-day snack: Steak Power Bar.
It’s a power-bar that goes in your backpack or pocket, and it’s made out of steak. You really shouldn’t leave them in the sun, and really need to cook them ahead of time, but the power boost is really something.