You become a tree.
So apparently this guy in Indonesia got a cut on his knee when he was 15 and a wart appeared and then the shit storm broke loose all over his leg and spread throughout his body, hijacking his cells and demanding “One MILLION DOLLARS” while cruising around in a Bob’s Big Boy vessel.
Yeah – maybe next time you’ll LISTEN to mom when she says to disinfect that shit before you put the band-aid on no matter how the alcohol swab stings, you big baby.
Doctors now believe that it was attributed to the Human Papilloma Virus or HPV, generally passed on as an STD (maybe he was getting it on with the neighbor’s bush?) which normally only causes small warts, but in this guy’s case decided to sprout a big middle finger and exact revenge for some seriously bad karma in a past life or something.
He must have been a Lumberjack.
Editor’s Note: I cannot stop itching… especially that last picture, that isn’t even… god, I don’t even freaking know what is going on there, but I want to go pour pool acid over my body just-in-case.
I just…I mean…HOW? Well, does anybody have a string of lights and some tinsel?
No!!! This keeps haunting me! And it’s where I draw the line. How is this fine and dandy and boobs are off limits?
Seriously, though, do you really WANT to see his boobs?
Lol. So you enjoyed, eh Mike?
Mike, I’m with you. This makes me vomit, so it’s family-friendly… boobs make me smile and dance and sing… and that’s not family-friendly.
So just to recap:
* Vomit, family friendly
* Happiness and Love, not family friendly
double-standards… double-freaking-standards…