I Might Have a Sunburn… or Leprosy

Sometimes you are huge and totally ripped, and other times your chest itches and you just want to peel your skin off with a hand-rake. It really depends on the seasons and if you are allergic to cats or not.

What you see on the holy hell right there is a series of “scientific” shots of a German guy that was abusing steroids

(A) getting insane acne from it

(B) making me so fucking sick I can’t find my desk (not shown) and then 6 weeks of antibiotics resulting in life-long scars

(C) and an utter loss of all the muscle he had built up in (A)… what a waste of time.

Don’t get me wrong, I completely understand why people abuse steroids, when used properly (yes, there is actually a way to use steroids properly) the results are incredible, and if you can manage to keep the muscle on you are in for a nice treat but my god, there really is no wiggle room when it comes to keeping it on, you either keep busting your ass or say hello to flabby-town right away.

The other unforgiving thing about steroids is that not everyone’s body reacts the same to it. Some people get huge with no problems at all, others get uncontrollable aches and pains and a decent sized group having really adverse effects.

Some of the worst side effects I’ve ever seen is called Gynecomastia or “bitch tits” as they tend to get called around the gym, that just seems like a cruel joke especially when huge guys will get it… sort of kills the beach-image.

Other horrible side effects would certainly be insane-o-acne above and a few times I’ve seen guys stop using steroids for a while and get some pretty good sized guts even though their arms/chest/legs will stay pretty ripped, but for some reason their guts just bow out, like a barrel of candy… and I’ll admit wanting to hit 1 or 2 with a bat and see what happens.

You can also develop hugely mis-grown muscles like this guy (he’s a real guy, Tom-something, I forget his last name, but he was a drug-dealing hot shot that grew retardedly large arms until he got an infection in one arm from reusing a steroid needle, and tried to cut his own arm up in the bathroom to drain the puss and ended up tearing his own bicep and all this other ungodly-disgusting crap.

But one of the most common uses of steroids is creating super-cows:

… naw I’m just kidding, I just wanted to find a reason to post that. Those are actually a breed of incredible cow called the Belgian Blue Cow, I still can’t get over how big those things are.

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  1. daprincess 09. Oct, 2008 at 12:05 pm #

    that is fucking disgusting. but i’d ask him to pick it. i have a sickness…i like picking. maybe not when it was all bloody but before and after. gross…*vomit*

  2. Editor 10. Oct, 2008 at 8:36 am #

    Ok, I just made myself physically ill finding this… but if you like picking (and popping?) then is this a good thing or disgusting?

  3. weekiat 26. Aug, 2009 at 4:58 am #

    The guy with the huge arms is Gregg Valentino. And steroids do not actually cause such disproportionate growth. Most steroids aims to increase overall muscle mass. However, he is using a site-enhancing oil which ONLY increases the size of the muscle which u inject it into. This oil is called Synthol. Thus, the body is unable to control the proportion of the growth when Synthol is used and u get a body like his.

  4. Editor 26. Aug, 2009 at 8:53 am #

    weekiat,

    Jesus, so Valentino likely saw what he was doing and kept injecting the synthol in the same spot to get those insane arms? :(

  5. snachy 30. Jan, 2010 at 11:56 am #

    Yes Valentino is a clown and pretty much admitted a napoleon complex as there is NO WAY AAS (Androgenic Anabolic Steroids) will give you site enhanced muscles.

    There were some AAS that did cause slight muscle enhancement(Eisclene) when injected into small muscles (biceps, triceps, delts), but it’s absolutely nothing like that monstrosity oil filled muscles by synthol.

  6. Casey 07. Apr, 2010 at 11:31 am #

    They reason that Valentinos muscles are disproportionate is because he got an infection from reusing needles and they had to cut it out. There is a documentary on Youtube and he tells all about it.

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