Do you have a lot of friends? Maybe a big family? Are you sick of them and want to thin them out? Then consider giving the gift of Uranium Ore this holiday season from Amazon. If you take the time to read some of the 254 reviews by customers, you’ll see a lot of happy comments like this one:
I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn’t sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.
Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people’s privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.
The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.
as well as some not-so-happy customers that felt the seller shorted them:
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
Obviously Uranium Ore isn’t for everybody, but at $39.95 you might as well give it a try.