Robert Heron sent in an awesome link to Jack English’s “Fuck the Earth Day” promotional video, check it out:
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Software development, video games, writing, reading and anything shiny. I ultimately just want to provide a resource that helps people and if I can't do that, then at least make them laugh.25 Responses to “Fuck the Earth Day”
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April 23, 2009
@clazaro Someone beat you to it. http://bit.ly/cXPWR
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April 23, 2009
Funny video —-> http://tinyurl.com/5obb6n
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April 23, 2009
The hippies had their day, now it’s our turn. http://tinyurl.com/5obb6n
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April 23, 2009
My favorite holiday of the year! http://tinyurl.com/5obb6n
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April 24, 2009
lol swim and eat rocks people, swim, and eat rocks. http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/fuck-the-earth-day/ (i planted a tree on earth day..lol)
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April 24, 2009
Heh, you probably missed out on the “F*ck the Earth Day”… http://tinyurl.com/5obb6n
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April 24, 2009
RT @simon_staffans Heh, you probably missed out on the “F*ck the Earth Day”… http://tinyurl.com/5obb6n
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June 15, 2009
the new and better holiday: http://bit.ly/F9Z3f
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July 22, 2009
The Earth has gotten soft. http://bit.ly/cXPWR
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July 22, 2009
Amazing. LMAO!!!!
RT @dustin_williams The Earth has gotten soft. http://bit.ly/cXPWR
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Gorgeous! I like that kind of Stuff
So Awesome
great
Love it!!! I’m making F*ck the Earth Day t-shirts for me & my boyfriend for this year!!!
absolutely love it. so sick of green bullshit.the earth belongs to God and everything in it. worship Him not His creation.
fuck you
For Earth Day..
I have decided that this will be our schedule..
8am – Turn on every electical appliance in the house..leave them on..change oil in cars – let oil drain into the Florida sand..Start up the car and let it idle in the driveway..
9am – Burn some old tires, plastic milk jugs, water bottles maybe toss in a few old batteries..
10am – Bury some old computer parts, especially those old lap top batteries..
11am – visit some local farms and dump Alka Seltzer in the water trough…watch the cows burp and fart some methane for a while..
12 Noon – Go to the local Walmart and Sporting Goods shops..buy all the CO2 cannisters for bb guns I can find…return home place them in a vise and puncture them..releasing the CO2 into the air..
1pm – Have lunch at the local park (beach), cook hotdogs in a propane grill with charcoal briquets to enhance the flavor..and of course burn all the plastic packaging in the grill when done..clean grill with soapy water (phosphate soap only)..let soapy water run into Gulf of Mexico..
2pm – Invite some friends over to cut down some pesky vines and plants in the back corner of the lot..make a compost heap with all the plant matter..The greenhouse gases released should last for years according to Al (I invented the internet) Bore..
3pm – Get all the old aerosol cans of paint, hairspray, varnish..etc and allow all my friends and neighbors paint a mural on the side of the house..(I can buy more spray paint later if I dont like the mural..)
4pm – Sign up for more junk mail …this act alone should kill a few thousand trees..
5pm – Find as many old air conditioners from the local dump…cannibalize the lead, copper, zinc..etc and bury it about 12 under the ground to speed its absorption into the aqua fir..puncture the freon tank when removing copper tubing..
6pm – Fire up the kerosene heater..adjust wick so that black smoke is emitted..Make a really BIG dinner of Pinto beans on propane stove..use all 4 burners and the oven for the cornbread..take alka seltzer to release methane from body..
7pm – Check bonfire, add more tires, batteries..etc if necessary..
8pm – Turn off engine on car, put out bonfire using CO2 fire extinguisher…Take a long shower and get ready for an evening of watching TV with all the lights on..
9pm – Leave all lights, radios, TV’s etc on..refill kerosene heater, go to bed..
you should just change your name to god
yes, yes , yes, I agree..good for you, fuck earth day
I like the way you think!
Enjoy your skyrocketing electric bill, bro.
Dude, Fuck Earth Day, who da fuck cares.
We live in America, we have 5% of world population,,but use 35% of global energy.
This shows our American Pride:FUCK EARTH DAY…………..MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Fuck earth day:Fuck every plant, burn it all babay.
Fuck the polar bears and tigers.
I’m amused that so few people get the tongue-in-cheek nature of this video. For people who get it, this one of the more effective pro-environmentalist videos I’ve seen.
If you don’t get that this is irony, do a search for Jack English (the narrator here) on youtube, and watch “I Hate Britain.” Then come back and watch this one. If you still think it’s anti-Earth after that, you’re a moron.