Fuck the Earth Day

Robert Heron sent in an awesome link to Jack English’s “Fuck the Earth Day” promotional video, check it out:


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25 Responses to “Fuck the Earth Day”

  1. manny April 24, 2008 at 1:40 am #

    o_O

  2. Stefan April 24, 2008 at 3:02 am #

    Gorgeous! I like that kind of Stuff

  3. tdod April 24, 2008 at 8:46 am #

    So Awesome

  4. Anonymous April 27, 2008 at 12:23 am #

    great

  5. Kate Jones January 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm #

    Love it!!! I’m making F*ck the Earth Day t-shirts for me & my boyfriend for this year!!!

    • Anonymous April 22, 2010 at 3:52 am #

      absolutely love it. so sick of green bullshit.the earth belongs to God and everything in it. worship Him not His creation.

      • Anonymous April 22, 2010 at 7:09 am #

        fuck you

  6. Enviromentalist April 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm #

    For Earth Day..

    I have decided that this will be our schedule..

    8am – Turn on every electical appliance in the house..leave them on..change oil in cars – let oil drain into the Florida sand..Start up the car and let it idle in the driveway..

    9am – Burn some old tires, plastic milk jugs, water bottles maybe toss in a few old batteries..

    10am – Bury some old computer parts, especially those old lap top batteries..

    11am – visit some local farms and dump Alka Seltzer in the water trough…watch the cows burp and fart some methane for a while..

    12 Noon – Go to the local Walmart and Sporting Goods shops..buy all the CO2 cannisters for bb guns I can find…return home place them in a vise and puncture them..releasing the CO2 into the air..

    1pm – Have lunch at the local park (beach), cook hotdogs in a propane grill with charcoal briquets to enhance the flavor..and of course burn all the plastic packaging in the grill when done..clean grill with soapy water (phosphate soap only)..let soapy water run into Gulf of Mexico..

    2pm – Invite some friends over to cut down some pesky vines and plants in the back corner of the lot..make a compost heap with all the plant matter..The greenhouse gases released should last for years according to Al (I invented the internet) Bore..

    3pm – Get all the old aerosol cans of paint, hairspray, varnish..etc and allow all my friends and neighbors paint a mural on the side of the house..(I can buy more spray paint later if I dont like the mural..)

    4pm – Sign up for more junk mail …this act alone should kill a few thousand trees..

    5pm – Find as many old air conditioners from the local dump…cannibalize the lead, copper, zinc..etc and bury it about 12 under the ground to speed its absorption into the aqua fir..puncture the freon tank when removing copper tubing..

    6pm – Fire up the kerosene heater..adjust wick so that black smoke is emitted..Make a really BIG dinner of Pinto beans on propane stove..use all 4 burners and the oven for the cornbread..take alka seltzer to release methane from body..

    7pm – Check bonfire, add more tires, batteries..etc if necessary..

    8pm – Turn off engine on car, put out bonfire using CO2 fire extinguisher…Take a long shower and get ready for an evening of watching TV with all the lights on..

    9pm – Leave all lights, radios, TV’s etc on..refill kerosene heater, go to bed..

    • Anonymous April 22, 2010 at 7:11 am #

      you should just change your name to god

    • Anonymous April 23, 2010 at 5:58 pm #

      yes, yes , yes, I agree..good for you, fuck earth day

    • DeathWalker9000 April 22, 2011 at 8:03 am #

      I like the way you think! :)

    • Logic April 22, 2011 at 10:42 am #

      Enjoy your skyrocketing electric bill, bro.

  7. Anonymous April 24, 2010 at 3:55 pm #

    Dude, Fuck Earth Day, who da fuck cares.

    We live in America, we have 5% of world population,,but use 35% of global energy.

    This shows our American Pride:FUCK EARTH DAY…………..MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA.

  8. Anonymous April 24, 2010 at 3:57 pm #

    Fuck earth day:Fuck every plant, burn it all babay.

    Fuck the polar bears and tigers.

  9. Hirgon May 7, 2010 at 7:20 am #

    I’m amused that so few people get the tongue-in-cheek nature of this video. For people who get it, this one of the more effective pro-environmentalist videos I’ve seen.

    If you don’t get that this is irony, do a search for Jack English (the narrator here) on youtube, and watch “I Hate Britain.” Then come back and watch this one. If you still think it’s anti-Earth after that, you’re a moron.

Trackbacks/Pingbacks

  1. Kyle McInnes - April 23, 2009

    @clazaro Someone beat you to it. http://bit.ly/cXPWR

  2. Chris Gregory - April 23, 2009

    Funny video —-> http://tinyurl.com/5obb6n

  3. meznak - April 23, 2009

    The hippies had their day, now it’s our turn. http://tinyurl.com/5obb6n

  4. mnno - April 23, 2009

    My favorite holiday of the year! http://tinyurl.com/5obb6n

  5. korik jones - April 24, 2009

    lol swim and eat rocks people, swim, and eat rocks. http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/fuck-the-earth-day/ (i planted a tree on earth day..lol)

  6. Simon Staffans - April 24, 2009

    Heh, you probably missed out on the “F*ck the Earth Day”… http://tinyurl.com/5obb6n

  7. garysmith - April 24, 2009

    RT @simon_staffans Heh, you probably missed out on the “F*ck the Earth Day”… http://tinyurl.com/5obb6n

  8. smnix - June 15, 2009

    the new and better holiday: http://bit.ly/F9Z3f

  9. dustin_williams - July 22, 2009

    The Earth has gotten soft. http://bit.ly/cXPWR

  10. Martin Malota - July 22, 2009

    Amazing. LMAO!!!!

    RT @dustin_williams The Earth has gotten soft. http://bit.ly/cXPWR

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