Costco Wants You to See in HD This Holiday Season

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I was at Costco today doing some shopping and came across the gem pictured above — what they were missing was a “Stop seeing your life in standard def!”

This is what happens when you give marketing people carte-blanche and they decide they are going to rape everyone that is 50 and older with a phrase/term that they hear thrown all over the place for months on end before Black Friday and clear through the holidays.

Notice the Superior image and color rendering note? Really? Really? Office HD printed this on the box and no one in the product department almost died from the lack of human decency?

Costco, I’m surprised you were OK with carrying this given that you are generally on your game with your inventory — this is straight up Wal-mart end-cap retardation right here, placed right by the TVs, catching all the senior citizens walking by the electronics section that “want the HD so TV looks more real!”

I want to punch someone at Office HD in their duodenum.

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  1. Patrick 11. Dec, 2009 at 3:36 pm #

    I just can’t wait for them to come out with 3D light. THAT will be awesome!

    • Riyad Kalla 15. Dec, 2009 at 1:23 pm #

      Oh it will be unbelievable. I’ll finally be able to experience life the way it was meant to be.

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