Chode to Joy!

by Katie Mullaly on 10. Nov, 2008 in Entertainment

This is not an article about Cameron Diaz.  I just couldn’t really post any of the images that Google was suggesting for the word “chode.”  I decided that since I think Cameron Diaz is the nastiest, skankiest, infection-filled twat in current pop culture, I would use HER image as the tie-in photo, but I digress.

Let’s play musical chodes!

Okay, here’s the object of the game:  to think of as many song titles that have the word “heart” in them as you can, and replace that word with “chode.”  (The word “clunge” is also a permissible substitution)

Here are some examples:

1.  My Chode Will Go On

2.  I’ve Got a Hole In My Chode That Goes All the Way to China

3.  Young Chodes, Run Free

4.  Tearin’ Up My Chode

5.  Harden My Chode

You get the idea.  This game was born of an overnight shift at AOL, back in the DAY.  It may not sound like much, but as of this post, you will not be able to get it out of your head, and you will refer to it EVERY TIME you hear a song title or lyric that has the word “heart.”

It is both a blessing and a curse.  Enjoy!

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Katie Mullaly - who has written 139 posts on The Buzz Media.

Katie Mullaly is the author (along with Patrick) of the very popular Scare-Izona: A Travel Guide to Arizona's Spookiest Spots and Tucson's Most Haunted. Their third book - Finding Ghosts in Phoenix - will hit the shelves this fall, and two more books are currently in production. As well as writing for the hugely popular "The Buzz Media" website, she can frequently be seen as a featured extra in most of Peter Leon's films. She is her own Easter egg. Basically, she's awesome. She would also like to meet Adam Lambert because he's cool on a cellular level. So, if anyone can hook that up for her, that'd be great.

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  1. G 10. Nov, 2008 at 5:48 pm #

    lol. Wrong. Just wrong.

    I will NEVER be able to enjoy Celine quite the same way again…

    Reply
  2. Celebs 29. Mar, 2009 at 9:35 am #

    Hello! I have been following your blog for a couple months and wanted to say hi. I really like all the stuff you post up! – Thanks, Kelly

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  3. katie 29. Mar, 2009 at 9:55 am #

    thanks!

    Reply

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