Britney Spears Looses Custody of Kids

by Riyad Kalla on 30. Oct, 2007 in Humor & Fun

The Superficial reports that Britney “Look at my Junk” Spears has finally lost custody of her kids. The best part I think is that in addition to Britney missing 1 or 2 court hearings because she didn’t want to go or just forgot, there were multiple reports of Britney stomping around the house sucking down a bottle of vodka and randomly picking the kids up to breast feed them.

Mother of the Year award? Your goddamn right… I just happen to be fresh out. YO YO BRIT BRIT!

Britney Spears Smoking While Pregnant

Update #1: Haha, PerezHilton reports that the once-a-week drug testing is still in effect, and a missed test is considered a failed test. Given that Britney ShitBags couldn’t even make it to court, I doubt she’ll take one test.

This is awesome.

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44 Responses to “Britney Spears Looses Custody of Kids”

  1. pjill 19. Dec, 2007 at 5:40 pm #

    she sucks!

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  2. leo 07. Feb, 2008 at 5:08 pm #

    she is such a idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    that kid is going to be so messed up bercause of her she should be in jail for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Dhara 07. Feb, 2008 at 6:17 pm #

    people like this have no right to play with others’ lives……
    she shouldnt even be allowed to concieve!!
    shes educated so she knows it all…..she just plain old doesnt care..

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  4. Zac Cary 11. Feb, 2008 at 12:49 am #

    You stupid assholes!!! This picture is fucking fake!! For one thing it was never on the news and three she doesn’t have a fucking tattoo around her stomach! Dumb fucks!!!!!!!!!!!!! love you Brit!

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  5. Riyad Kalla 11. Feb, 2008 at 10:41 am #

    Zac, you win at the internet!

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  6. Angel0 13. Feb, 2008 at 11:32 am #

    THIS IS AIRBRUSHED YOU MORONS
    WEN HAS BRITNEY EVA AHD A TATOO ON HER STOMACH?

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  7. Rachel 04. Mar, 2008 at 12:27 am #

    she is only like this because of what we the public have done to her if she was not a celebrity than no one would take interest person who says she is an idiot well you can’t spell because… so stop snobing on the internet and leave her alone and concentrate on doing the right thing!!!

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  8. wow! 05. Mar, 2008 at 11:50 am #

    so so so shit!!!!

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  9. marie 06. Mar, 2008 at 9:52 pm #

    This was the most STUPID thing she has ever done. I mean The court deems her unfit to take care of her own kids let alone herself, so why in the hell would she think they would let her keep number 3. whoever is the dad just made him a whole lot of money because he will end up with the child and she will end up paying more childsupport. so stupid. she really needs help. and yes i said it she is so stupid. get a brain brittney.

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  10. Anna 22. Apr, 2008 at 2:43 pm #

    yah get a brain britney. stupied.
    Britney get a life.

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  11. Bailee F 26. Apr, 2008 at 11:21 pm #

    This is Freakin fakee. Britney Doesn’t have a tattoo on her stomach.

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  12. aint 28. Apr, 2008 at 3:45 am #

    it’s not so bad to smoke when you pregnant… ppl read more about it! there are pills which prevent the baby from nicotin and if she smoked one sigaret while beeing pregnant its not so scary…jesus youre making a elephant out of a fly!

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  13. Riyad Kalla 28. Apr, 2008 at 9:13 am #

    aint,
    Your parents totally smoked while they were pregnant with you didn’t they? You are trying to reason your way around the 213 you got on your SATs and the extra arm hu? :D

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  14. Amanda AKA 30. Apr, 2008 at 4:07 pm #

    She is so fucking stupid to do that. L hope she noes that she could kill her fucking baby. STUPID ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

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  15. Amanda AKA 30. Apr, 2008 at 4:08 pm #

    Such a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. Amanda AKA 30. Apr, 2008 at 4:09 pm #

    i GUESS FOUND OUT THAT SHE DOESN’T HAS A TATTOO ON HER STOMACH ASSHOLES

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  17. era 08. May, 2008 at 9:59 am #

    stupid bitch:@:@@:

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  18. Liv 09. May, 2008 at 6:45 pm #

    FOR FUCKS SAKE THIS IS NOT EVEN BRITNEY SPEARS! SHE DOESN’T HAVE A TATOO ON HER STOMACH AND IT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE HER. IF EVERYONE WOULD JUST LEAVE HER ALONE SHE WOULDN’T HAVE TO GO THROUGH LIFE THIS WAY AND EVERYTHING FOR HER WOULDN’T BE SO FUCKED UP! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! YOU DON’T KNOW HER! STOP JUDGING PEOPLE BERFORE YOU KNOW THEM YOU CYNICAL FREAKS. PUT YOURSELF IN HER POSITION FOR ONE MOMENT. YOU MIGHT THINK THAT YOU WOULDN’T DO WHAT SHE DOES BUT I BET YOU’D CRACK UNDER THE PRESSURE SHE UNDERGOES. HATERS GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!

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  19. T+J 13. May, 2008 at 8:45 am #

    Okay, first of all, its called spell check, retards, try it out.

    Yes it IS Britney, and she is a dumbass slut, in case you haven’t noticed, nice try saying its not her, and the tattoo is airbrushed though.

    You are all too cool.

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  20. Anonymous 21. May, 2008 at 8:59 am #

    y_uyouy

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  21. Anonymous 18. Jun, 2008 at 7:56 am #

    you dont need to smoke when you are having twins

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  22. katelin & miami 18. Jun, 2008 at 7:58 am #

    you dont need to smoke when you are having twins

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  23. lori 28. Jun, 2008 at 12:33 pm #

    This isn’t her. She never had a tattoo on her stomach. Also, by the time her belly was that big her arms and legs were much bigger too.

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  24. Riyad Kalla 28. Jun, 2008 at 1:58 pm #

    The best… or maybe worst part, is that even though there is that glaring discrepancy in the image, *most* people still think it’s her because she has historically been such a mess.

    That’s a pretty shitty rep to carry around when someone that’s not even you, most people think *is* you because they are trailer trash.

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  25. Yellow. 01. Jul, 2008 at 12:40 am #

    This photo is fake.
    Shut up already.

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  26. H'ateBrit 15. Jul, 2008 at 11:15 am #

    It’s trainwreck Brit with a shopped tat so what is the big deal since the photo is real? She is smoking and she does drive around with her kids in front of the airbag on the steering wheel. Why would you want her children subjected to those dangers? Now her kids are with SupaLuzah K-fed. Much better. Children to these people are like handbags and the sad thing is the incredible number of 1di0ts on this site supporting complete dopes like this.

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  27. Loopazilla 19. Jul, 2008 at 11:48 am #

    Stupid C**ting Yanks. It’s FAKE !!!
    Now I know America is REALLY on the way down FAST !!!
    All rise for the Chinese Flag Salute.

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  28. Riyad Kalla 19. Jul, 2008 at 12:09 pm #

    hahaha

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  29. huh 20. Jul, 2008 at 7:54 pm #

    fuck you loopa, chink bastard

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  30. loopazilla 21. Jul, 2008 at 2:35 am #

    Hey, “huh”, – SUCK MY DICK YO MUTHA !
    Now go back to that trailer pull of beer and your sister’s panties all over the floor.

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  31. Mr. Belvedere 15. Aug, 2008 at 3:32 pm #

    Ahh, go blow some rice outta yer ass.

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  32. axer 27. Aug, 2008 at 6:28 am #

    hey!!!
    pls. pitty !!!!
    you have no right to be a mother!!!!

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  33. Jea~ 28. Aug, 2008 at 7:44 am #


    Everyone needs to chill! Original picture

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  34. Momma of 2 boys 28. Aug, 2008 at 7:47 am #

    Its a fake picture chill out everyone! You can find the original by googling Britney smoking! She is not prego and if she was is it any of ur business what she does! Look in the mirror before you judge

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  35. w/e 14. Sep, 2008 at 1:40 am #

    u lot r retards all the ugly women r calling britney names coz ur all jealous of her so u need to get a life britney has a life n she dont care wat u haters think god get over urselfs

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  36. paul 25. Sep, 2008 at 11:25 am #
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  37. paul 25. Sep, 2008 at 11:25 am #

    original pic
    http://celebritydirt.weblogmedia.net/images/0512/britney_wt.jpg

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  38. Kira 26. Sep, 2008 at 3:05 am #

    Ok i do not trust britney with chilren cuz she just duznt look right and hey go 2 japan. its kewl there

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  39. Stephanie 18. Nov, 2008 at 12:40 pm #

    Oh U R so idiots,its a fake pic!she doesn’t have a fucking tatoo on her stomach! sucha looooooooosssseeeeeerrrrss! (y)’ Brintey U Rule!

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  40. ladysdsandiego 29. Nov, 2008 at 1:04 pm #

    this is so dumb. first of all THAT PHOTO IS FAKE. she doesn’t even have a tatoo on her stomach.

    this is the real pic
    http://celebritydirt.weblogmedia.net/images/0512/britney_wt.jpg

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  41. Tay 06. Dec, 2008 at 5:07 pm #

    so yeah thats not britney she doesnt have a tattoo on her tummy theres never been one there look at all the other pictures with her preggers belly she has no tat so yeah she doesn’t smoke it would mess up her voice and secondly shes not that retarted

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  42. Cath 08. Dec, 2008 at 9:26 am #

    Yah… thats not her…. She doesnt have a stupid tattoo on her stomach, you idiots.

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  43. Alex 16. May, 2009 at 3:06 pm #

    That’s not her stomach
    Britney doesnt have those tatoos. The real photo she is smoking but she’s not pregnant. Do your research before you judge people

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  44. Jessicuh. 13. Jul, 2010 at 10:29 pm #

    Are you people fuckin’ retarded? That’s NOT a cigarette.
    Look CLOSELY and think again before you say shit.
    If it’s a cig, why is it bending ? Fucking assholes.

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