Britney Spears is a Pig

Ugly Britney Spears

God she looks awesome… does anyone else remember what she used to look like?

Pop Quiz:

What should you do right after you loose custody of your children for being an irresponsible whore?

A. Start taking parenting seriously and learn how to behave like a human?

B. Take parenting classes.

C. Treat your parenting coach like a baby-sitter, and leave her in the car with your kids while you go shopping.

If you picked C then you were absolutely right. Britney’s Brain FTW!

Update #1: Apparently some of you don’t realize how pathetic this is… here’s a shot of Britney when she was on top of the world and wasn’t retarded (or just better managed). There are plenty of the uber-sexy ones on Google Images, but this one is a better shot of her pre-whore era.
Pretty Britney Spears

Update #2: In the interest of science, I’ve done a detailed, technical analysis of Britney denying that she got her boobs done… ORLY?!

Britney Spears Boob Job

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11 Responses to “Britney Spears is a Pig”

  1. Ben November 6, 2007 at 11:41 am #

    Ugg… I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  2. Riyad Kalla November 6, 2007 at 11:48 am #

    Yea… I threw up on my own face when I saw that first picture…

  3. BritneyHasNoClass_She'sNoLindaHamilton November 7, 2007 at 5:09 pm #

    Exactly that: Britney Spears has NO CLASS !!

    Hoping that her kids get taken away from both her and (this is harsh, I confess) given to some nice, childless couple in some quiet small town in the middle of Wyoming or some other obscure place.

    Let that be a lesson to Britney that she should wise-up and acquire some class (and some intelligence!). She can begin by STUDYING CLASSY WOMEN : Sophia Loren, Linda Hamilton, the late Audrey Hepburn, and the late Adrienne Shelley — for beginners.

    Britney needs to stop looking and acting like a two-penny strumpet — and stop dressing like a trashy trollop, also !!

    P.S. — her kids ought to eventually sue her for all that she has for any emotional damage, mental illnesses, intellectual deformity, early-age gum disease, OR LOSS OF TEETH, that she might have caused them. (Their teeth are already rotting!)

  4. BritneyHasNoClass_She'sNoLindaHamilton November 7, 2007 at 5:15 pm #

    Eh, I made a typographical error.

    Had written: “Hoping that her kids get taken away from both her and (this is harsh, I confess) given to some nice, childless couple in some quiet small town in the middle of Wyoming or some other obscure place.”

    Had MEANT: “Hoping that her kids get taken away from both her and (this is harsh, I confess)KEVIN AND THEN given to some nice, childless couple in some quiet small town in the middle of Wyoming or some other obscure place.

    Sorry about the typo.

    BTW — GAWD, THAT FEMALE HAS BECOME SUCH A DISGUSTINGLY UGLY OLD WHORE !!!! She needs to go back to bitch school — if a woman must-needs be a bitch then she also needs to at least by a classy bitch. B.S. (BRITNEY SPEARS) SUCKS AND HAS NO CLASS !!

  5. Riyad Kalla November 7, 2007 at 6:08 pm #

    Hah, I wish anything you wrote, as harsh as it was, was untrue… but it’s not… you are aboslutely right.

    She was handed the world, then decided to start listening to all her own press and decided she was the most important person on the planet, and stated acting like a real shitbag…

    Fast forward a few years later, and the unchecked childish fits of “I WANT I WANT” has left us with *this* (please scroll up to top of post to get another gawk at what she has become)

    I can believe that she wakes up in the morning, looks at herself and says “I’m happy, rock on!”

    If she does… god help her kids.

  6. BritneyHasNoClass_She'sNoLindaHamilton December 6, 2007 at 1:10 pm #

    Hello, Riyad,

    Sorry for the late reply. Had a lot of things to do, and was having a cold. Decided that answering you after Thanksgiving would be a better idea.

    I was down, and was in a bad mood. Maybe I shouldn’t have wrote this stuff, even if it was true.

    I noticed how spoiled Britney is. Shame on her. (Is it true that she’d recently tried to bleach her kids’ teeth in order to pass for “clean”?! What’s next, might she put them on heavy doses of Ritalin or other drugs when she has the chance?)

    Yes, this is terrible.

    Those two poor boys might need nice new parents in the middle of “nowhere”. A “nowhere” home (Wyomming? Nebraska?) might do them good.

    Hoping that their dad, Kevin Federline actually proves to be at least a half-decent dad.

  7. Loopazilla July 19, 2008 at 11:52 am #

    What the fuck’s wrong with being a played out cumbag at her age ? She’s still got more cash than most of you will ever see in your entire lives. ASSHOLES !

    • billybob September 26, 2012 at 10:43 pm #

      ya, i’d still park my tongue in her ass.

  8. Scrumptious July 19, 2008 at 11:57 am #

    She obviously doesn’t give a shit, does she ?
    Best solution – Sell the kids to rich lesbians and use the money to front a chain of heroin dealers in the Inner City Elementary Schools. That will make the Bitch even richer AND IT WILL CHILL THE KIDS OUT SO THEY DON’T PACK GUNS TO SCHOOL.
    Obama watch out ! I’m after your job.

  9. Jack Bush October 7, 2010 at 5:51 am #

    leave Britney spears alone she is greatest singer and is amazing leave her alone britney rocks my world

  10. BOBI January 10, 2014 at 1:47 am #

    WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE BRITNEY.

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