About J Patrick Ohlde, Reviews Editor

Patrick is the author of Scare-Izona: A Travel Guide to Arizona's Spookiest Spots, Tucson's Most Haunted, Finding Ghosts in Phoenix and another book releasing this year. He also does not care for the Oxford Comma. Patrick holds a Bachelor's Degree in Psychology from the University of Arizona which he uses professionally as a recovery coordinator on a crisis response team. In addition to writing books, Patrick is an avid gamer, artist, musician, actor, martial artist, screenwriter and film buff. He also enjoys writing long winded and self-congratulatory bios of himself. Seriously, look him up on Amazon. That one is even longer than this one.
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The Gentlemen Radio Episode 117: The Charles Awakens

Welcome back for the glorious return of Gentleman Charles to the podcast after jet setting around the world solving Ebola and an assorted collection of other such activities that we can’t get into due to some blurry international antiquity smuggling laws. This is a super sized episode of the show with topics ranging from the […]

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Dragon Age Inquisition Xbox One Review

Summary [9.5 out of 10] The answer to my RPG prayers, Dragon Age Inquisition proves to be exactly what I was hoping for: A complete experience that features strong characters, interactions, story and graphics this game gets the series back on track. Telling the story of a new character thrust in a world of political […]

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Alien Isolation Xbox One Review

Summary [8.0 out of 10] The answer to anyone who asked why we couldn’t just have a scary Alien game after Aliens Colonial Marines, Alien Isolation takes things back to the feel of the first movie with one Alien and very few resources on hand to deal with it. What it amounts to is a […]

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The Gentlemen Radio Episode 116: The Thanksgiving Jambalaya of Pain

On this episode of the Gentlemen Radio, Gentlemen Jeffrey and Patrick meander through the show with very little by way of topics and even less by way of coherence. They talk about other studios trying to pull off a shared universe like Marvel and setting themselves up for potential failure and they then unironically talk […]

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The Gentlemen Radio Episode 115: Sometimes it is Offensive Not to be Offended…Also Upcoming Movies

And here we are with a very special episode of the Gentlemen Radio. Gentlemen Patrick and Jeffrey tackle a heavy subject that gets into the sort of shakey territory that white dudes usually get into when talking about political correctness and the disconnect between writing stories and characters and actually espousing those views. Then they […]

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The Evil Within Xbox One Review

Summary [8.0 out of 10] A promising start to a new potential franchise, The Evil Within gets back to the horror roots of survival horror while providing a mostly engaging story with strong game play and visuals. Uneven difficulty hamstrings the game somewhat, however, and the controls can get in the way of proper command […]

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The Gentlemen Radio Episode 114: Comic Book Movie Overload While Talking About a Comic Book TV Show

Alright so this episode is a couple of weeks late due to some technical difficulties. It is a bit outdated as evidenced by Gentleman Patrick losing his shit consistantly during the episode about Game 6 of the World Series, but in between the disappointed shouting, the Gentlemen talk about the big Marvel announcement of their […]

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John Wick Movie Review

As slick and badass as any movie one could hope for, John Wick delivers on a straight forward revenge tale with an abundance of beautifully shot, choreographed and executed action while offering a surprising amount of solid world building. Just days after his wife is taken by illness, John Wick (Keanu Reeves) has a chance […]

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Patrick’s 10 Favorite Horror Movie Remakes

Continuing the Halloween horrorfest here at the Buzz Media I decided to take a look at that long and not so honored tradition of horror movie remakes. For a time it was just a cavalcade of sequels with rapidly diminishing returns and now things are getting rebooted and remade instead. Then those get sequels and […]

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The Gentlemen Radio Episode 113: The DC Dead or Farewell to Hobos

We are back with another episode of the Gentlemen Radio! This marks what will hopefully be the last broadcast from the park of the hobos as we will be moving into the brand spanking new JJ Studios. It will be a lot farther for Gentleman Patrick to drive but the lack of hobos will be […]

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Patrick’s 10 Favorite TV Vampires

Alright here we are with my top 10 list of TV vampires. Like the Movie vampire list, this one is based soley on characters I think are cool and that I personally respond to as opposed to any sort of measureable amount of popularity of iconography.  There are also several from Buffy the Vampire Slayer […]

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Patrick’s 10 Favorite Movie Vampires

In keeping with the Halloween theme I decided to do a list of my favorite vampire characters from film and TV. Then, once I compiled a master list, thought about running into traffic instead of trying to whittle it down to 10. Traffic was pretty light that day so instead I decided to split the […]

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Patrick’s 10 Favorite Horror Comedies

It is that time of year again when things start getting spooky as we get ready for Halloween so with that in mind, and just like last year, we are going to be putting up some lists of our favorite Halloween things. I am going to kick things off with horror comedies which is easily […]

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Gone Girl Movie Review

Haunting, disturbing and funnier than you would think, Gone Girl is a perfectly acted and beautifully drawn piece of filmmaking that will leave the viewer plenty to talk about after it is over. On the morning of her five year anniversary Amy Dunne (Rosamund Pike) disappears under mysterious circumstances and her husband Nick (Ben Affleck) has […]

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The Gentlemen Radio Episode 112: The Dark, Dirty Streets of Gotham and the Tyranny of Vampire Muppets

We are back with a new awesome episode of the Gentlemen Radio! In this episode, Gentlemen Jeffrey and Patrick discuss the first two episodes of the new series Gotham, the return of Agents of SHIELD, and how enormously goofy the Master looks on the Strain. It is a fun fill romp mercifully devoid of killer […]

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Tusk Movie Review

Holy fucking shit. When a podcaster, Wallace Bryton (Justin Long), goes up to Canada for an interview that doesn’t happen he finds himself desperate to save the trip and answers an ad by Howard Howe (Michael Parks) who promises that he has many stories to tell about epic nautical adventures. Unfortunately, Howe’s real plan is […]

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The Gentlemen Radio 111: The Great Flood That Wasn’t

  On this episode of the Gentlemen Media, Gentlemen Patrick and Jeffrey brave the elements, and hobos, to record in the park on the night of what was forecasted to a huge tropical storm that was shutting Tucson down all over the place. Because podcasts are important, the Gentlemen put their very lives on the […]

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Patrick’s 10 Most Anticipated Fall Movies 2014

  And here we are to the Fall. Awards season and the time when we put down the popcorn and turn our attention to deeper and more substantive films that we can later brag to our friends about having actually seen them when Oscar pools are starting. But I kid awards season. Obviously the fall […]

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Patrick’s 10 Favorite Summer Movies 2014

Here we are on the cusp of awards season as the box office is well past it’s cooling down phase and is getting reading for the season’s shift from popcorn and action to the more subdued tones of drama. So before looking forward to that season I am going to take a look back at […]

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The Gentlemen Radio Episode 110: The Emmys Strain Credibility

Here we go with another episode of the Gentlemen Radio. In this episode the gents talk about the Strain for a change and then get into the nitty gritty of the Emmys and why Jeff hasn’t seen True Dective yet. It is another noisy episode at Old Chicago which means it is loud but the […]

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The Gentlemen Radio Episode 109: DC Learns the Wrong Lessons While Marvel Guards the Galaxy

And we are back with the whole crew intact. Charles is back from his toils in Houston on the now legendary 100th episode and the Gentlemen can finally talk about the Guardians of the Galaxy. Moving on from what Gentlemen Patrick feels is the best movie of the year so far, the guys talk about […]

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The Gentlemen Radio Espiode 108-Oh Captain My Captain

Yeah sure, it is a cheesy and overused title but fuck it, on this episode Gentlemen Jeffrey and Patrick discuss the passing of the beloved Robin Williams. It is a bit heavier and more serious epsiode than usual as the Gents delve into depression and suicide. It is not all sad times, however, as the […]

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Patrick’s 10 Most Anticipated Games From E3 2014

Alright so it has been a couple of months since E3 and because I have noticed the past few years that games I was very excited about at the show didn’t always live up to the hype I have decided to post my most anticipated list after the bright lights and excitement of the show […]

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Review

  A movie about which the best thing that can be said is that it wasn’t as bad as expected, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is not offensively bad but it is not much good either.  Taking a cue from the gross misunderstanding found in the Transformers movies, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles focuses on intrepid cub […]

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